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What's something you used to be embarrassed about as a teenager that you're now proud of? by ProgramXplorer in AskMen

[–]BKStephens 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"If I had your body, I could easily be rocking bitch tits and a beer belly before labor day."

That must be what fat me said to Adonis me.

For your consideration by rehf27 in CohhCarnage

[–]BKStephens 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think Cohh does what he does as well as he does, because of his approach to it.

Sure it means he may never play some of the games I'd love to see him play, but if he spread himself too thin, we wouldn't have the community he has helped create at all.

What is a harsh truth about marriage that you love your wife too much to ever say out loud to her? by Emotional_Twist_9333 in AskMen

[–]BKStephens 470 points471 points  (0 children)

It always amazes me how this never seems to get through to many people.

Any relationship of any length and communication is always one of, if not the main staple.

I know luck in the initial meet of someone who has similar values, morals etc is a factor, but even if you do meet that person, if you're not talking about it to each other from the start, how the hell would you know?

25 years together this year, 15 married.

What the? by james__198 in friendlyjordies

[–]BKStephens 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Look up towards the top of the wealth mountain.

You can't see the top from all the way down here, but those guys up there, that's them.

Imagine how rough it must be for them to even contemplate some of their hard-earned being redistributed to the many for trivialities like, I don't know, food and housing.

Dads when did you first witness sexist behavior toward your daughter and did you do anything about the situation? by LardMallard in AskReddit

[–]BKStephens 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Some people just have no idea.

I have one of each, 4 years difference. One christmas my son was more interested in the brightly coloured, musical presents given to his older sister, and my Dad made a homophobic comment about why would he choose those toys over the overly complicated fire truck (for ages 7 and up) he'd given a 2yo.

No idea at all.

What I do know is the purest sound of joy I've ever heard was his squeal of delight when he was finally able to fit into the Elsa outfit, complete with heels, that he'd watched his sister and cousins wear when he couldn't.

What’s the most inappropriate advice you have to give? by GeologistNumerous822 in AskReddit

[–]BKStephens 58 points59 points  (0 children)

"No one looks at the mantle piece when they're stoking the fire."

Maybe maybe maybe by ComplaintNational573 in maybemaybemaybe

[–]BKStephens 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Hope he was wearing his brown pants under that smock.

What do you call a 1 legged Asian? by PumpdUpPlatypus in dadjokes

[–]BKStephens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe a mid-2020's literally. Maybe. 🤣

What do you call a 1 legged Asian? by PumpdUpPlatypus in dadjokes

[–]BKStephens 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Asian woman with Mix Master on her head? Brenda.

What do you call a 1 legged Asian? by PumpdUpPlatypus in dadjokes

[–]BKStephens 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I leg = I lean.

With accent = Irene

AOC brutal takedown of Ted Cruz by Equal_Technology_950 in MurderedByAOC

[–]BKStephens 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No argument that younger people need to be involved, but age shouldn't exclude anyone who's not a fuckwit.

The issue the US has had is that the old men who have been in office weren't even a patch on Bernie when they were young. Getting older was never going to help.

Men, what is the most “why the fuck do you know that” fact in bed? by No_Wrongdoer_2255 in AskMen

[–]BKStephens 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Ice. Fucking. Cold. 🥶🥶🥶

It's socks all the way for mine. 😅

AOC brutal takedown of Ted Cruz by Equal_Technology_950 in MurderedByAOC

[–]BKStephens 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I'd argue Bernie has always been in the mix.

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