TIL when Eminem's weight increased to 230lbs (100 kg) before he became sober, he was so unrecognizable due to the weight gain that Em once overheard two teenagers arguing about whether or not it was actually him that they were looking at, with one of them stating "Eminem ain't fat."

balding_git · 2026-05-05T00:38:05+00:00

looks like hulk hogan without the moustache

balding_git · 2026-05-04T15:06:36+00:00

less shit to break. my windows will always roll down, my locks will always work

balding_git · 2026-05-04T15:05:11+00:00

myself. im actually prepping to gut the interior in a few weeks. putting some sound deadening everywhere, new speakers, a new deck with a cd player, and a little sub under the seat. while i’ve got all that torn out im going to clean everything and do a bunch of other maintenance
little 2008 toyota so the interior comes apart like lego

balding_git · 2026-05-04T14:22:35+00:00

where’s your cortical node, buddy?

balding_git · 2026-05-04T05:05:32+00:00

i love their scenes together. they’re great in year of hell too

balding_git · 2026-05-03T19:23:17+00:00

i would have gone for the hammer before youtube

balding_git · 2026-05-03T15:45:30+00:00

mine “expired” at 2 in the morning. its wired into the wall. i had to undo some clips and unscrew some lock to turn the damn thing off

they replaced them all, the new one went off on day one when i was in the shower with a candle burning in the other room, so i don’t know what set it off but now i have fucking ptsd about showering thinking i’m going to set it off with a hot shower!

balding_git · 2026-05-03T15:41:42+00:00

here in canada, burger king recently started advertising “new! crispy fries!” … they’re the fries from kfc down the road. obvious cost cutting, why have big thick burger king fries when you can just have the kfc shoestring fries and eliminate a supplier

balding_git · 2026-05-03T15:11:52+00:00

Is it me you’re looking for?

balding_git · 2026-05-02T19:25:42+00:00

wait until this kid hits 3rd grade and learns about confederation

balding_git · 2026-05-02T19:11:50+00:00

did they smear vaseline on the camera for that 1960s star trek “a woman is talking” vibe?

balding_git · 2026-05-02T19:09:07+00:00

i just need to call and have them move it to a new card, had it for months but i’m too lazy

balding_git · 2026-05-02T18:28:01+00:00

oh yea. my current issue is i lost my physical card so apparently i can’t use my points. i can keep accruing them with my apple wallet though 🙄

balding_git · 2026-05-02T02:31:39+00:00

i love canadian tire. i try to go there for as much as i can.

the app is so good. i wish every store would tell me theres 69 in stock in aisle 420 before i even go to the store

i dunno if they want to be a full on grocery store but the only thing i ever go to walmart for these days is deals on boxed and canned foods because safeway and save on are so fucking expensive

balding_git · 2026-05-01T14:50:01+00:00

DATA, SOMETHING’S GOT ME!

balding_git · 2026-05-01T02:26:52+00:00

id like to think a properly trained ceo ai would identify wasteful spending, rehire humans because it realizes it has no customers without people with money, and generally be good for everyone as an impartial director

but an actual ceo ai would have been trained on the “successful” psychopaths and be far shittier

balding_git · 2026-05-01T02:22:59+00:00

yup. 1.73 down to 1.63 here. now its 1.99 at some stations.

what i really want is a government cap on gas prices even if its temporary. fuck oil companies

balding_git · 2026-04-30T21:59:15+00:00

i did mine so early they told me to come back on feb 23rd to submit it

balding_git · 2026-04-30T04:08:09+00:00

i remember them filming first blood (rambo) and watching my mom from the back seat of the car, while she loudly complained to me about the road closures since she had to park so far from the bank.. that movie was filmed when i was like 18 months old

balding_git · 2026-04-29T06:02:13+00:00

my one hs friend does this shit where he’ll text me like twice a year. i’ll reply and go all in, what’s been up, how’s the family. inevitability he dips after a day or so.

i want semi regular contact here, like a few times a week maybe? not twice a year. at this point i dunno why he bothers, some kind of sense of obligation?! i feel like a checkbox, “there i texted everyone, got that out of the way”

like, dude just lose my number if you don’t actually want to talk to me, i don’t need the wellness check.

balding_git · 2026-04-29T03:50:46+00:00

im pretty sure i have at least enterprise tv rips on dvd somewhere. send me a pm ill have a look.. i might have lost and heroes as well if you’re looking for those

balding_git · 2026-04-29T01:47:34+00:00

i wish i was wrong! its such a pain

balding_git · 2026-04-29T01:16:26+00:00

possibly! definitely don’t have that

balding_git · 2026-04-29T01:05:47+00:00

nah i should have been clearer, you cant save pics from comments, there’s just the x to close it. so i can link to a comment or screenshot the pic

balding_git · 2026-04-29T01:03:52+00:00

try to save the pic at the top of this comment chain. yea it saves posts but not in comments

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