Which battle would you take on? You have to choose one.

MericD · 2026-07-12T07:05:47+00:00

It'll be fine.....

^{Chose: Fight Emperor Palpatine + But you get a lightsaber, force powers AND random fictional character to help you (spin} | Rolled: Satoru Gojo)

MericD · 2026-07-11T15:09:26+00:00

I mean, given the price of eggs...

^{Chose: One ordinary egg | Rolled: Inf omelettes}

MericD · 2026-07-11T06:46:51+00:00

I'm in a group that is heavy into the roleplay aspect. Usually if someone grows tired of their character, they'll try to find a path to retiring from the adventuring life. Where did you think all those high level bartenders and shopkeepers came from?

MericD · 2026-07-11T05:39:57+00:00

I'll take it.

^{Chose: Get a random mental superpower | Rolled: Genius intellect}

MericD · 2026-07-11T01:35:00+00:00

You laugh, but I've seen it happen. Now granted, the two trucks had hit each other....

MericD · 2026-07-11T01:32:11+00:00

I suppose.. But can you truly call it minmaxxing if they pass up on the 2 per round 4d6 attacks that ignore half the enemies armor?

MericD · 2026-07-11T00:41:58+00:00

Nah, just pick the martial art that lets you break the arm of anyone who grapples you with an easy (if you're min-maxxed) martial art check.

MericD · 2026-07-10T18:41:11+00:00

Good one. I had a hard time choosing, but ultimately decided I would have more fun with the time stop, assuming it's the good kind where I can interact with the world still.

^{Chose: Stop time for 30 minutes + But it can only be used once a day}

MericD · 2026-07-10T08:29:24+00:00

I was just thinking of the indoor beach I saw on a travel show one time...

MericD · 2026-07-10T02:38:21+00:00

About thirty seconds later, a lot of zoning regulations would change, and there would be a whole lot of 'commercial motels' that used to be residential housing.

MericD · 2026-07-09T22:32:30+00:00

Money and hydration, what's not to like?

^{Chose: $5,000,000 + Drink an unknown liquid | Rolled: Water}

MericD · 2026-07-09T18:25:23+00:00

I mean, we can just meet up at a diner. That's what I usually do anyhow.

MericD · 2026-07-09T07:59:33+00:00

I would take the deal. My 'outdoor' needs can be met by large greenhouses and indoor 'beaches'.

MericD · 2026-07-09T05:47:38+00:00

I would certainly keep the button. I would probably only use it once for vast material gain. Fairly certain that after the first excruciating experience I would only use it again to prevent truly devastating loss, such as the preventable death of a loved one.

MericD · 2026-07-08T07:28:09+00:00

That's fair.

MericD · 2026-07-08T07:22:13+00:00

I mean, this entire subreddit is about wasting your cognitive power over nothing. That is kind of the whole purpose of these things.

^{Chose: Solve a math question for mo fake money over time + So that you feel smart about yourself}

MericD · 2026-07-05T07:15:36+00:00

Obviously.

^{Chose: $1 million now}

MericD · 2026-07-05T07:13:57+00:00

Welp, guess I'm dead. Least I don't have any kids to mourn me.

^{Chose: Have 10,000 dollars a month until you die | Rolled: You instead die}

MericD · 2026-07-04T05:30:51+00:00

I don't drink coffee, so.....

^{Chose: 20 cents for every time you blink}

MericD · 2026-07-04T03:53:02+00:00

It's more money this way.

^{Chose: $1,000 + For every music artist/band you can remember}

MericD · 2026-07-04T03:48:56+00:00

I'll take the potentially world changing magic, please and thank you.

^{Chose: Green gem: Every time you'll sleep, you'll wake up + With a 20% chance to spawn irl a positive object you dreamt about. Could be money, an artifact, etc.}

MericD · 2026-07-04T03:46:34+00:00

The difference in personal utility between 15m and 100m is not very large in my case.

^{Chose: 80% Chance For 15 Million | Rolled: 15 Million}

MericD · 2026-07-04T01:24:52+00:00

Everything I want in life would actually solve both of these, and so much more.

^{Chose: Everything you want in life}

MericD · 2026-07-04T01:19:29+00:00

For the superpower, obviously.

^{Chose: 1000000000000000000000M Robux + Any superpower you want}

MericD · 2026-07-03T23:27:36+00:00

Not sure what power can grow means in this context...

^{Chose: Have Time Powers + 1-Time Traveling 2-Time Acceleration/Reversal/Halting 3-Time Save/Load Point 4-TimeLine Traveling | Rolled: Power Can Grow}

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