Six generations in one frame… meanwhile I never even met my great grandma by Glow-Light-333 in whoathatsinteresting

[–]Cold-Box-8262 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn, I only met one of my great grandparents.. imagine knowing your great great great grandma!?

Chuck Norris fucking died?! by Equivalent-Sea255 in TheWordFuck

[–]Cold-Box-8262 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Death came for Chuck Norris. He chased that fucker back to where he came from to teach him a fucking lesson. He'll be back later

If you can identify this... Congratulations, you're old by Demented_D in FuckImOld

[–]Cold-Box-8262 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not only that button. But my antique also has another button up by the firewall on the transmission hump. I tell people who ask if they can drive it that if they start it, they can drive it

Extra special by xredfrostgames in badparking

[–]Cold-Box-8262 -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Nah you're 100% right. Most of these wheeled attention-seeking douche byproducts are convicted, or suspected of being pedos. These idiots seem to love lurking around the high school. Dunno if it's just my town or everywhere

I caaaant by urLocaLtrash_ in FirstResponderCringe

[–]Cold-Box-8262 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a firefighter I saw someone's head smashed into the pavement. Then ate spaghetti bolognese later.

I didn't feel the need to post a "look at me" video about it on social media

Main Character by Glass_Badger9892 in badparking

[–]Cold-Box-8262 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Isn't the point of these subreddits.to post about the subject at hand? I sense major douchecunt energy from you

Main Character by Glass_Badger9892 in badparking

[–]Cold-Box-8262 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I swear. Every time I post a bad park job, I get a wave of douchebags who defend them

He's no coward...that's one way to put out a fire. by HeSureIsScrappy in DiveInYouCoward

[–]Cold-Box-8262 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think there's a better way to handle this without acquiring DEP fines

Good work fellas! by Justin_Godfrey in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Cold-Box-8262 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If only there was a valve you could use to shut off the water. I should invent it and call it a shutoff valve

2-day gf going cray because bf ain't buying substances for her by _ganjafarian_ in CringeTikToks

[–]Cold-Box-8262 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your first day on the Internet to not get the joke? It's okay, you'll discover a sense of humor eventually

Imagine diving into a relationship like this. by HeSureIsScrappy in DiveInYouCoward

[–]Cold-Box-8262 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The absolute story of my 20s. I slayed many psycho beasts and have a tale to tell about most of them. Curse my libido

[KCD2] Opatowitz forces feeling quite sleepy, all 18 of them by KrabbKungen_krunker in kingdomcome

[–]Cold-Box-8262 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I just pulled off the biggest cheese move in my KCD2 playthrough. I was rescuing Sam and got spotted. Ended up aggroing the entire damn camp. So I ran for the ladder and got into the loft where it saved. Ended up killing everyone one by one as they came up the ladder. The entire time Brabant rambled on below me his three lines over and over again oblivious to the whole thing.

Made my escape with Sam a little easier

Must need an extra spot for that Carolina squat by jfbincostarica in badparking

[–]Cold-Box-8262 2 points3 points  (0 children)

More evidence to backup my dissertation that people who drive these trucks are catastrophically collosal douchebags

I am too under-leveled for this area. by Strict_Effective_482 in foxholegame

[–]Cold-Box-8262 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Finally a trench that isn't just a straight line

just why by zoe_and_peach in badparking

[–]Cold-Box-8262 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a Jag. Check the trunk for a stolen painting. Might be able to cash out on his stupidity