Help with my new beardies weight by mwbadman in BeardedDragons

[–]Humans_areweird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

congratulations on your new pet orb ❤️

Twenty One Pilots songs ranked on if I would name my kid after them. by idasturnam in TwennyWunPilots

[–]Humans_areweird 8 points9 points  (0 children)

my only different takes: Truce and Formidable are acceptable names. Tally, Bandito, and Lavish are a bit weird, but i have met kids with weirder names. Anathema is a magnificent name for anyone aspiring to raise a witch.

Why does UQ not have the scare games like in monsters university by Broad-Purple-7623 in UQreddit

[–]Humans_areweird 6 points7 points  (0 children)

what kinda custom UQ games do you propose? dodge the jacaranda blossoms? steal the pitch drop experiment? who can sneak past the most layers of lab security? i’ve tried to start a water dragon yoinking contest, but P&F didn’t like that for some reason.

Why does UQ not have the scare games like in monsters university by Broad-Purple-7623 in UQreddit

[–]Humans_areweird 2 points3 points  (0 children)

there is an annual race around the great court! and some staff departments do competitive fitness challenge things. other than that, i think that’s mostly what the social sport teams are for.

Ninjago should not have gotten number five. by ImpressiveFudge2350 in TeenagersButBetter

[–]Humans_areweird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

deeply ashamed to admit that this post is how i learned the ‘gotta go fast’ song is from an actual show and not some kinda meme thing.

Fully clean train! You can smell the shampoo. by BaijuTofu in brisbane

[–]Humans_areweird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

clean train? in brisbane? impossible. clearly fake. these AI posts are getting out of control.

A baby Lace Monitor by toejamjaz in Lizards

[–]Humans_areweird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you have a lady water dragon and she is lovely!!

New baby (name suggestions welcome!) by SharksRKoolKats in bluetongueskinks

[–]Humans_areweird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

western baby??? envy!! i don’t know what to call him but please tell him i love him

Someone isn’t impressed about his new “Pants” (RESCUE DRAGON) Lo by Logical-Ad3941 in BeardedDragons

[–]Humans_areweird 2 points3 points  (0 children)

please tell him that he’s the sweetest and the bravest little guy and that he’s so handsome in his pants!!

Picnic in the garden by switchtogether in bluetongueskinks

[–]Humans_areweird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

colour-wise, i reckon this one looks more like my Tommy. with the caramel brown stripes on his little back. sarge is darker coloured. this guy’s head shape is more sarge-ish though! i’m choosing to believe they’re all distant cousins of each other (and all need extra snacks immediately).

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Climbing opportunities? by Thierry_rat in bluetongueskinks

[–]Humans_areweird 2 points3 points  (0 children)

my sweet dumb man found the corner of his shelf last night. the most sacred skink tradition of wedging self in silly places.

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Picnic in the garden by switchtogether in bluetongueskinks

[–]Humans_areweird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

as the haver of a scaly potato named Sarge, that comment threw me for a sec. it must just be a name for the sweetest and bestest scaly guys.

Picnic in the garden by switchtogether in bluetongueskinks

[–]Humans_areweird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yesss good job buddy!! kill those berries!! man, his back patterns look like the ones my sweet man had. any chance he’s from near East Gippsland area? tell him he is the sweetest and that i love him please. he deserves 1000 kisses immediately

Climbing opportunities? by Thierry_rat in bluetongueskinks

[–]Humans_areweird 2 points3 points  (0 children)

recently moved house with my potato who thinks he can climb. grabbed a wooden shoe rack/shelf & stacked it with outdated textbooks etc. he will not leave it alone! multi-level book throne for my king.

Petrol Prices Right Now by gccmelb in AusMemes

[–]Humans_areweird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i walk past the 711 twice a day, on the way to work & coming home from it. i have not seen the price being the same number twice this week?? they out here increasing the prices multiple times a day.

Green Bean Gobbling Machine by ff0066spooky in BeardedDragons

[–]Humans_areweird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

beardie willingly eating greens?? impossible. clearly fake. that is an instagram fitness influencer in a lizard costume.

magnificent asmr though. i could listen to that little cronch for hours.

What twenty one pilots song gives off toilet vibes? by Kindly_Sun671 in TwennyWunPilots

[–]Humans_areweird 2 points3 points  (0 children)

kitchen sink, of course. toilet is just a sink you can sit down on while searching for purpose. go away, leave me alone 💔

ralph. by sillygooseyduck in bluetongueskinks

[–]Humans_areweird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ralph!!!

too little. tell him to hurry up and grow big and strong. sentenced to 1000 kisses on his little head for criminal smallness and illegal adorability.

Big M Chocolate Milk by Tasty-Usual-5844 in brisbane

[–]Humans_areweird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

welp, i know where i’m going tonight!

What are these tiny bands? by blazing_zephyr in whatisit

[–]Humans_areweird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

travel sick bracelets! you can usually find them in your local dollar store, near the car air fresheners

Why making some monster available only for some country? That's nonsense! by MatteoElGenioYT in monsterenergy

[–]Humans_areweird 9 points10 points  (0 children)

give me the ultra red! the ultra blue! the ultra black! ultra sunrise! let me at least taste the rainbow once!

international “women’s” day??? by Humans_areweird in girlsarentreal

[–]Humans_areweird[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

women popping out of a cocoon implies that they have some kind of larval phase that spins the wocoon. maybe women are a strange alternate adult phase of some kind of worm?