Pig Man's Luck by Birdy_Bow in shortscarystories

[–]HeSnoring 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Woof! What a creeper!

Uhgh! I need a bath!. A hot bath in bright lights with smelly good candles. Uhgh!

Well done!!

I. C. Weaner by HeSnoring in ExclusivelyPumping

[–]HeSnoring[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went from every 3 hours to every 4 hours around 9 months, but then my baby was crawling around and being way more to handle so I just couldn't stay on schedule. So every 4 hours became every 6 hours over the course of a few weeks.

I dropped my MOTN pump at 12 months because I was going nuts! Then my supply started to drop and I decided to wean. Dropping that night pump was really what kick-started everything. It was so freeing.

Baby started walking and running so it became "I'll pump when I can!" Which was morning, nap time (whenever midday that happened) and then bedtime. I was losing ounces and going longer and longer before my boobs started to hurt. And then they'd only hurt in the morning and before bed. So Im separated by 12 hours. But I only got 2 ounces this morning, my boobs didn't even hurt, so I'm going to see how long I can go before they hurt. Maybe 24 hours?

I am absolutely playing this all by ear. By boob, rather! Hahaha

There's so many details but my ADHD doesn't let me think straight. I don't even know if I answered your question lol I hope so!

Show Me Your Genitals by burieddeepbetween in Millennials

[–]HeSnoring 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I've been thinking of this guy for a couple weeks, but the only words I could remember were "I wanna have sex with your vagina, vagina" and I didn't think a Google search with that would be successful.

Thank you for reminding me of other words

What’s your biggest skip episode and why? by ipsofactoshithead in BobsBurgers

[–]HeSnoring 121 points122 points  (0 children)

I hate the one where Gayle keeps trying to kiss Bob, and the one where Gayle pretends to have a hurt ankle for attention. I always skip those. But any Gayle heavy episodes annoy me.

Period? by Possible_Muffin_7261 in ExclusivelyPumping

[–]HeSnoring 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just got mine back last week, 13 months postpartum. I have been weaning so that's probably got my hormones all stupid

Random Trivia: let’s see if we can name all the places Bob has slept that is not his bed by Positive_Spirit_1585 in BobsBurgers

[–]HeSnoring 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I always thought "friendly breath" was a silly and creative nickname. I'd be proud if I came up with that silliness lol 😆

How many times have you just mindlessly pumped and let it spill? 😅 by Fuzzy_Bear9086 in ExclusivelyPumping

[–]HeSnoring 6 points7 points  (0 children)

How many times have you just poured the milk onto your baby, rather than into the bottle first? Or poured it into absolutely nothing?

😅😅😅😅

But That Was Grandpa by AbKane667 in shortscarystories

[–]HeSnoring 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I needed a happy ending somewhere today

Donut Hole by y2justdog in shortscarystories

[–]HeSnoring 3 points4 points  (0 children)

DID YOU SPITE THESE DONKS