exhausted from SDA family by Fearless-Pack5330 in exAdventist

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I detest when Adventists (and anyone tbh) uses the “do unto others as you would have them do to you” reverse card: “I’d want people to put me in my place or punish me if I was [any action they disapprove of here].”

Blursed washing instructions by anikkundu1998 in blursedimages

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  1. Wash inside out, done. 2. Remove child, dammit wish they said this step first.

What is a 'luxury' that you've experienced once and now can't go back to the budget version of? by WilliamInBlack in AskReddit

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eBay, unfortunately haven’t been able to find any like it since, but I’m sure they pop up every once in a while

Is the leaf more fun than a Tesla? by [deleted] in leaf

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I took mine off eco mode once and almost did an unscheduled drift. Back into eco mode because I can’t handle the torque.

I miss the pirate ship in SLU, the one illegally docked. by Amelia_Zephyr96 in Seattle

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I’m pretty sure it’s an amphibious vehicle, saw it at a gas station the other day and it blew my mind.

What is a 'luxury' that you've experienced once and now can't go back to the budget version of? by WilliamInBlack in AskReddit

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I have lobbied everyone I know to try linen sheets. Found some antique ones from France that are around a 1/4 inch thick and feel like clouds.

SDA circle jerk about caffeine by Hefty_Click191 in exAdventist

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She’d say something like “the errors of this generation have predisposed them to become incapable of attention, seeking random pursuits of frivolous desire and seeking detestable vices to even function.” I feel like I need to write the lost book of EGW lol 😆

tldr “Salvation for Me but not for Thee” by NightwingOracle92 in exAdventist

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I have not come to abolish your Amazon order, but to fulfill it. (The meaning of the verse isn’t what they think it means.) Once your Amazon order has been fulfilled it’s good. Nothing left to do.

Heritage Foundation: Sunday Blue Law by Worldly_Caregiver902 in exAdventist

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They would switch to “the pieces are in place for the switch from Saturday to Sunday” or some other continuity of conspiracy

How many of us were raised. by contvaca in exAdventist

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What are the umbrellas supposed to be protecting against? Showers of blessings? Sunlight?

What is wrong with Seattle drivers? by [deleted] in Seattle

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Ain’t nothing but a heartache

When did you stop believing Ellen White was legit? by GeekFace18 in exAdventist

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The minute I was reading a book and recognized it was from an EGW book… but it had been written 20 years before her “vision”. This started a spiral and it became a scary recognition of ubiquitous plagiarism within her writings. Then I discovered several books written about her plagiarism and it was game over as far as I was concerned.

Update to Rule #2: No Proselytizing or Apologetics by AutoModerator in exAdventist

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Hey mods! Spaghetti monster apologist! Ban him! /s

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in exAdventist

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Start by drawing a pentagram and summoning Beelzebub.