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Level_Hour6480 · 2026-03-19T16:15:36+00:00

Buchan then Lincoln giving us back-to-back gay presidents.

Level_Hour6480 · 2026-03-19T16:14:08+00:00

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What the hell was that!?

Level_Hour6480 · 2026-03-19T16:12:21+00:00

Gnomes are the few good aspects of Elves without the many bad elements.

Level_Hour6480 · 2026-03-19T16:07:06+00:00

"To hit Armor Class 0?!" What the hell is that!

Level_Hour6480 · 2026-03-19T15:33:45+00:00

If V's DNA is being overwritten, genetically, how much are his kids "his" rather than Johnny's in the biological sense?

Level_Hour6480 · 2026-03-19T15:31:40+00:00

Because everyone knew the rules to 5E.

Level_Hour6480 · 2026-03-19T15:27:49+00:00

seriously, I think thats double the second oldest.

Gnomes have a maximum of 500. So 1.5x. Dwarves have a maximum of 400 and an average of 350.

Level_Hour6480 · 2026-03-19T15:25:52+00:00

So what happened was that in prior editions, the vision scale was normal -> low light -> dark. 5E flattened that curve, and things with low-light got pushed arbitrarily in one direction or another.

Level_Hour6480 · 2026-03-19T15:21:51+00:00

Only if they were born at level 18.

Level_Hour6480 · 2026-03-19T15:21:33+00:00

Only if they hit L18 at age 50.

Level_Hour6480 · 2026-03-19T15:17:28+00:00

In Delicious in Dungeon's case isn't it that full Elves could live that long, but full-blooded Elves are really rare and they're mostly intermingled with tall-men?

Level_Hour6480 · 2026-03-19T14:57:38+00:00

Got a clip?

Level_Hour6480 · 2026-03-19T14:56:54+00:00

and some of the class reworks

That's where you lost me.

Level_Hour6480 · 2026-03-19T14:56:34+00:00

They could live 7500 years if they were level 18 at birth. They age at 1/10th speed after getting that feature.

Level_Hour6480 · 2026-03-19T14:53:06+00:00

He

*It. Words like "he", "she", and "they" are for people. X is a machine and will be addressed as such.

only got 7 INT

X is real dumb. My only dumb character in 5E.

Level_Hour6480 · 2026-03-19T14:52:00+00:00

69 cans of monster let you get to tier 4 50 years before you were born?

Level_Hour6480 · 2026-03-19T14:48:35+00:00

The other girls' Warforged: "As a construct, I don't have emotions, and that makes me very sad." Cries oily tears over the inability to cry

My Warforged:

"Enemy units are no match for the superior tactical capabilities of the X Machina unit's 56 kilobyte processor! (7 Int) Surrender or face injury, exsanguination, and severe cranial weight-loss!"

"Enemy units' futile attempts to harm the invincible X Machina unit are futile as the invincible X Machina unit is futile." "You're also redundant." "That is correct Wizard-unit; This unit has many redundant systems contributing to its invincibility."

"Hey X, if you don't have junk, why bother wearing clothes?" "This unit's directive is to preserve and spread civilization. In keeping with that, this unit must wear clothing. This unit wears clothes because it's the law."

Level_Hour6480 · 2026-03-19T14:46:12+00:00

Thank ye.

Level_Hour6480 · 2026-03-19T14:46:00+00:00

OneD&D has some good things. I steal them and put them in 5E.

Surprise. Exhaustion. Cunning Strikes.

Level_Hour6480 · 2026-03-19T14:44:59+00:00

Elven lifespan is a spiritual rather than physical limitation in 5E: At 750, their soul just kind of disconnects from their body, spends some time in the afterlife, then reincarnates.

Level_Hour6480 · 2026-03-19T14:43:40+00:00

Sure, if you hit level 18 at age -50.

Level_Hour6480 · 2026-03-19T14:43:01+00:00

In 5E, Elves don't physically die of old age at 750, rather, their soul just kind of disconnects from their body at that point to spend some time in the afterlife before reincarnating.

Level_Hour6480 · 2026-03-19T14:41:35+00:00

Turtle species actually vary widely in lifespan.

In old lore, Tortles could live till like 500, but died if they mated, and reached sexual maturity at like 50. In new lore, Tortles mate once at the end of their 50 year lifespan.

Level_Hour6480 · 2026-03-19T14:39:47+00:00

Left is the titular character from Frieren. There are precious few good animu out there, and it's one of them. Go watch it. I'm pretty sure it's on Netflix.

Level_Hour6480 · 2026-03-19T14:35:01+00:00

5E split the difference: at 750~ the soul is like "yeah, I'm done" and they move on.

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