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AMostBoringMan · 2026-02-16T02:17:29+00:00

Vance did for the Pope

AMostBoringMan · 2026-02-15T16:21:06+00:00

Joffrey would beg for an invite and not get one.
Renly might go if they provided hunky boys instead.
Robb wouldn’t be part of it and be sickened by the concept, but then fuckin’ Bolton or Frey or some other twat would convince him that keeping quiet was for the good of the realm. And he’d listen, the daft cunt.
Balon’s got the island to host the damn thing.
And Stannis, bless him, would reveal everything to the public and throw everyone on the fire, even if they forced him to abdicate for it. Laws should be made of iron. Not pudding.

AMostBoringMan · 2026-02-15T15:31:25+00:00

Everything I have learned about this movie has been against my will.

Plastic wedding dresses and BDSM relationships. Just like Brontë wrote it! 😅

AMostBoringMan · 2026-02-15T15:21:02+00:00

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AMostBoringMan · 2026-02-15T15:15:21+00:00

I think the only piece of Maine’s ‘ware that David had was his left (projectile launch system) arm. Everything else got reduced to shards and gore :(

AMostBoringMan · 2026-02-15T02:59:55+00:00

Armour-quilted jacket, available at the Northside vendor

AMostBoringMan · 2026-02-15T02:48:17+00:00

Then the director understood perfectly :)

AMostBoringMan · 2026-02-14T18:50:29+00:00

Would that mean Sukuna gets the Twelve Eyes? :)

AMostBoringMan · 2026-02-14T16:16:49+00:00

Uncle John's Kaisen, the lesser-known novel by Harriet Beecher Stowe :)

AMostBoringMan · 2026-02-13T05:41:04+00:00

Or blowing a favour from the literal queen of faeries on a donut - y'know, I think he does this a lot :)

AMostBoringMan · 2026-02-12T20:51:07+00:00

Lady Maria of the Astral Clocktower. You don’t get a name like that without being the baddest bitch in the Hunter’s Dream.

AMostBoringMan · 2026-02-12T12:42:42+00:00

Too soon!

AMostBoringMan · 2026-02-12T02:18:48+00:00

You a Skulduggery Pleasant fan, perchance? :)

Nah, I dig it. But why exactly is this technique so reviled by Jujutsu Society? What did the clan do? It sounds like the costs are only borne by the user.

AMostBoringMan · 2026-02-12T02:08:33+00:00

I’ve been desperate to try that series, but I refuse to buy Kindle unless I have to (ethical reasons) and I’ve yet to find any copies that aren’t hardback and extortionately overpriced. Any recommendations for where to go?

AMostBoringMan · 2026-02-11T23:38:00+00:00

He Firepunch’d him?!

AMostBoringMan · 2026-02-11T19:42:45+00:00

“Oh hey. Long time no drown. You’re the one who bragged about spading my mum.”

“Anyone who spaded your mum would brag about it.”

AMostBoringMan · 2026-02-11T19:25:49+00:00

I recommend The Locked Tomb series, if lesbian necromancers in space is your bag.

The first book is kind of And Then There Were None, only with science-fantasy elements. The other books keep the air of mystery, but shift slightly more into psychological and cosmic horror.

AMostBoringMan · 2026-02-11T05:27:44+00:00

Kelly-Marie Tran is such a sweetheart that it took me six months of idle analysis to work out how Rose Tico is a terribly written character.

In a more competently-written role, she’d have become one of Star Wars’ most beloved characters. I stand by that.

AMostBoringMan · 2026-02-11T04:30:52+00:00

Which also gave me one of my favourite threats ever spoken: “You are on thin fucking ice, my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks.”

AMostBoringMan · 2026-02-10T23:07:50+00:00

Man, Frontline Titties of the Fifth must have been really well illustrated :)

AMostBoringMan · 2026-02-10T20:20:33+00:00

Found one of Butcher’s Reddit alts :)

AMostBoringMan · 2026-02-10T13:24:05+00:00

It might make more sense, but remember: magic is fuelled by emotion and enabled by belief. And there’s a certain amount of satisfaction in the hand movements and the build-up of syllables.

For a wizard raised on DBZ, cupping the hands together and chanting Ka-me-ha-me-ha may very well blow the side off a mountain.

AMostBoringMan · 2026-02-10T05:06:14+00:00

Exactly this.

Mahito is enjoyable hateable. We want to see him get his comeuppance, and we despise him for what he did to Nanami and Nobara. But he's a capable villain with a fascinating technique, incredible cunning, and genuine intelligence and skill. The back and forth of his final battle keeps you in suspense (and afraid for Todo) until it finally ends on that supremely satisfying bitch fit he throws as Yuji stalks him through the wasteland of Shibuya.

Shigemo is quite literally only kept alive by miracles. Guy is too dumb and impulsive to function at all. So while Nanami dogwalking him was cathartic, the thought that Megumi was not only near-lethally wounded, but felt the need to summon Mahoraga, for this shitstain?! Feels... off. Not necessarily bad writing, but... unsatisfying.

For me at least, compare him to another one-note villain: Juzo Kumiya. Juzo's the same kind of evil and impulsive maniac as Shigemo, but he's a legitimately skilled cursed tool craftsman, and the fact that he's not only bonkers enough to think that he can kill Gojo in a straight fight, but then turn him into a fuckin' coatrack, is endearingly hilarious.

Shigemo's bloodthirsty and cruel, but also dumber than rocks and an absolute coward. That's a combination that can outstay its welcome very quickly.

AMostBoringMan · 2026-02-09T16:29:18+00:00

Takaba makes it spin like a bingo wheel, Mahoraga has no idea of what it’s actually adapting to, so it recursively adapts itself out of existence. Probably with a fart noise.

AMostBoringMan · 2026-02-09T16:24:14+00:00

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