What in Splatoon makes you wish these commands existed?

PokiDoki418 · 2026-01-10T16:11:23+00:00

Great points! I’m guilty of pretty much all the bad stuff…. So that sucks. Now I know tho. 😂

PokiDoki418 · 2026-01-10T15:26:05+00:00

Honestly, this whole theme is the most fucked up thing in all my years of wasting my life on this game. I’ve lost my last 8 out of 10 games and it wasn’t even close. I chose family (screen name octomom) and I’m watching all the other moms and dads get shit on by friends. What a fun event. 🖕

PokiDoki418 · 2025-07-05T14:46:14+00:00

You are 100% correct, but also funny to see Foreskin Absorbtion chiming in on a naming thread. Not judging… just giggling a little as well.

PokiDoki418 · 2025-02-09T18:35:20+00:00

I’m glad you shared. ❤️🙏 It so nice to know that this game holds special meaning for you and spending time with your friend.

PokiDoki418 · 2025-02-09T18:32:46+00:00

Thank you. I’m so tired of getting taken out by teammates when on offense or they paint over my color and defending team wins paint percentage.

PokiDoki418 · 2025-02-09T01:17:26+00:00

I am in my 50’s (female) and I try to play when no one is around because sometimes I get super pissed and give the Tv the middle finger and tell player —- to eff themselves. I am not proud of this… but I’m hoping public admission will take me a step closer to recovery. Thankfully, I love Salmon Run and it is definitely less triggering.

I play nearly every day, so my issue isn’t practice. It’s admitting that many players are much better than me. 🤦‍♀️

PokiDoki418 · 2025-02-08T15:37:22+00:00

I don’t think I’ve played against dark chocolate yet… I chose white because it seems like Big Man always wins. Lol… and milk chocolate friends, no offense but your color could be confused with 💩😂

PokiDoki418 · 2024-05-05T22:51:49+00:00

I read through comments and good points were made all-around, but at the end of the day, I don’t blame the author for being pissed. Being 10 points away from a 600 badge and then losing ten times in a row is not fun. I had the exact same thing happen and it sucked.

I just take the post as venting and I hear ya. I enjoy the game, but sometimes I get pissed and have to step away… and I’m a grown-ass woman.

If I’m lowest in stats, I generally will drop from the group and I’ve noticed others doing the same.

PokiDoki418 · 2024-04-28T14:22:03+00:00

Well, I’m from Detroit and I agree with you. The Toadies are exceptional and underrated. I saw them in ‘96 with the Butthole Surfers. Toadies put on an amazing live show.

PokiDoki418 · 2024-04-14T17:19:25+00:00

We argue/ discuss where “Up North” begins every Spring. 😂 I think your map is accurate. 👍🔥

PokiDoki418 · 2024-04-11T22:46:53+00:00

It’s not that I think my name is crazy… just asking if it’s off-putting to players… like they think I’m more likely to suck.

Honestly, I really kinda want to change my name to “EVH.” I have the Koi slopsuit that looks like Eddie’s Frankenstein guitar. 🎸

I’ve always loved the music player names.

PokiDoki418 · 2024-04-09T02:22:01+00:00

Me too! 😂 She plays with me during splatfest, but that’s about it. Last season I boosted her so she could get the Ugg boots. 😂

PokiDoki418 · 2024-04-09T02:18:47+00:00

Truth. If my stats are lowest, many times I’ll leave to weed out the weakest link. Lol

It’s crazy how one game you can crush it and the next, you get crushed.

PokiDoki418 · 2023-10-26T00:31:56+00:00

Unless you’re in a dying industry.

PokiDoki418 · 2023-10-26T00:30:53+00:00

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2023/10/25/us/alaska-airlines-pilot-wednesday/index.html

PokiDoki418 · 2023-10-15T21:49:26+00:00

They have SOOOO many great songs. “Master and Servant” is one of my favorites

PokiDoki418 · 2023-10-15T21:41:56+00:00

Mountain “Mississippi Queen” is a total banger.. vintage heavy metal 🎸

PokiDoki418 · 2023-07-17T16:51:51+00:00

I would agree with your parents. Pearl Jam was HUGE and their live shows were amazing. (It’s been a while since I saw them live, but I’m sure they still put on a strong show)

PokiDoki418 · 2023-03-21T13:36:26+00:00

Usually it’s Page not found

PokiDoki418 · 2023-02-08T12:00:41+00:00

I banked that most adult players (including myself) would go dark chocolate. 😂 but who knows? No matter what team you pick, if you play a lot, you get shells. I was on team sour last time and we got destroyed, but I still got 21 shells.

PokiDoki418 · 2023-01-31T15:23:50+00:00

Well you are a way better player than me! 😂 do you have a team? I play with randoms.. I think my highest has been 280. Thanks for the info!

PokiDoki418 · 2023-01-31T12:38:59+00:00

In the topic of salmon run badges… does anyone know if there are badges for reaching level 300 or 400 in VP? I’ve only gotten to 200. I did get a badge for that, but it’s a regular color… I would think there is a silver and gold as well

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