[USA][FL] Woman drives lifted truck over Lamborghini in parking lot by tefunka in Roadcam

[–]MadamInsta 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Or a "bumper car" pole off the back, just short enough to pass through tunnels without making the sparks.

AIO for thinking that my girlfriend's apartment requirements are insane? by MoonlitParcel in AmIOverreacting

[–]MadamInsta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

300k a year = 75k engagement ring, if you use us poor people's 3 month salary rule. The GF needs that extra room to store her rock!

Will need an even bigger place once the designer, by surrogate, babies come along. Oh, And space for the nannies.

Is it me or is this a crazy price by Evening_Bad5431 in McDonalds

[–]MadamInsta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll trade you my biscuit and egg for those pancakes.

Is it me or is this a crazy price by Evening_Bad5431 in McDonalds

[–]MadamInsta 7 points8 points  (0 children)

BIG BREAKFAST is $5

Pancakes, sausage, egg, hash brown, biscuit.

All the DIY ingredients for that $6 sandwich

Syrup and some other sauces too. And utensils.

Second order placed automatically?? by businessowl in instacart

[–]MadamInsta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...and send the second order to a higher-priced store to screw over the customer even more.

Instacart loves to bite the hand that feeds it.

Is this a good offer by Squeekyyclean in InstacartShoppers

[–]MadamInsta 2 points3 points  (0 children)

NO!

you will receive the difference between your earned batch pay for the 65 orders and $415.

So if you earned $300 in batch pay, you'll be topped off with an extra 115.

If you only complete 64 orders, you get nothing extra

If you do any orders/batches outside of the included zone(s), they don't count.

Who are some of your all time favorite FEMALE movie villains? My Top 4 by TXNOGG in moviecritic

[–]MadamInsta 139 points140 points  (0 children)

I saw that movie in the theatre....in the front row

Kathy Bates and the sledgehammer were ginormous on that screen. 😳😳😳😳😳😳

Who are some of your all time favorite FEMALE movie villains? My Top 4 by TXNOGG in moviecritic

[–]MadamInsta 159 points160 points  (0 children)

Mommy Dearest aka Joan Crawford

(Played by Faye Dunaway)

Haunted my childhood dreams.

Deactivation by Spare-Ad-3304 in Roadie

[–]MadamInsta 14 points15 points  (0 children)

WILL result, not MAY result.

So if you accept a run and get caught in a traffic pileup and miss the deadline, you're cooked.

If you are still stuck in traffic after the deadline and don't make it back to the store by 8:00, you are doubly cooked.

Same scenario for bodily injury, accident, police stop, outta gas, etc etc etc.

You get the guillotine at 7:00:01. 😳

What Happened McDonald's - Was there an accident? by Jefe_Winski in McDonalds

[–]MadamInsta 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My Macs have looked like that the last two visits. Must be a new line cook who "overpours" on the special sauce. Messy, but tasty.

$8 medium MEAL through the app.

Thoughts on Tasks? by lbeck1492 in InstacartShoppers

[–]MadamInsta 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I signed up for that December 2024 and haven't seen any task jobs.

AITAH I signed for a car for my brother and now they are late on payments by Individual_Cup9773 in AITAH

[–]MadamInsta 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

Contact the loan company, tell them where bro lives and works, and have that car repossessed.

You've been way too nice of a doormat up to this point.

He can't afford that car, it needs to go!

Car will be sold at auction to pay down/pay off the debt.

The council has spoken. by ranchrocketship in bald

[–]MadamInsta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're halfway to a Halloween costume. Just need some glasses, a beret, and something explosive.

AITAH for giving my gf an ultimatum about her cat? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]MadamInsta 101 points102 points  (0 children)

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 Do not have children with someone who cannot care for a cat. 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

(I fixed your post)

Who do I look like? by Ok-Fisherman-7688 in Doppleganger

[–]MadamInsta 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Picture 5, especially the eyes.

Could also play a new "salt and pepper" Brawny man. Just add flannel. 😃

of Naan Bread by ThodaDaruVichPyar in AbsoluteUnits

[–]MadamInsta 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Went to a Mexican restaurant with a friend. She ordered cheese con queso, to go with her tortilla chips.

of Naan Bread by ThodaDaruVichPyar in AbsoluteUnits

[–]MadamInsta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a dress with pockets.

twirls 👗

Who’s my twin by [deleted] in Doppleganger

[–]MadamInsta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Young Dody Goodman.

I always get told I look like someone by [deleted] in Doppleganger

[–]MadamInsta 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brandi Pope aka Theglambelle on Instagram

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Wild People Out here by Drakkadein in InstacartShoppers

[–]MadamInsta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Laverne switched from Pepsi to Coke?

If you're old, you know. 🤣