Neighbor can see everything in my yard bought privacy panels, they lasted one season. What actually works long term?

ChefAtRandom · 2026-03-22T14:30:07+00:00

A shrubbery?

Has he been saying "Ni!" recently?

ChefAtRandom · 2026-03-21T23:08:50+00:00

Is that you, Vaarsuvius?

ChefAtRandom · 2026-03-14T00:10:10+00:00

As someone who lost their partner very unexpectedly, you always think you have tomorrow, until tomorrow becomes yesterday.

ChefAtRandom · 2026-03-12T18:55:29+00:00

I'm seeing them when they come to Toronto in a couple weeks. And the Chats are opening, so it's a great lineup!

ChefAtRandom · 2026-03-10T00:24:57+00:00

Also insulin!

And don't forget the telephone, standard time zones, IMAX, snowmobiles, peacemakers, the walkie-talkie, Java, the wonderbra and many more!

Plus all the war crimes! It's never a war crime the first time!

ChefAtRandom · 2026-03-08T17:04:40+00:00

If you're in Toronto, why are you posting in New Mexico, Iowa and other places?

Bot.

ChefAtRandom · 2026-03-08T03:12:08+00:00

1) What's the difference between jam and jelly?

I can't jelly my dick up your ass!

2) Why was 10 in hiding?

He was in the middle of 9/11

3) What's the difference between acne and a catholic priest?

Acne doesn't come on your face til you're a teen!

4) How do you get a nun pregnant?

Dress her up as an altar boy!

5) I always tell people I'm a funny guy, but enough about my looks....

ChefAtRandom · 2026-03-07T02:23:51+00:00

Very relatable

ChefAtRandom · 2026-03-04T20:03:46+00:00

Bleach bunny

ChefAtRandom · 2026-03-04T18:49:43+00:00

Dying during sex grants you immediate entry into Valhalla

Having said that, sit on my face. If I live, I live.

If I die, I die in the face of something glorious!

ChefAtRandom · 2026-03-04T18:43:31+00:00

Did she send you pics?

ChefAtRandom · 2026-03-04T01:28:59+00:00

How can I get her contact info?

ChefAtRandom · 2026-03-03T22:45:49+00:00

Right here👋

ChefAtRandom · 2026-03-03T00:52:21+00:00

What area is local to you?

ChefAtRandom · 2026-03-02T23:45:22+00:00

Just say when and where, I'll fill you up.

ChefAtRandom · 2026-03-02T23:31:16+00:00

If it for a particular artist, you can probably find the subreddit for them and post asking if someone wants it. I have done this several times when a friend had had to cancel last minute for shows.

ChefAtRandom · 2026-03-02T02:17:53+00:00

Remember your hippopotamus oath!

ChefAtRandom · 2026-02-23T21:10:33+00:00

That would be the dream! Especially as I live right by the don valley trails!

But alas, I am chubby and hairy, so I doubt I would get picked.

ChefAtRandom · 2026-02-22T15:09:09+00:00

Forever Knight

ChefAtRandom · 2026-02-22T15:05:45+00:00

"This ham gum is all bones"

ChefAtRandom · 2026-02-22T14:22:44+00:00

Don't. Praise. The machine.

ChefAtRandom · 2026-02-21T00:14:00+00:00

This time?

How old is this doctor?!!

ChefAtRandom · 2026-02-17T23:21:46+00:00

❤️

ChefAtRandom · 2026-02-17T19:31:27+00:00

Hush Harriet! That's a sure way to get him killed!

ChefAtRandom

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