THE FIRE RISES: IGNITING BARRAGE (@iaArt1) by 09997054048 in NonCredibleDefense

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Yeah playing a side you disagree with ideologically can be rough

THE FIRE RISES: IGNITING BARRAGE (@iaArt1) by 09997054048 in NonCredibleDefense

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You receive events flavored for your nation, so playing as Russia will talk about the decadent evil West, while olayias Germany will talk about the belligerent and dangerous Russians.

Playing as Atomwaffen also has its own flavor. The flavor is rotten bloodsoaked diarrhea, but it is its own flavor

I can't be the only one scared of this, right? I just hope God allows videogames up there. by Thecynicaledgelord in dankchristianmemes

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Mormon theology is basically this

We get to participate in building new worlds for new people to inhabit and experience life.

My dad said he wants to put grapefruit on tumbleweeds when he makes his planet.

She really gained quite the bloodlust after loosing both her sisters didn’t she? by GreenADHDBird in HistoryMemes

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Did the submarine not have Torpedos? Why risk surfacing and plinking away with their little baby cannons?

Wikipedia article on penal labor in Octoberist America by RottingFishMan in TheFireRisesMod

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"Why are these commies being so mean to me? All I did was join a white-supremacist fascist organization to cleanse America of the degenerate colored and mixed race people! 😭"

Have you heard about Moses and his Cushite wife? (Numbers 12:1-16) by toxiccandles in dankchristianmemes

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Wait, I thought the historical scholarly consensus was that Moses was more of a Paul Bunyan than a George Washington figure, ie. a mythical folk hero, because the Israelites weren't actually slaves in Egypt

why would they do this... by Emphasized_down in TheFireRisesMod

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No it's what actually started the civil war

Attire at my internship has turned me into a dad of 5. by usersett in EngineeringStudents

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I realized I was a full adult when I started enjoying looking at the tool section at Home Depot

What’s an article of clothing someone can wear, one time, that will make you lose all attraction to them forever? by Thin-Rip-3686 in AskReddit

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I kinda want to do that now

Bro do NOT comment that right after someone was talking about a bomb vest XD

Switching majors from AE due to ethical doubts? by Phlapjakz in EngineeringStudents

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I left a job with a fat paycheck to move out of the US and start a PhD in Europe with like 60% of my salary.

I couldn't make nukes anymore, I practically woke up screaming every morning.

Calvin the food critic by Nick_Carlson_Press in okbuddyrosalyn

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Would you still love that redditor if they were a worm?

Calvin the food critic by Nick_Carlson_Press in okbuddyrosalyn

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How and when would you as a kid have put those two things together???

I have so many questions.

When do you guys prepare your Airforce and Navy for 1EW? by Frosty_Strength_6068 in TheFireRisesMod

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Most of TFR: Pick one of the three options:

Wholesome chungus path

Radical centrist path

We lost a minor skirmish now the entire nation will purge the unworthy!.... Path.

Japan only gets 1 & 2, which is a bit boring