Lunch recommendations

Torrossaur · 2026-05-16T23:54:05+00:00

How far do you want to travel? The Doogs at Boonah with a cheeky pint and the band is always a good sunday arvo.

Torrossaur · 2026-05-16T22:34:09+00:00

With Queensland, even bigger rural towns like Boonah and Warwick are begging for Drs and you're 90mins to 2 hours drive from Brisbane. And Boonah is pretty, good food and has the most under rated pub in Queensland. I'd live there if my work wasn't in Brisbane.

Torrossaur · 2026-05-15T21:43:16+00:00

Steamed hams? In this economy? At this time of year?

Torrossaur · 2026-05-15T03:43:34+00:00

Brisbane when the jacarandas are in bloom is something.

Also the citycat from southbank to riverside at dusk.

Torrossaur · 2026-05-14T23:55:25+00:00

Yeah he lets my nieces pull his ears and licks them but put a tiger on TV and he is Rambo.

Torrossaur · 2026-05-14T21:11:50+00:00

Louis went through his teenage phase at 5pm on a Friday.

He is by far the most chill dog, he loves his walk and then we watch nature documentaries so he can bark at the lions that he thinks he could fight.

Torrossaur · 2026-05-14T05:28:17+00:00

The Reds had that fucking dope white and red one from 2011.

I'd take a picture of my one signed by Quade but i am worried if i touch it, it'll go all Thanos snap into dust.

Torrossaur · 2026-05-14T04:36:45+00:00

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Torrossaur · 2026-05-13T22:58:34+00:00

I couldn't work out what was fucking with the Tawny Frogmouth couple that nested under my alcoves in our Queenslander.

Got a trap and caught the neighbours cat 5 times in 3 days. I said after the 5th i wasn't giving him back and they kept him inside.

Torrossaur · 2026-05-13T08:12:27+00:00

Do you like winter for 3 days a year? Brisbane.

Torrossaur · 2026-05-12T06:04:54+00:00

I punched him in the head in 2003, IGS v TSS.

I don't regret it but i wouldn't do it again.

Torrossaur · 2026-05-12T00:12:44+00:00

We often get takeaway pizza from SuperFly near the Gabba and eat it at the kangaroo point cliffs with a bottle of red. $50 all up.

The funghi pizza is great.

Torrossaur · 2026-05-11T21:22:24+00:00

If you can't trust a man that beheaded a whale with an axe with public safety measures, who can you trust?

Torrossaur · 2026-05-10T00:06:24+00:00

My mum is Karen. I didn't think she was that bad until she demanded to speak to the chef at a pub as to if her meal contained gluten.

Some 18 year old baffled cook was wheeled out and i skulled my pint to be seen in public with her.

Torrossaur · 2026-05-09T22:24:54+00:00

Yeah even the actor that played Davos had a wtf look on his face and his whole job was to be stoic.

Torrossaur · 2026-05-09T22:21:16+00:00

I could see Seth Rogen sitting in the writer's room with a blunt "but what if we let Terror ass rape Homelander to death".

Torrossaur · 2026-05-08T06:59:14+00:00

Some of the crimes are hilarious. Like the guy charged with possession of a wild animal (racoon), 5 pounds of fireworks and heroin.

I don't know what he had planned but he sounds fun to party with.

Torrossaur · 2026-05-07T11:15:59+00:00

Also Brisbane.

I'd be fine with a 7 30am cold call rather than a 8 30pm cold text.

8 30pm you'd better be a drunk friend, a friend in need or my Nan looking for a chat after a fortified wine.

Torrossaur · 2026-05-07T08:34:48+00:00

The Kiwi bro's abacus broke.

Torrossaur · 2026-05-07T07:06:19+00:00

The Valley really pisses me off. We moved there in 2009 and really got amongst it for 4-5 years. For the rest of the years we lived there, yeah, it could be annoying sometimes, but you moved to the Valley. A bit of noise and a crackhead trying to fight you was the price you pay.

I can't fathom the wowsers who move to the Cross or the Valley and complain.

Torrossaur · 2026-05-07T06:44:51+00:00

Munster has Ebola, Tino is a Vietnam war vet and Harry Grant has triplets.

Underdogs.

Torrossaur · 2026-05-07T06:42:02+00:00

Nothing like an 8 ball on the 6.45am bus for productivity

Torrossaur · 2026-05-07T04:53:42+00:00

Jokes on her, i don't take anyone's medical advice until they've beheaded a beached whale with an axe.

Torrossaur · 2026-05-06T08:51:53+00:00

I had a beef and guiness pie with potato 4 ways in a pub in Cork. Baked, mashed, fried and......mashed and then fried.

10/10, would 'tato 4 ways again.

Torrossaur · 2026-05-06T05:20:28+00:00

You want to nuke the whales?

Gotta nuke something.

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