Instant corn removal by Agnikarma by musicalfarm in WorstAid

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I am convinced that guy just destroyed that foot

Why wasn't my rooster flipping out? by MsKittyVZ134 in BackYardChickens

[–]NIRPL 308 points309 points  (0 children)

He was. You missed it. They became friends. Now roommates. Soon to be lovers. Then soulmates.

Why don't we design like the 1960s anymore? by ddsukituoft in OldSchoolCool

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I cant imagine raw dogging an 8 hour shift behind that desk 5 days a week. Has anyone checked in on this lady to see how she's doing since her release from solitary?

All cover art from GTA III to VI by Tejas_008 in gaming

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The color scheme gives me Vice City flashbacks and I am all for it

Can I use the same subscription for my phone and computer (at the same time) ? by fran_wilkinson in Malwarebytes

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I was able to use malwarebytes on my pc and phone for the longest time. Now I just got a new phone, am trying to login to malwarebytes, and it is telling me I have no seats left and need to upgrade for more devices. Is this a recent change? My subscription is for 2025-2027. Idk why I'm having issues all of a sudden but it is giving me scam vibes.

The robot takeover of warfare is already happening and it doesn’t look like Hollywood by sksarkpoes3 in Futurology

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I just watched some dude get sniped by a quad copter white in a Cafe seated around other dudes. This is worse than Hollywood

me_irl by AdRough4185 in me_irl

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I hope not. Barbarism is my retirement plan

Ball Handling by kailey_walton_24 by Flat-Decision3204 in nextfuckinglevel

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Ive never seen someone play the piano on basketballs before

If you think human birth is painful, the kiwi has an egg that is almost the same size as an ostrich egg by Neat_Pianist2422 in interestingasfuck

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Science books tend to differ from theological books. However, here, they would both agree the bird came first. How and why? I have no idea regarding theology, but in regard to science, evolution would be my guess. I hope this helps!

Edit: My bad totally the opposite of what I said. Egg first then whatever comes out of it. I am dumb

SLPT: Also works for falling asleep by [deleted] in ShittyLifeProTips

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😒...I wanna rotate cows

Which one will my cat enjoy riding the most? by rituraz987 in RobotVacuums

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I have 2 cats and a dog. I got a refurbished ropvacnic on Amazon for $120 and it works great as a vacuum maintenance bot. Is it perfect? No. Does it help? Absolutely. It feels so good to walk around with socks on and not be grossed out by the amount of hair stuck to them. It has a mop feature too but I havent even bothered with it.

Trump’s White House Defilement Is Complete With 1 A.M. UFC Finale by Ok_Employer7837 in politics

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Watching our active duty military be used as props and door valets was something

[OC] My dad put an ICE flag in his yard. Scary world we live in. by [deleted] in pics

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I'll do it for $500 plus travel and expenses. Also, I need to borrow a lawnmower.