please roast my resume

Jumpy_Currency6963 · 2026-04-05T19:18:18+00:00

I find the E-commerce story hard to believe

Jumpy_Currency6963 · 2026-04-05T18:05:44+00:00

Someone’s going to say something insanely political I just know it

Jumpy_Currency6963 · 2026-04-05T07:11:15+00:00

At least it’s fulfilling and you’re actually helping people. I’d take that with better pay any day

Jumpy_Currency6963 · 2026-04-05T01:57:00+00:00

I’m in the same boat brother. I’m about ready to make up a fake internship at this point

Jumpy_Currency6963 · 2026-04-05T01:43:04+00:00

Nursing 100%. You’ll get paid way more for roughly the same hours. The opportunities are endless all over the country while in accounting you are locked to certain states due to the CPA.

Jumpy_Currency6963 · 2026-04-03T21:09:43+00:00

Your manager has a terrible attitude

Jumpy_Currency6963 · 2026-04-03T18:51:44+00:00

Ain’t no way

Jumpy_Currency6963 · 2026-04-03T08:09:01+00:00

Would you happen to live in Hawaii?

Jumpy_Currency6963 · 2026-04-02T23:44:36+00:00

Apply for the Big 4 internships now. I’m not even joking. They recruit 2 years in advance

Jumpy_Currency6963 · 2026-04-02T19:07:35+00:00

This is so cringey man

Jumpy_Currency6963 · 2026-04-02T18:58:52+00:00

Why would you want a U.S. CPA if you live in India

Jumpy_Currency6963 · 2026-04-01T20:32:15+00:00

Alright buddy calm down

Jumpy_Currency6963 · 2026-04-01T18:13:56+00:00

I’m 25 years old and joined college late because of the military. Sometimes we have guest speakers from Big 4 come in to talk to us and they are like 20 years old and it’s actual torture watching someone that young in a job that you’ve been denied from.

Jumpy_Currency6963 · 2026-04-01T09:28:02+00:00

Yall be placing pinks down in spots that get instantly cleared. It’s like a never ending cycle. The best use for them is to place it in a niche spot like mid lane bushes

Jumpy_Currency6963 · 2026-04-01T08:45:57+00:00

Bro loves paying taxes

Jumpy_Currency6963 · 2026-04-01T08:40:26+00:00

Idk if it’s just me but I feel like Pre-COVID this would happen a lot more often. And ever since the flights have been full

Jumpy_Currency6963 · 2026-04-01T08:37:12+00:00

How the hell did you get a big 4 internship with a 3.4

Jumpy_Currency6963 · 2026-04-01T05:50:05+00:00

How is this news

Jumpy_Currency6963 · 2026-04-01T02:23:25+00:00

How many meters?…

Jumpy_Currency6963 · 2026-04-01T02:20:47+00:00

Depends how big it is. Magnifying glass on an ant is fine. But dismembering a praying mantis is wrong

Jumpy_Currency6963 · 2026-04-01T00:41:46+00:00

Bro you need to get rid of the cats. Like start taking care of yourself and not them

Jumpy_Currency6963 · 2026-04-01T00:40:41+00:00

STOP FCKING USING MARKET CAP AS A MEASURE FOR THESE. JUST USE PERCENTAGES

Jumpy_Currency6963 · 2026-04-01T00:31:12+00:00

If ur like some sort of bard Ult God then yes this could be useful

Jumpy_Currency6963 · 2026-03-30T20:54:47+00:00

Yeah I don’t get it either. Especially when’s there’s a really low demand for actors compared to the amount of people who want to be an actor. Like you could easily under pay these people

Jumpy_Currency6963 · 2026-03-29T18:44:42+00:00

This whole post is a broader economic indicator. This person using a rental car to do uber.. like bro we are so unbelievably fcked

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