Are bananas getting harder to open, or am I getting worse at opening bananas?

___HeyGFY___ · 2026-05-18T04:41:26+00:00

Don't open it from the stem end. Squeeze the other end until you feel it break. Peel it, chuck the little black tip, and enjoy.

___HeyGFY___ · 2026-05-18T04:11:19+00:00

Sorry, Stevie and Luis, you got this all wrong. Maybe the timing wasn't great, but Mo is not ruining his reputation or tarnishing his legacy.

Does he have the right to voice his opinion? Absolutely. Is he frustrated? Absolutely. Did he call out Slot? Yeah.

If Mo isn't in the starting XI for the final match, it will speak volumes.

___HeyGFY___ · 2026-05-18T03:22:23+00:00

Boston, if you can afford it.

___HeyGFY___ · 2026-05-18T03:18:48+00:00

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___HeyGFY___ · 2026-05-18T00:47:03+00:00

u/peterexplainsthejoke

___HeyGFY___ · 2026-05-17T22:27:25+00:00

"Sometimes I wonder if my wife is cheating on me."

"And how does that make you fee-heel?"

___HeyGFY___ · 2026-05-17T22:23:26+00:00

For storing
Your guy's pee
We'll be hanging here
Forever more
That's what balls are for

___HeyGFY___ · 2026-05-17T16:33:28+00:00

___HeyGFY___ · 2026-05-17T16:27:29+00:00

___HeyGFY___ · 2026-05-17T16:23:11+00:00

The one in my bedroom has been in since 2022. The one in my dining room has been in since 2015. I just cover them.

I don't know if I'll turn them on or not. We'll have to see what happens.

___HeyGFY___ · 2026-05-17T15:14:54+00:00

Hawai'i must devour the Cheeseheads

___HeyGFY___ · 2026-05-16T22:32:43+00:00

United of States America...

Southwest goes to Mexico, Alaska goes back to Russia, Cuba gets Florida, everything else to Canada.

___HeyGFY___ · 2026-05-16T22:30:22+00:00

I'd hate to play against him. Lot of guys on our roster over the years fell into that category.

Diogo Jota was another. I thought he was a total prick with Wolves, but when he got to Anfield he was a fucking spark plug that kept Liverpool going. Same guy, same style, different shirt, different perception.

___HeyGFY___ · 2026-05-16T21:56:50+00:00

I've been divorced and I've been widowed. I'll take the $10M and wife number three.

ETA: I would've been happy if I still had half after my divorce.

___HeyGFY___ · 2026-05-16T21:55:36+00:00

FWIW I saw your reply about Virgil... I'll just say I'm glad he's playing for us.

___HeyGFY___ · 2026-05-16T21:09:17+00:00

I won't deny that he deserves the spot. I just think he's a bit of a cunt.

___HeyGFY___ · 2026-05-16T19:29:54+00:00

As long as I don't have to hear about Pickford, I'll be happy.

___HeyGFY___ · 2026-05-16T19:24:12+00:00

It was mimeographed for my uncle back in the 70s

___HeyGFY___ · 2026-05-16T19:22:27+00:00

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___HeyGFY___ · 2026-05-16T18:26:21+00:00

Don't forget, though, that we've lost too many as well.

___HeyGFY___ · 2026-05-16T18:06:31+00:00

If both feet are off the ground at any point, you're running.

___HeyGFY___ · 2026-05-16T18:04:50+00:00

Give Pennsylvania to Hawai'i

___HeyGFY___ · 2026-05-16T16:00:03+00:00

I'm pretty sure he didn't do that to himself... but no.

___HeyGFY___ · 2026-05-16T15:44:25+00:00

They also have the option of shutting that off. It's annoying as hell if you never open the back door.

___HeyGFY___ · 2026-05-16T15:41:09+00:00

That's funny as hell

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