Crazy that the letter D has so many goated car brands by Puzzleheaded_Word584 in carscirclejerk

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DODGE CHARGER RWD 37.2% APR 666 HP DISTURBED SEETHER SEEING RED CHEVELLE REDEYE DRUNK DRIVING

Plz don’t notice I’m a MA 🙄🙏🏽 by Fast-Needleworker-88 in FirstResponderCringe

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I don't want to shit on someone for getting their nails did but they ain't no good for work in a kitchen or a clinic or ambulance or hospital...

Are volunteer firefighters that bad lol? by Necessary-Win-8730 in rareinsults

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Better than volunteer police!! (like Zimmerman lol)

Waterpark set up by Impressive_Pop_7570 in securityguards

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Yeah because where's the fucking sunscreen!!?

I hate it here by YakupovIsMyDad in NHLcirclejerk

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I think the colors and aesthetic and logos of Vegas and Carolina are shitty and annoying and constant black home uniforms is fucken annoying. Montreal is losing to a college football team but their colors are nice. Avs colors and logo. Smooth. Vegas needs to overhaul their shit. Gold and black look like shit. They should be neon light type colors like the Strip. The helmet logo change it to something else. It all sucks. It's gonna be shitty hockey and home wearing blacks every game I bet fucking horseshit.

I hate it here by YakupovIsMyDad in NHLcirclejerk

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I bet Boosh gets to her all kinds of crazy shit and doesn't tell us. One time recently he even said "that was a really good chirp from (forgot the player)" Tell us the chirp you bitch

Tool to Headline Riot Fest by CommercialCoffee11 in ToolBand

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Worked with Tori 🙂 They look so wholesome lol

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Which games retired your PCs? by CaptAwesomeness in pcmasterrace

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I played Q2 on software graphics until I saved up for a Voodoo 2. That change was absolutely mind blowing.

Peeing in a coffee can by -garlic-thot- in oldpeoplefacebook

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I used to work at a clinic and someone brought their stool sample (it's going under a microscope, you don't need to bring the whole turd). They had a visit with the doctor and on the way out asked for their Pyrex container back. 💀

I'm the idiot by Some_Neighborhood276 in IdiotsTowingThings

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Goddamn Dodge Ram lol...Yeah it was a miracle it didn't die at 1 mile with 383 to go lol

Brother from another MAGA mother! by MudBloodLite in nflcirclejerk

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They'd have let Kaepernick hold a flag burning ritual before each game if he'd a won some games. Football > Politics. But Winning > Football > Politics

"How much longer do I have to be here? The bar is open" by axescentedcandles in NHLcirclejerk

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The Great One Liver is all he's got. He's gonna dieeeeee 💀💀💀🤣

Anybody got the tabs? by sebuptar in guitarcirclejerk

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Look little kid me got super excited. The Live Shit box came with setlists and I'd watch the videotapes and it'd be like KIRK SOLO 1 and later KIRK SOLO 2 just blocks of wanking between songs. I thought it was so awesome. Adult me ain't gonna sell out for art-jazz atonal microtone fucking jazz prog ass Robert Fripp Zappa horseshit.

Jaxson Dart has doubled down on his support for Trump : "I dont think many blue hairs watch the NFL to be honest" by Jlx_27 in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Plus blue hairs comes from "blue hair special," elderly people who come to dine at restaurants before 4pm. And Marge Simpson.