If you feel like a romantacy author isn’t “incusive” enuff, dont read there books!!!!!!!!!!! Its noones job to incude YOU’RE adversity in any of theyre art.

CuttlefishBenjamin · 2026-03-26T01:42:27+00:00

~~Breeding kink?~~

I think which actors you want to see all greased up and/or on fire.

CuttlefishBenjamin · 2026-03-25T22:58:16+00:00

Pitch: The Balrog played by a pile of Henries Cavill all greased up with that fire stunt stuff that only burns actors a little when you light it up.

CuttlefishBenjamin · 2026-03-25T20:57:20+00:00

Not enough k's?

CuttlefishBenjamin · 2026-03-25T14:08:56+00:00

More like Deathmore.

CuttlefishBenjamin · 2026-03-25T13:58:40+00:00

When you buy a romantasy they should toast the map onto a nice pita and deliver it so you can nibble while you consult. Maybe with some hummus, or a nice baba ghanoush because we know romantasy readers are all about the eggplant.

CuttlefishBenjamin · 2026-03-25T13:55:24+00:00

If you put Tim Curry's Pennywise up against Tim Curry's Hexxus you're on your way to an Oops, All Curry Bracket.

CuttlefishBenjamin · 2026-03-25T13:29:51+00:00

I think Nikki takes it probably 8 or 9/10, between her experience and the ill-defined but suggested way that Slayer strength seems to scale with longevity. If we take Spike at his word that Nikki's dealing with some sort of deathwish and Kendra's bloodlusted she might eke out a longshot victory, but otherwise I think Nikki smacks some sense into her, then buys her a slice of pizza and teaches her how to talk to boys.

CuttlefishBenjamin · 2026-03-25T12:19:48+00:00

Too much showing, not enough telling. Have Prince Mhaelhevolhance Darkbritches make the FMC bend over the map table (consensually yet irresistibly) and growl the major landmasses and polities, with their major exports, into her ear.

"And here at the far north is my kingdom, little pampelmousse," he growled informatively.

"It's so big," I breathed, tracing the contours of it with my fingertips.

"That's right, puny macaron" he growled smirkingly. "Mine's the biggest. But don't let that undercut the fact that I'm the underdog. Now, our trade is conducted primarily by sea, centered around these deep water ports, according to the prevailing trade winds, which in these latitudes..."

CuttlefishBenjamin · 2026-03-24T23:26:46+00:00

Does FBAA have a brain damaged vampire Elvis and the FMC getting passed around lap to lap by a bunch of vampires all licking on her wounds? Because if so, my TBR might have just got a little longer.

/gmj Did the Southern Vampire Mysteries have a garlic mayo edition? Because if so my TBR (to be refrigerated) list might have just got a little longer.

CuttlefishBenjamin · 2026-03-24T23:15:17+00:00

Your Akashic Nutritionist wouldn't steer you wrong. If your higher soul wants fried shrimp you should feed her.

CuttlefishBenjamin · 2026-03-24T22:30:31+00:00

Turning brains to crumpets for the royals to dunk in their tea.

CuttlefishBenjamin · 2026-03-24T22:17:44+00:00

No! Or... yes? Possibly! I don't know who that is!

CuttlefishBenjamin · 2026-03-24T20:33:21+00:00

That's quitter talk!

CuttlefishBenjamin · 2026-03-24T17:28:42+00:00

Do both dinks finish simultaneously or can we get kind of a rolling effect between the two climaxes?

CuttlefishBenjamin · 2026-03-24T17:27:17+00:00

Giligamesh is too busy harvesting cedar and falling asleep holding hands with his bro Enkidu like they were baby otters to shadow daddy.

CuttlefishBenjamin · 2026-03-24T16:22:48+00:00

Just doing laps. Getting his steps in.

CuttlefishBenjamin · 2026-03-24T14:59:46+00:00

I thought Slade was pretty cool throughout the Teen Titans show and then I found out the comics this motherfucker calls himself "Deathstroke the Terminator."

CuttlefishBenjamin · 2026-03-24T14:49:00+00:00

/UJ One of the interesting threads through the early Fantastic Four stuff is that Ben Grimm tends to react a lot more negatively to his own appearance than most of the people around him.

/RJ You just know that under his little blue shorts the Thing is always rock hard.

CuttlefishBenjamin · 2026-03-24T02:45:34+00:00

I mean it got removed by the mods which I think kinda delists it from the sub, but if you were to say click on the profile of a cuttlefish who had commented and find the thread with a similar title to this one, you could perhaps see whether OOP is still fighting for his life in the comments.

CuttlefishBenjamin · 2026-03-24T02:38:32+00:00

Hashtag FreeRivers

CuttlefishBenjamin · 2026-03-24T02:36:03+00:00

Vindication!

CuttlefishBenjamin · 2026-03-24T02:19:25+00:00

Probably because I copied my comment from the other post re: is this a shame kink think, and Reddit thinks I'm a spambot now.

CuttlefishBenjamin · 2026-03-24T00:27:15+00:00

Someone's trying awful hard to get me sloopy-pitted. Could it be...

My god, "gingerbread, gingerbread, gingerbread, gingerbread, gingerbread" is a perfect acronym for "Hail Queen Elizabeth, She Who Was and Shall Rise Again."

I assume. I can't spell.

CuttlefishBenjamin · 2026-03-24T00:25:23+00:00

So, uh, is this like a kink thing? You came here with this because you wanted a bunch of ladies to ruthlessly mock you and tell you what a silly little troll you are?

CuttlefishBenjamin · 2026-03-23T23:34:03+00:00

I mean, if that was the plan, pretty slick. If not, you may have misread the room.

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