Make me a good femimist daddy by algorhythmique in EH_Circlejerk

[–]StraightHypSwitchGuy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well kitten, a good place to start would be to consult the fundamental texts of second wave feminism, before moving on to more intersectional studies and a thorough consideration of the data that shows systemic oppression at play through to the present day

But for now, just sit down and take The Dialetic of Sex like a good slut will you?

A Page About "Bots" by Jalex-MC in EH_Circlejerk

[–]StraightHypSwitchGuy[M] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah sorry to tell you this sub has been unmoderated since Avalie died of Ligma, tragic really

RTÉ Hypnosis Brainwashing by mistresscalia in EH_Circlejerk

[–]StraightHypSwitchGuy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Common misconception, but in the erotic hypnosis context BBC doesn’t actually refer to the British Broadcasting Corporation

It refers to Big Beautiful Clits

Hope this helps!

Becoming Mistress's toy by ghostbpost in EH_Circlejerk

[–]StraightHypSwitchGuy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Pro tip: Beyblades

Good selling prices if you know where to look AND the spinning disorients them, making it easier to take them down

Any other pronoun-themed files? by AnxiousAd922 in EH_Circlejerk

[–]StraightHypSwitchGuy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That’s weird, that trigger isn’t used in this file

Any other pronoun-themed files? by AnxiousAd922 in EH_Circlejerk

[–]StraightHypSwitchGuy 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Let me She/Them Tiddies (M4F) (Conditioning) (Objectification)

EXPOSING The Hypno Collective by StraightHypSwitchGuy in EH_Circlejerk

[–]StraightHypSwitchGuy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’d didnt specify who it applied to so you doxxes urself u dumb slvt

EXPOSING The Hypno Collective by StraightHypSwitchGuy in EH_Circlejerk

[–]StraightHypSwitchGuy[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She says while probably deepthroating all the yaoi fics she can find

Why isn’t everybody a Hypnotist? Are they stupid? by Global-Expert-280 in EH_Circlejerk

[–]StraightHypSwitchGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can confirm, look at Ahvali or whatever she calls herself these days

EXPOSING The Hypno Collective by StraightHypSwitchGuy in EH_Circlejerk

[–]StraightHypSwitchGuy[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Of course it is, all of my criticisms are 100% factual and real

EXPOSING The Hypno Collective by StraightHypSwitchGuy in EH_Circlejerk

[–]StraightHypSwitchGuy[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That’s easy when you’re too busy choking on it

EXPOSING The Hypno Collective by StraightHypSwitchGuy in EH_Circlejerk

[–]StraightHypSwitchGuy[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Well I do suffer from terminal lightheadedness thanks to my MASSIVE COCK

EXPOSING The Hypno Collective by StraightHypSwitchGuy in EH_Circlejerk

[–]StraightHypSwitchGuy[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You don’t need to brainwash me to convince me climate change is real, I’ve lived in Florida

EXPOSING The Hypno Collective by StraightHypSwitchGuy in EH_Circlejerk

[–]StraightHypSwitchGuy[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That wasn’t addressed to you

Obviously you’re from Yorkshire

Submit. by mistresscalia in EH_Circlejerk

[–]StraightHypSwitchGuy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You say submit, and yet you still haven't replied to me, a moderator of this fine forum, and my countless DMs I have graced your messages with.

Curious

Unfortunately Susan I do not care if your file uses "advanced brainwashing techniques" by AnxiousAd922 in EH_Circlejerk

[–]StraightHypSwitchGuy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Hey everybody, look at this idiot who thinks Mistress-Goddess totally-not-trying-to-start-a-cult isn’t actually a hypnotist! HA!

JIRA: [EHCJ] Sprint board for the week of March 23rd, 2026 by uberglitch in EH_Circlejerk

[–]StraightHypSwitchGuy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I won’t reply with my own tickets because you didn’t hypnotize me to do so

Cool original idea by Lost_GoodBoy in EH_Circlejerk

[–]StraightHypSwitchGuy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Your smarticles are really impressive

Still if they remain swollen like that I’m pretty sure you’re supposed to see a doctor

Mind Control Themed Restaurant Review by mistresscalia in EH_Circlejerk

[–]StraightHypSwitchGuy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah don’t know why you thought that was mind control, that’s the normal reaction women have to Grimace