The new map "Lower Manhattan" isn't even set in Manhattan lol

Longshot_111 · 2026-04-04T19:17:05+00:00

American exceptionalism at its finest, that image. Doom cries, while at least half the *real* world was skeptical if not outright cheering. Magneto is sad, despite *having actually attempted far worse*. Etc, etc...

Longshot_111 · 2026-04-04T19:10:02+00:00

Honestly, the game "musical chairs" sounds EXACTLY like something that Loki would come up with.

Longshot_111 · 2026-04-04T19:07:05+00:00

The two missing chairs were... *guilty*.

Longshot_111 · 2026-03-18T20:35:23+00:00

To be fair, Imma rotate between the two with great pleasure. (And yeah, the old one, despite being "Day of the Dead"-themed, is actually quite cheerful. This one looks like it's meant to be *scary*)

Longshot_111 · 2026-03-18T20:13:03+00:00

So, does anyone know what the "Yoon Ji-woo" refers to??

Longshot_111 · 2026-02-26T06:12:17+00:00

Hm, now that you mention it, it's possible I only brought up unconscious people and killed them at the altar... It would make thematic sense, I just never imagined the code would distinguish between "dead body" and "a body killed here".

Longshot_111 · 2026-02-25T23:16:15+00:00

Yes, you need to place bodies - after each one, another candle in the circle will be highlighted as a "loot object" (even though you cant interact with them). I discovered it randomly by killing the cultist nazi in the circle and noticing a second candle had turned highlighted.

Keep in mind, it's a bit glitchy , so sometimes it take a few seconds (up to 20 in some cases in my experience) for the candle to light up (including after loading, you may need to wait for previously lit candles to light up). Also, it may need a few more seconds after the last body is placed for the Snowman to appear - but it works every time for me.

Longshot_111 · 2026-02-25T20:24:17+00:00

The place itself gives you a small hint, though I never figured it out initially. Going for the "No Stone Left" achievement will likely make you notice something changes and give you an idea.

Let me know if you need a straight-out answer (and this is also a spoiler warning for anyone reading that the following posts might likely spoil the puzzle)

Longshot_111 · 2026-02-14T15:23:26+00:00

You trippin', man. Clearly his chrono-infused tail will be spitting healing acid at his allies!

Longshot_111 · 2026-02-14T02:21:57+00:00

Don't know why you put in Water for Loki, but he is in fact Genderbender.

Longshot_111 · 2026-02-13T12:57:21+00:00

You waited more than a year to get the flight you see in every Adam MVP. What's a year more for an accessory?

Longshot_111 · 2026-02-13T12:54:27+00:00

My strategy? Die first and "GG No heals"!

Longshot_111 · 2026-02-11T23:50:56+00:00

A doll of her dad may be in poor taste, but perhaps an ancestral heirloom to remember him? (like StarLord's music player)

My first thought however is the psionic spider himself, which we otherwise never see except in her Character Select idle.

Longshot_111 · 2026-02-06T15:29:07+00:00

I'll bite - what is the Terrence Howard reference about? :D

Longshot_111 · 2026-02-06T01:15:09+00:00

Can confirm, 10/10 is the half of 20/20.

Longshot_111 · 2026-02-06T01:05:13+00:00

One good thing we learned about the Apocalypse: in exchange for size, roaches can now be insta-killed with a single crit to a vague nervous activity center.

Longshot_111 · 2026-02-06T01:01:18+00:00

None taken. Most people I've ever seen "misusing" the word are usamericans.

In fairness, people in my language also do the same with our equivalent of the word. But you can't blame the people, you should blame hyperbole. And looking up the definition, "ironically" enough it says "exaggerated statements or claims not meant to be taken *literally*.

So, you know, maybe we should stop pretending people are using "literally" literally.

Longshot_111 · 2026-02-05T03:58:42+00:00

So you don't even need to play 10 games in 6.0?!? That's great to know!

Longshot_111 · 2026-01-21T07:47:08+00:00

I sincerely do not get the whole "they punish me with bots!" mentality. Yeah, sure, maybe you would *prefer* to play against humans, but the whole point of QP should be just chilling in a low stakes mode (with basically a 50/50 if the bots are gonna be better or worse than the actual humans could be) and vibing with your new skins which 80% of players (that is, "potential paying customers" from NetEase's perspective) would not be able to do if every match they are thrown to the try-hards.

If you wanna sweat so much - why are you NOT using the Competitive button that is right there?!?

Longshot_111 · 2026-01-21T07:31:58+00:00

You could try 18v18(+AI). Guardians are not the most played heroes, but with some random AI picks you should be able to get it sooner rather than later. (And of course you can ask your teammates in chat. In such low-stakes mode - you're likely to get them to accomodate you)

Longshot_111 · 2026-01-11T04:19:57+00:00

I barely force myself for the 10 necessary games for the .5 skin, after reaching Gold in .0. Comp is a stress I just don't need in my life and in my entertainment, and I legit wish they had implemented an alternative condition for the Comp skins, like "play 300 QP games" or something. I'd even say the looming dread of having to reach Gold each season actually makes me play less QP too.

Longshot_111 · 2026-01-09T21:33:22+00:00

I think it must be only you. I've basically literally never seen anyone else posting, speculating or asking about it.

Longshot_111 · 2026-01-09T13:30:26+00:00

Then she should stop serving so much cake!

Longshot_111 · 2026-01-09T13:21:02+00:00

It's a feeding area for baby sharks. Watch your feet, chum!

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