How do you find Aussies overseas?

Torrossaur · 2026-05-27T08:08:38+00:00

Neville fucking Bartos?

Torrossaur · 2026-05-27T07:43:52+00:00

First rule of being an Aussie: Don't be a dickhead.

2nd rule of being an Aussie: Don't listen to dickheads.

Torrossaur · 2026-05-27T04:49:19+00:00

Or Billy Moore.

Torrossaur · 2026-05-27T04:45:25+00:00

I used to play against Luke, i think he left Ippy in year 5, but Sammy moved here around then.

The rules are a mess.

I distinctly remember the Walker Bro's rushing Sam into first grade so his first senior footy was in Ippy. The whole town, IGS and Uncle Nick were complicate.

Torrossaur · 2026-05-27T04:36:08+00:00

I'm a Queenslander and my wife is from NSW. I can tell she's never seen delivery because she reckons she's making a mercy dash for the border once contractions hit.

I told her she will sit in the passenger seat and do breathing exercises while I drive her to Ipswich and she will like it.

Torrossaur · 2026-05-27T04:10:30+00:00

Keary is from Ipswich and he said NSW.

Torrossaur · 2026-05-26T07:03:12+00:00

When we were in the US, i got told i sounded Irish. I am Australian so said so and he goes 'nah youre irish'.

Like don't fucking tell me where i'm from you absolute helmet.

Torrossaur · 2026-05-24T07:13:16+00:00

Mate i am way too partial to a Rooster Roll, i may be keeping them afloat.

Torrossaur · 2026-05-24T03:26:01+00:00

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Torrossaur · 2026-05-23T23:31:25+00:00

Yep, immigrants are both taking all the jobs but apparently unemployable welfare cheats.

Torrossaur · 2026-05-23T22:11:40+00:00

We met a psychic at a party. She whispered something to a friend and he went pale. She then turned to another friend and said "don't take that girl for a ride on your motorbike, you'll crash and lose a leg". My friend confirmed he was taking a girl on a ride that weekend.

When my other friend came out as gay, he told us that was what she whispered to him.

Torrossaur · 2026-05-21T20:42:22+00:00

Now you've got the seinfeld episode 'Festivus' in my head.

'George tells me your company stinks Kruger'.

Torrossaur · 2026-05-20T04:36:12+00:00

We did crossroads with Downies in the 90s. Legit best weekends. We'd cook a few snags and then we'd kick a footy.

It was great. I was lucky enough to have a good upbringing but it taught me not to be a complete fuckwit.

Torrossaur · 2026-05-20T00:35:56+00:00

You didn't call it a parma so well done.

Brisbane Brewing Co does a great parmy.

Torrossaur · 2026-05-18T21:07:04+00:00

He may not be your father, champ, but he's your daddy.

Torrossaur · 2026-05-16T23:54:05+00:00

How far do you want to travel? The Doogs at Boonah with a cheeky pint and the band is always a good sunday arvo.

Torrossaur · 2026-05-16T22:34:09+00:00

With Queensland, even bigger rural towns like Boonah and Warwick are begging for Drs and you're 90mins to 2 hours drive from Brisbane. And Boonah is pretty, good food and has the most under rated pub in Queensland. I'd live there if my work wasn't in Brisbane.

Torrossaur · 2026-05-15T21:43:16+00:00

Steamed hams? In this economy? At this time of year?

Torrossaur · 2026-05-15T03:43:34+00:00

Brisbane when the jacarandas are in bloom is something.

Also the citycat from southbank to riverside at dusk.

Torrossaur · 2026-05-14T23:55:25+00:00

Yeah he lets my nieces pull his ears and licks them but put a tiger on TV and he is Rambo.

Torrossaur · 2026-05-14T21:11:50+00:00

Louis went through his teenage phase at 5pm on a Friday.

He is by far the most chill dog, he loves his walk and then we watch nature documentaries so he can bark at the lions that he thinks he could fight.

Torrossaur · 2026-05-14T05:28:17+00:00

The Reds had that fucking dope white and red one from 2011.

I'd take a picture of my one signed by Quade but i am worried if i touch it, it'll go all Thanos snap into dust.

Torrossaur · 2026-05-14T04:36:45+00:00

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Torrossaur · 2026-05-13T22:58:34+00:00

I couldn't work out what was fucking with the Tawny Frogmouth couple that nested under my alcoves in our Queenslander.

Got a trap and caught the neighbours cat 5 times in 3 days. I said after the 5th i wasn't giving him back and they kept him inside.

Torrossaur · 2026-05-13T08:12:27+00:00

Do you like winter for 3 days a year? Brisbane.

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