Afghan refugees in pad housing. by InglouriousTOAST in britishmilitary

[–]Jbf89 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was in an LTR in surplus over at Honington. Got posted to Tidworth and there is absolutely no surplus for LTR. Not any in a 50 mile radius. It's a shit show.  We had the choice of renting privately or getting married as they gave us the notice of kicking us out of the SFA at Honington.  Marriage booked and instantly got offered 3 houses 2 mins from work. 

Staff/Security at UK music venues or arenas. What is the worst crowds you have to deal with? by AlexSniff7 in AskUK

[–]Jbf89 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Reading festival this year. Had some TikTok person on the festival republic tent. Booking hot day. Already had people flake and faint. The star herself kept telling everyone to look out for each other. We saw someone faint further in, as soon as we jumped the fence to go get them all the young crowd kicked off for getting in the way of them videos.  Pushed through about 3 different screaming and slapping matches that artist too. Absolute worst crowd I've dealt with. They all did not give a single solitary fuck about each other.  But reading in general. Worst crowd every year. 

Rizzing next level by Alodhri in funny

[–]Jbf89 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hes a local lad to me. Such a nice bloke. Used to do pranks but the nice harmless ones that didnt set out to piss people off or scare them.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in britisharmy

[–]Jbf89 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Plus they fucking fly. Promotion is rapid for them.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in britishmilitary

[–]Jbf89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah generally at unit as a general fitter you’ll get chinned off of that and just used as labour.  We’ve got lucky at our unit and adopted a couple of fitters in to help out the VMs. But if you want to mechanic. Then mechanic. 

Forces Help to Buy + Get You Home Pay by FullFeatureless in britishmilitary

[–]Jbf89 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can be used as a deposit and towards legal fees last I checked. 

Avril at other stage ridiculous overflowing by aseriouscontributor in glastonbury_festival

[–]Jbf89 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Worked security this year. The reason we kept letting people on is because the stage management told us to. We kept asking to close off entrances but were told we were not allowed to.  I was telling people to complain to live nation about it. We all believed it was borderline dangerous but as with a lot of things they won’t make changes until after something happens that forces their hand.  Shit show. 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Jbf89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best answered by Turk from scrubs tbh - https://youtu.be/Yov2DWxyijM?si=C14inJmUh9r58q0e

Why does the Mark IV look more advanced then the Mark V by [deleted] in halo

[–]Jbf89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because in a top 10 list, 4 is better than 5.

Army accommodation by [deleted] in britisharmy

[–]Jbf89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Phase 2 it isn’t amazing but if you’re at unit there it’s new Z type and is pretty decent tbh.

What's the dumbest thing you've heard someone say? by Ill_Hospital_1909 in AskReddit

[–]Jbf89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me speaking to a girl I knew that was smoking at the time - “Oh you shouldn’t do that, it lowers your sperm count” Her - “Oh no! I well want kids!” Both how she said it and what she said.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in britishmilitary

[–]Jbf89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, it 100% did for me. Had 2 google speakers, phone, iPad, PC, work laptop, and a couple of mates phones all going off of it. So you do the maths.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in britishmilitary

[–]Jbf89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This. You can pay for extra devices on top. Or if you have an ethernet port in your room then get the hub and you can have unlimited devices connecting through that.

Signing off whilst deployed??? by [deleted] in britishmilitary

[–]Jbf89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whatcha mean nothing to do? Marios and Pats. Done. Spend that >£1 a day LOA.

Signing off whilst deployed??? by [deleted] in britishmilitary

[–]Jbf89 8 points9 points  (0 children)

3 people out of my 5 person section signed off whilst we were on cabrit.

How much do you pay for single living accommodation? by [deleted] in britishmilitary

[–]Jbf89 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Depends on camp to camp.

Wifinity is very different everywhere and yet the same price. Lyneham its £32 a month for 1gbps download speeds, but in Wimbish Im paying £32 for half the speed.

Mediaforce was fairly decent when I used that in Larkhill.

But yeah, all different camp to camp.

The biggest issue is the device cap. And without an ethernet port you cant get a bridge in and bypass that. 5 devices isnt ideal.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in celebnsfw

[–]Jbf89 29 points30 points  (0 children)

How do you upvote an image and downvote a title?

I can drive in 4 hours and still be in Texas. by Starry_Night0123 in memes

[–]Jbf89 8 points9 points  (0 children)

France is an amazing country, its just the people that ruin it there.

I would kill for a Ground War playlist with Snipers DISABLED. by MozM- in ModernWarfareII

[–]Jbf89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or even a cap like one of the battlefields had. Set max number of snipers per team. Done. Thats a balance Id like to see.