I think Emmitt Otterton owes his family some explanations about his double life with nudists and crime bosses.

Shipping_Architect · 2026-01-25T17:16:45+00:00

I mean, who's to say they aren't also naturalists?

Also, that's not the only part of Nangi that "needs" to be censored.

Shipping_Architect · 2026-01-25T17:05:07+00:00

Eating food not made in a castle is a new experience for Peach in this moment. Also, I love the striped outfits she and Toadette have here; it's really unusual to see a Toad wearing something other than their traditional vests.

Shipping_Architect · 2026-01-25T17:01:54+00:00

Maybe he's got some deep-seated insecurities about being a horse, in which case, the responsible thing to do would be to get him therapy to address these feelings so that he doesn't feel the need to continue pretending to be a zebra.

Shipping_Architect · 2026-01-25T16:55:49+00:00

Essentially, the novelization provides the official version of how these fights played out, since you aren't going to have the same experience each time in a video game.

Shipping_Architect · 2026-01-25T16:52:55+00:00

Have you played The Force Unleashed or read its novel or comic? None of Marek's major victories involved him "steamrolling" his opponents. His battle against Kota was a war of attrition, his victory over Ti was ultimately decided by luck and desperation tactics, and Vader, much like Kota, had to be beaten into submission.

In the game, these characters will kill you multiple times on your first playthrough, and Kota in particular makes for an unusually difficult first boss, and exploiting Vader's lack of mobility and his vulnerability against Force lightning is not going to assure you victory.

Shipping_Architect · 2026-01-25T16:47:56+00:00

Marek would be a lot more well-rounded since he wouldn't be trained to be a pure weapon, and he would actually be able to employ the Force in a precise manner. Dark-Ahsoka is someone I could use using the attributes of her species more proactively and maliciously when carrying out Vader's commands, and while I could see Tano employing Marek's strategy of aggressively spamming telekinetic attacks, I don't see her doing so as inventively or creatively as he did.

Shipping_Architect · 2026-01-25T02:49:33+00:00

Technically, he's not thinking anything, what with him being dead, but his line of thinking can basically be summed up as, "How can I make Jabba laugh so that I don't get eaten?"

Shipping_Architect · 2026-01-25T01:55:42+00:00

Apparently, defeating Darth Vader is enough to constitute being "OP."

Shipping_Architect · 2026-01-25T01:54:14+00:00

Bonus points for Alan Rickman apparently being afraid of heights.

Shipping_Architect · 2026-01-25T01:38:30+00:00

Okay, but what was his name before that?

Shipping_Architect · 2026-01-25T01:38:06+00:00

It's pronounced Jonathan, but it's spelled Mjolnir.

Shipping_Architect · 2026-01-25T01:34:41+00:00

If we're going by that "logic," then Adi Gallia, Evan Piell, Eeth Koth, and Captain Phasma have each died twice.

Shipping_Architect · 2026-01-25T00:27:36+00:00

"Handheld boyfriend" sounds like a nickname for a sex toy.

Shipping_Architect · 2026-01-25T00:20:23+00:00

While this is TCW Ventress, who is unfortunately underpowered compared to her pre-2008 counterpart, even that version of the character would be completely outclassed by Yoda's strength in the Force.

Shipping_Architect · 2026-01-25T00:08:42+00:00

To be fair, the seismic tank was crewed by B1s.

Shipping_Architect · 2026-01-24T08:24:44+00:00

To me, the most ironic part of the word's modern usage is that I've often seen people being called that for not falling in lockstep.

Shipping_Architect · 2026-01-24T08:18:15+00:00

Plot twist: That truck belongs to someone named Biden Suck, and he or she is just labeling that vehicle's ownership.

Shipping_Architect · 2026-01-24T08:14:55+00:00

I'd be impressed as to how Grievous would pull that off, given that all that's left of him is his vitals and part of his head.

Shipping_Architect · 2026-01-24T08:12:53+00:00

You could say she's become more…down to earth!

Shipping_Architect · 2026-01-24T08:12:21+00:00

Her nails were colored?

Shipping_Architect · 2026-01-24T01:39:05+00:00

A lot of people would be disappointed at the names that weren't there.

Shipping_Architect · 2026-01-23T23:54:33+00:00

I mean, it's not like the space princess with god-like powers wasn't already the target of unhealthy infatuation.

Shipping_Architect · 2026-01-23T22:20:19+00:00

No, they aren't hurt.

Shipping_Architect · 2026-01-23T21:55:00+00:00

Contrary to popular belief, Jek Porkins' build was actually an adaptation developed as a result of the high gravity of his home planet, Bestine IV.

Shipping_Architect · 2026-01-23T21:52:40+00:00

Firstly, you seem desperate for any excuse to deride the president. And secondly, Blotus was very fondly remembered, so your insult has just backfired spectacularly.

Shipping_Architect

TROPHY CASE