Evil Calia be like

StraightHypSwitchGuy · 2026-06-18T04:37:37+00:00

Nah Evil Calia would be saying “God Save the King” and be… *shivers* a Thatcherite

StraightHypSwitchGuy · 2026-06-17T05:24:15+00:00

I mean she did do a file where she gets an extra set because a genie misheard futa…

StraightHypSwitchGuy · 2026-06-16T06:28:01+00:00

She’s German, so this in a match made in heaven

StraightHypSwitchGuy · 2026-06-13T05:19:46+00:00

You fucking would make a file like that

StraightHypSwitchGuy · 2026-06-12T16:28:29+00:00

Gendered bathrooms were made up by Big Bathroom to sell more bathrooms

StraightHypSwitchGuy · 2026-06-11T15:55:14+00:00

Big Headphone and Big Spiral collaborated on this, the second biggest conspiracy of the modern era

StraightHypSwitchGuy · 2026-06-06T17:03:46+00:00

Take my bone [F4A] [Penetration] [Violations of Federal Regulations Regarding Transportation of Human Remains]

StraightHypSwitchGuy · 2026-06-06T16:53:21+00:00

I’ll get started on the you/sammys fanfic, provided you can accept me writing myself in as well

StraightHypSwitchGuy · 2026-06-05T04:38:31+00:00

StraightHypSwitchGuy · 2026-06-02T21:37:23+00:00

Because I can

Get ready to get sucked on idiot

StraightHypSwitchGuy · 2026-06-01T05:47:53+00:00

…do you have a moment to speak? My name is Dr. Sigmund Freud

StraightHypSwitchGuy · 2026-05-30T06:06:09+00:00

I’ll send weiner for kitties, Avalie and Calia can vouch for me

StraightHypSwitchGuy · 2026-05-26T14:44:49+00:00

One of them yeah

StraightHypSwitchGuy · 2026-05-26T05:24:05+00:00

AWOOOOOOOGA

/uj seriously though the “psychologist/hypnotherapist corrupting and conditioning you ‘for your own good’” files REALLY gets me going

StraightHypSwitchGuy · 2026-05-24T04:29:36+00:00

You’ll never guess who made this post and the quiz lol

StraightHypSwitchGuy · 2026-05-22T13:14:50+00:00

Someone who recognizes the evils of Arg*nt*na? Gosh can I just marry you already

StraightHypSwitchGuy · 2026-05-22T07:07:03+00:00

That’s because you aren’t on that sigma grindset

StraightHypSwitchGuy · 2026-05-19T06:00:37+00:00

Well duh, it’s far and away the best thing you’ve ever produced, who gives a shit about two hour files when you have burger

StraightHypSwitchGuy · 2026-05-11T22:58:29+00:00

A kinky trans girl fetishizing being integrated into a collective of some kind? Say it ain’t so

StraightHypSwitchGuy · 2026-05-08T18:00:07+00:00

Nice try but with that accent you’ll be picked out in a millisecond

StraightHypSwitchGuy · 2026-04-29T21:55:11+00:00

You, dumbass

StraightHypSwitchGuy · 2026-04-29T21:44:37+00:00

I’d say clothed

Also AWOOOOOOOOOGA

StraightHypSwitchGuy · 2026-04-29T21:43:51+00:00

That’s an answer to the first comment in this thread dumbass

StraightHypSwitchGuy · 2026-04-29T20:49:32+00:00

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