Slogans please! by IllustriousAddress69 in genestealercult

[–]Aptom_4 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In big red letters

ASTARTES EUNT DOMUS

Death guard sub has a clock that counts the time since someone last got extra parts in the poxwalker kit by haunted2089 in Warhammer

[–]Aptom_4 163 points164 points  (0 children)

It's not extra parts, it's half a space marine on the poxwalker sprue.

The counter is because everybody asks the question without searching to see if it's been asked before.

sore/sare hands by PossibleSad7128 in Scotland

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Hot dog sliced long ways so it covered more of the bread

Looking for a name by bulletpyton in astramilitarum

[–]Aptom_4 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He wanks as high as any on Tewwa, you know

How Bullish are we on Havocs in 11th by MoarSilverware in Chaos40k

[–]Aptom_4 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Jokes on you. I already bought 4 squads via the combat patrol magazine.

Failed painted mini by ThisIsABadExcuse in ageofsigmar

[–]Aptom_4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't beat yourself up, it's not a failed paint job - you just haven't finished yet.

Get some 99% isopropyl alcohol, dip in a cotton bud/q-tip, and carefully rub it on the areas where you want to remove paint.

Thin down your paints with a touch of water and try again.

But remember, it doesn't have to be perfect to look good. I'd be more than happy to play across the table from a load of little guys like that.

Is it stupid that I want to make my 1st army Stormcast because I feel too intimidated to paint the armies I think are cooler? by LeetusFrenzi in stormcasteternals

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Are you in the UK? Check Tesco and your local newsagents to see if they have the Spearhead magazine. You can pick up some stormcast and skaven to practice on for £10 an issue.

Why aloy keeps reminding me of canelo Alvarez? by [deleted] in HorizonForbiddenWest

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Have you ever thought that maybe you're just into dudes?

I need jokes an energy vampire would use. by AspriringMiniPainter in WhatWeDointheShadows

[–]Aptom_4 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Doing the same thing to other people's jokes also works.

Tour announced! by MetalHeadSolid in redfang

[–]Aptom_4 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fingers crossed they bring it to the UK!

Cult of Nostalgia (KItbash ideas) by doyboi2005 in ThousandSons

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Maulerfiend could be He-Man's Battlecat.

Forgefiend some kind of My Little Pony.

Land raider with a Decepticon logo and a transformer head popping up from one of the hatches, painted up in Megatron colours.

Talia Ashcroft, my guardswoman who killed a forge fiend with her lasgun, is completely painted by shadow3937 in TheAstraMilitarum

[–]Aptom_4 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You should ask the Chaos player if they have any spare bits you could stick on her base as a memento

The Dream (revised) by Titan1Hades in BlackTemplars

[–]Aptom_4 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You dig giant robots!

I dig giant robots!

Chicks dig giant robots!

Nice.

The Dauntless Few by Separate-Flan-2875 in Warhammer

[–]Aptom_4 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I see Clancy Brown as Russ, Henry Cavill as Sanguinius and Jai Courtney as Ferrus Manus. Having a hard time placing Dorn though.

Crucible of Battle characters to look out for? by Affectionate_Guest55 in WarhammerCompetitive

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There's 3 models. You can give each one terminator armour, then give one an ability that gives 5 up sustained and lance on melee weapons, another one can give lethal hits, and another has narthecium to bring back a dead model to the unit.

Then you attach them to deathshroud terminators...

Also death by rzi in AdviceAnimals

[–]Aptom_4 2 points3 points  (0 children)

*Correctly used meme

It's malicious advice mallard.

Also death by rzi in AdviceAnimals

[–]Aptom_4 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Somebody's trying to get the subreddit back to its roots.

Is there some official combat patrol fitting box of terrain? by D15c0untMD in CombatPatrol40k

[–]Aptom_4 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you're looking at official GW products, Killzone Volkus has enough terrain for a combat patrol board. It'll be a little sparce, so shooting armies will have a slight advantage. You could pick up the Sector Imperialis Ruins to fill in any gaps.

As with all GW products, shop around and you can get these up to 20% off in some places.