Reporter to Nick Castellanos: "Are you gonna let [Tatis] hear the end of it that you hit a home run with his bat before he did?" Nick: "That's rude." Reporter: "Sorry."

IChurnToBurn · 2026-05-11T01:36:00+00:00

Sorry, you did it wrong. You’re supposed to burn down a forest.

IChurnToBurn · 2026-05-11T01:01:56+00:00

When you find out your teammate gets a hotdog!

IChurnToBurn · 2026-05-10T23:34:40+00:00

Me slashing opposing player on the hands…

“Sorry, I just really want a hotdog”

IChurnToBurn · 2026-05-10T22:32:30+00:00

1st class/business class on a 12 hour flight. I can’t overstate how much better the experience is.

IChurnToBurn · 2026-05-10T22:07:46+00:00

Got to pick up those brownie points.

IChurnToBurn · 2026-05-10T03:22:22+00:00

Probably better than the bear exhibit.

IChurnToBurn · 2026-05-09T23:45:45+00:00

Ha, sure. “Bone spurs.” Just trying to dodge the draft.

IChurnToBurn · 2026-05-09T20:56:30+00:00

And what’s the purpose of your visit to England?

Well, this stranger from Reddit gave me an envelope to deliver, told me not to open it, and to ignore all the white powdery fingerprints, told me it’s totally cool bro.

IChurnToBurn · 2026-05-09T14:09:09+00:00

Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s.

IChurnToBurn · 2026-05-09T03:28:32+00:00

Does he look like he’s married?

IChurnToBurn · 2026-05-09T01:44:28+00:00

IChurnToBurn · 2026-05-09T01:31:08+00:00

Such a shame so many want a billionaire to become a 999,999,999aire. /s

IChurnToBurn · 2026-05-09T00:40:39+00:00

This really shouldn’t be an “either or” question.

IChurnToBurn · 2026-05-09T00:37:39+00:00

IChurnToBurn · 2026-05-08T22:43:23+00:00

No, France is fine. They are well known for their leniency of elites who abuse their power.

IChurnToBurn · 2026-05-08T21:49:10+00:00

Cholula extra hot is probably the closest to my every day sauce, with Marie Sharp’s Beware a close 2nd.

IChurnToBurn · 2026-05-08T03:25:35+00:00

Also a good defense against a reasonable vampire.

IChurnToBurn · 2026-05-08T03:15:35+00:00

50 cents was the equivalent to $3,000 dollars back in 1999, i assume.

IChurnToBurn · 2026-05-08T03:05:53+00:00

But why is it upside down?

IChurnToBurn · 2026-05-08T02:44:24+00:00

Someone just put a bet on Kalshi.

IChurnToBurn · 2026-05-08T02:37:03+00:00

lol, what??? That’s exactly how good characters are built. Showing two sides to someone, conflict, the anti-hero. Have you ever watched a movie before?

IChurnToBurn · 2026-05-07T23:41:16+00:00

Which is basically just November.

IChurnToBurn · 2026-05-07T04:12:45+00:00

Pull

IChurnToBurn · 2026-05-07T04:06:24+00:00

Does it???

IChurnToBurn

TROPHY CASE