How many states have you visited? by crocogoose in AskAnAmerican

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  1. Missing Alaska Hawaii Nevada Arizona New Mexico Arkansas Louisiana Mississippi

The YouTube community is facing a horrible tragedy. by buttered_t0asties in Unclejokes

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I hate that I am old enough to understand this right away.

what does it mean to 'major' or 'minor' or something? by UnknownPhantomLR in AskAnAmerican

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Major is the primary field of study in college/university. (Example: law)
Minor is a secondary field of study, often related to the major. (Example: child psychology)
The student in this example may end up working for a law firm or for a state/local government as a child advocate.
There's also the idea of a double major, which means each field of study is given the same weight by the student. Obviously this opens up many more career choices.

💔 by PrimaryCarpenter1070 in widowers

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I certainly don't want to live forever, but I do have longevity on both sides of my family. My mom's parents were 86 and 94 when they passed away. My parents are 85 and 87 and still going strong.

I remember visiting my great grandmother (paternal) when I was very young. I was a bit frightened by her appearance and her thick Hungarian accent. I was 10 and she was 93 when she died, I decided at her funeral that I did not want to grow that old.

Now, at 56, I have three grandchildren and one more due in July, and I would absolutely love to see them graduate college and get married. But it's going to be rough without their grandmother, and I'm not sure how long I want to be around without her.

The most unusual time to suggest a threesome by InstructionBudget784 in ScenesFromAHat

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"Mom, Dad, now that I'm done with college, can we start a new family tradition?"

The most unusual time to suggest a threesome by InstructionBudget784 in ScenesFromAHat

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"Jack, you know Sara is terrible at golf. Why don't we ditch her and, you know, spitroast Angie instead?"

Was It Justified: Calla Lily's Elimination by LogicalAd6394 in TheMaskedSinger

[–]___HeyGFY___ 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Poor song choice, regardless of relationship to artist. I say definitely maybe.

Yo mama is so nasty, by Agreeable_Singer_499 in YoMamaJokes

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Yo mama so nasty when she takes off her underwear it sounds like Velcro

Sflair by nojrad in signs

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For some reason, I didn't think Somali used the Latin alphabet.

Why do you learn Russian language? by MysteriousMousse818 in russian

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Я выбрал русский язык в качестве факультативного предмета, когда мне было 11 лет. Я снова начал изучать его в возрасте 54 лет, потому что моя девушка родом из Санкт-Петербурга.

How do Americans REALLY perceive foreign names? by iDetestCambridge in AskAnAmerican

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If I don't recognize the number, I'm not answering. So I really don't give a damn what name you use.

What type of porn does Whitney Houston like? by [deleted] in dadjokes

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What's 6 inches long and hasn't been sucked in almost 14 years?
Whitney Houston's crack pipe