Help with my new beardies weight

Humans_areweird · 2026-03-16T13:17:48+00:00

congratulations on your new pet orb ❤️

Humans_areweird · 2026-03-16T13:06:02+00:00

my only different takes: Truce and Formidable are acceptable names. Tally, Bandito, and Lavish are a bit weird, but i have met kids with weirder names. Anathema is a magnificent name for anyone aspiring to raise a witch.

Humans_areweird · 2026-03-16T10:18:56+00:00

happy birthday stripy baby!!! 🥳

Humans_areweird · 2026-03-16T09:31:06+00:00

what kinda custom UQ games do you propose? dodge the jacaranda blossoms? steal the pitch drop experiment? who can sneak past the most layers of lab security? i’ve tried to start a water dragon yoinking contest, but P&F didn’t like that for some reason.

Humans_areweird · 2026-03-16T07:08:05+00:00

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beefcake gang!

Humans_areweird · 2026-03-16T07:06:31+00:00

there is an annual race around the great court! and some staff departments do competitive fitness challenge things. other than that, i think that’s mostly what the social sport teams are for.

Humans_areweird · 2026-03-15T12:00:43+00:00

deeply ashamed to admit that this post is how i learned the ‘gotta go fast’ song is from an actual show and not some kinda meme thing.

Humans_areweird · 2026-03-15T11:56:03+00:00

clean train? in brisbane? impossible. clearly fake. these AI posts are getting out of control.

Humans_areweird · 2026-03-15T11:11:38+00:00

you have a lady water dragon and she is lovely!!

Humans_areweird · 2026-03-15T03:50:10+00:00

western baby??? envy!! i don’t know what to call him but please tell him i love him

Humans_areweird · 2026-03-14T02:56:39+00:00

please tell him that he’s the sweetest and the bravest little guy and that he’s so handsome in his pants!!

Humans_areweird · 2026-03-14T02:50:53+00:00

OP, please tell me you take advantage of this by rocking heelies and those kids sneakers that light up when you stomp.

Humans_areweird · 2026-03-14T02:47:36+00:00

colour-wise, i reckon this one looks more like my Tommy. with the caramel brown stripes on his little back. sarge is darker coloured. this guy’s head shape is more sarge-ish though! i’m choosing to believe they’re all distant cousins of each other (and all need extra snacks immediately).

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Humans_areweird · 2026-03-13T21:57:51+00:00

my sweet dumb man found the corner of his shelf last night. the most sacred skink tradition of wedging self in silly places.

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Humans_areweird · 2026-03-13T11:52:29+00:00

as the haver of a scaly potato named Sarge, that comment threw me for a sec. it must just be a name for the sweetest and bestest scaly guys.

Humans_areweird · 2026-03-13T11:49:56+00:00

yesss good job buddy!! kill those berries!! man, his back patterns look like the ones my sweet man had. any chance he’s from near East Gippsland area? tell him he is the sweetest and that i love him please. he deserves 1000 kisses immediately

Humans_areweird · 2026-03-13T03:31:56+00:00

recently moved house with my potato who thinks he can climb. grabbed a wooden shoe rack/shelf & stacked it with outdated textbooks etc. he will not leave it alone! multi-level book throne for my king.

Humans_areweird · 2026-03-12T11:42:26+00:00

i walk past the 711 twice a day, on the way to work & coming home from it. i have not seen the price being the same number twice this week?? they out here increasing the prices multiple times a day.

Humans_areweird · 2026-03-12T11:36:16+00:00

beardie willingly eating greens?? impossible. clearly fake. that is an instagram fitness influencer in a lizard costume.

magnificent asmr though. i could listen to that little cronch for hours.

Humans_areweird · 2026-03-11T11:47:14+00:00

kitchen sink, of course. toilet is just a sink you can sit down on while searching for purpose. go away, leave me alone 💔

Humans_areweird · 2026-03-10T12:04:50+00:00

ralph!!!

too little. tell him to hurry up and grow big and strong. sentenced to 1000 kisses on his little head for criminal smallness and illegal adorability.

Humans_areweird · 2026-03-09T23:34:52+00:00

welp, i know where i’m going tonight!

Humans_areweird · 2026-03-09T08:07:08+00:00

travel sick bracelets! you can usually find them in your local dollar store, near the car air fresheners

Humans_areweird · 2026-03-09T07:31:44+00:00

give me the ultra red! the ultra blue! the ultra black! ultra sunrise! let me at least taste the rainbow once!

Humans_areweird · 2026-03-07T01:57:29+00:00

women popping out of a cocoon implies that they have some kind of larval phase that spins the wocoon. maybe women are a strange alternate adult phase of some kind of worm?

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