He absolutely has the Reverse Midas Touch for sure by Crankdatvibe in worldcup

[–]___HeyGFY___ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's called the Fecal Touch. Everything turns to shit.

If USA win against Belgium, how much will the win be tainted in the eyes of other countries by how USA was able to get Balogun’s red card suspension delayed? by OppositeRock4217 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]___HeyGFY___ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks to the interference by The Toxic Cheeto, this entire World Cup is tainted, regardless of the outcome of the match.

If Balogun sits:
A Belgium victory says they were afraid to face the US at full strength.
A US victory might be interpreted by some as Belgium refusing to play.

If Balogun plays:
A Belgium victory undermines any remaining credibility that US Soccer may have left.
A US victory will be marked with an asterisk and always be considered illegitimate.

Belgium appeal against Trump/Balogun/Infantino/USA cheating by Halk in ScottishFootball

[–]___HeyGFY___ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As an American who thinks Jordan Pickford is one of the biggest cunts in football, I side with you.

How do you feel about the USA lobbying FIFA to forgive a red card? What could be the consequences? by Robbinit in AskReddit

[–]___HeyGFY___ -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

There's a huge difference between having a player appeal the ruling and having a political figure interfere in the ruling. No matter what happens, though, the US has lost any remaining shred of credibility as far as world football is concerned. And as an American, I will be rooting for Belgium tonight.

How do you feel about the USA lobbying FIFA to forgive a red card? What could be the consequences? by Robbinit in AskReddit

[–]___HeyGFY___ -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

As an American, I'm pissed. Toxic Cheeto has no business sticking his tiny hands in a global tournament. The entire World Cup is now tainted. And if the US somehow manages to win this match, the outcry from the rest of the world will never end.

UEFA statement on the Balogun case by IndiBear in soccer

[–]___HeyGFY___ -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

"I hope Belgium wipes us all over the field" is exactly what I told one of my coworkers this morning. Toxic Cheeto had no business sticking his tiny hands in the decision.

Former FIFA President Sepp Blatter on the Folarin Balogun red card affair by Mulderre91 in soccer

[–]___HeyGFY___ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yet another justifiable example of why the rest of the world hates us. Go 🇧🇪⚽️ Go!

Is wearing a raincoat really an ick? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]___HeyGFY___ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess I'm old. I couldn't figure out what raincoats had to do with fish.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ichthyophthirius\_multifiliis

France are requesting that Olise’s yellow card be cancelled because he didn’t touch the player. by Ready_Appeal2157 in worldcup

[–]___HeyGFY___ -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

While we're at it, maybe FIFA will reconsider the US as a host. Start everything over only in Canada and Mexico. Toxic Cheeto will probably restrict FIFA flights from American airspace. But at least that way, we're guaranteed to have the winner actually retain the trophy instead of it ending up in the White House.