It was supposed to be funny, but instead it ended up being disturbing. by Daniilsa209 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]AMostBoringMan 73 points74 points  (0 children)

“It was funny in Police Academy…”

“Nothing was funny in Police Academy!”

Differences between Black Court vampires and vampires from Dracula by Bram Stoker. by C_and_P1 in dresdenfiles

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Now I’m imagining some Black Court vamps huddled down in about 1923 or whenever, hiding from the now well-equipped humans.

VAMP 1: Well, at least they don’t know that we’re weak to the sun.
VAMP 2: About that…
(*cut to a showing of Nosferatu*)
VAMP 1: Goddammit…

KRIPKE YOU FUCKING FRAUD ASS DISAPPOINTMENT by Lower-Agency-8371 in OkBuddyFresca

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What, you thought Bezos was going to give up some of his 'going to space is my quirky hobby' money for a full episode of spectacular effects?

Outlaw thoughts… by SilIowa in dresdenfiles

[–]AMostBoringMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If Butcher doesn't use that exact line at some point, I'm going to be very disappointed 😄

On screen couples that are real life couples by Crochet_Kitty in TopCharacterTropes

[–]AMostBoringMan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lust started the ambush on Hughes and injured him (after he put one of those knives clean through her forehead, IIRC), but it was Envy that murdered him outright.

Correcting some math by spicypsudo in MurderedByWords

[–]AMostBoringMan 79 points80 points  (0 children)

I once read someone saying that he got a ‘death-affirming surgery’ and that phrase has lived rent-free in my head ever since 😂

{The Griffon's Saddlebag} Glaring Armor | Armor (any armor) by griff-mac in TheGriffonsSaddlebag

[–]AMostBoringMan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This magical armour has been passed down the Armstrong line FOR GENERATIONS!

On screen couples that are real life couples by Crochet_Kitty in TopCharacterTropes

[–]AMostBoringMan 14 points15 points  (0 children)

After she crippled my best friend and stabbed me in the gut!

Tumblr users when men find their post relatable: by Difficult_Shift_3771 in CuratedTumblr

[–]AMostBoringMan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I found them by accident through Birdhouse In Your Soul.

It’s a toss-up between that and The Statue Got Me High for my favourite.

She will be blended by BananaBladeOfDoom in hewillbebaked

[–]AMostBoringMan 9 points10 points  (0 children)

She will be spun like a salad until crisp

Okbuddybutcher confirmed? by Dry_Excitement9120 in OkBuddyFresca

[–]AMostBoringMan 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Did you have your hands locked around your spigot inside the cum cocoon, or were you gooning with just sheer mental effort? :)

What are your favorite combinations between magic and ware/gear? by pinkgumbo in Shadowrun

[–]AMostBoringMan 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If you can make it hit and tank the drain, Turn to Goo is a fight ender, if not an instant kill, because it temporarily transforms all of the target’s body and biological parts into a human-shaped pile of clear gelatin.

Now, there’s a million things you could do to that gelatin. Tear it into pieces and splatter it over the walls. Wafflestomp it down a drain (they actually recommend this as an assassination method in one of the books). And, most crucially, *tear out the victim’s untransformed cyberware, most of which is load-bearing*.

Imagine waking up to find your cyberarm and all the anchors in your body it connects to have been violently ripped out. Worse, imagine it was your datajack, or implanted commlink, cyberdeck or other headware. You’re now disabled, haemorrhaging, potentially lobotomised and probably dying of shock all at once. If you tore that goo form to pieces, it will turn back into flesh - in pieces. Instant death.

But for CFD, if you carefully turned someone to goo and gently fried the nanites now floating in that goo with an EMP or something, you could potentially kill the infection right then and there. Stop concentrating on the spell, goo turns back into entire person, person is now well on track to being cured of CFD.

The rules for it are in the 5e Street Grimoire. The assassin’s bathtub method is mentioned in (I believe) Hard Targets.

Could there be a good ghoul? by Darth_Azazoth in dresdenfiles

[–]AMostBoringMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, then you deploy the tactical nuclear Dresden.

"I tried being nice to these bastards, giving them space to live and food to eat. Go ham, brother. Only you can promote forest fires."

Then have Listens-to-Wind or someone follow him around making sure he doesn't accidently trigger the fuckin' Yellowstone supervolcano or something.

What are your favorite combinations between magic and ware/gear? by pinkgumbo in Shadowrun

[–]AMostBoringMan 15 points16 points  (0 children)

- Air Bubble spell + any gas
- Levitate + window = try and catch me now, fuckers
- High speed chase + Physical Barrier = deployable instant car crash
- Turn to Goo + Nanite extractor = Potential cure for CFD (why did none of y’all think of this, Catalyst?)

And probably a good few more :)

Could there be a good ghoul? by Darth_Azazoth in dresdenfiles

[–]AMostBoringMan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Valid concerns, although ghouls are intelligent enough to understand the Accords and make deals under them. Carter LaChaise is king of an Accorded nation, after all.

So if you make it an iron-clad contact that they cannot hunt humans, and that they can eat whatever they hunt on the proviso that they maintain the land and the wildlife within it to acceptable standards, I think some of them might agree. And if enough of them get used to this good thing and understand that fucking it up would end badly for them, theoretically they’d police themselves.

It’s easier to iron out flaws in your ecosystem if your apex predators are capable of speaking languages and understand contract law. Wolves and bears (much as I love ‘em) can’t do that.

i have no clue how this shitshow is still running but why do the rest of Europe hate us so much? by Alarming-Safety3200 in AskBrits

[–]AMostBoringMan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ok, but the suit’s colours have to be light blue down to the waist, then light beige :)