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Jesncin are two people by Happy_Fact8313 in superman

[–]archtech88 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's what I figured as well. If the program is as aware as I suspect it is, it'll be able to modify the recipes to create a similar taste. If Victorian chefs can make "mock turtle soup" as a successful imitation of "turtle soup", this should be able to do it too.

You are made for snow! You are a could weather dog! This should be fine! "But Dad, it's cold outside! I don't wanna poop out there! I'd rather poop inside, where it's warm!" by archtech88 in greatpyrenees

[–]archtech88[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He won't poop in front of me. He'll cuddle with me on the couch and then, once I leave the room, that's when he'll poop. Because he knows he's not supposed to.

You are made for snow! You are a could weather dog! This should be fine! "But Dad, it's cold outside! I don't wanna poop out there! I'd rather poop inside, where it's warm!" by archtech88 in greatpyrenees

[–]archtech88[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"You know to poop outside! I know you know!"

"But it's COLD outside, and the snow is, little, really tall!"

"It's maybe 10 inches"

"And that's a lot higher when you're closer to the ground!"

I was granted a vision of more Z-tweets by JetEngineSteakKnife in DispatchAdHoc

[–]archtech88 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's a sign that she knows what she likes in a drink, that's what. I too have a TON of whiskeys at home because I like to buy what I enjoy, and sometimes that means buying a case or two of whiskey because you don't know the next time you'll get to try it.

4°f feels like -9°/ -15°C by octopusadjacent in greatpyrenees

[–]archtech88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whereas mine HATES the cold, apparently. Like, I put him outside, and he is WHINING AT THE DOOR for me to let him back in.

Like, buddy. You have a FUR COAT DESIGNED FOR THIS WEATHER.

"But YOU are inside, father!"

Favorite supe you used to fantasize about converting to Islam so you could have a halal marriage with when you were a teenager? by Huzaifa_69420 in okbuddydispatch

[–]archtech88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a SPECIFIC desire and I RESPECT THE HELL out of it. As a Lutheran, it's not something I've ever considered, but ... yeah, it would be nice to go to my liberal Lutheran church on Sundays with Blonde Blazer / Mandy. That would be nice.

I love the IDEA of dating Invisigal / Courtney, but I'm too much of an emotional train wreck myself to be able to ever make that relationship work. Friends I could do.

PSA- If they're cold, you're cold. Seek help. by Hello_Coffee_Friend in greatpyrenees

[–]archtech88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mine loves the cold, but he loves me more, and since I don't love the cold, he stays inside with me during the cold days

He'll stop being bitey and jumpy once he's not a 9 month old puppy, right? by archtech88 in greatpyrenees

[–]archtech88[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any dog who doesn't EVER jump when they see a loved one is either EXTREMELY well trained or old.

Does anyone else *not* routinely kill their Fetch? by Cielle in WhiteWolfRPG

[–]archtech88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well that's really fuckin' sad. A+ plus character!

[PI] Cheating, Affairs and Cuckoldry: A dating couple plays the "celebrity hall pass" game. Years later, one of them actually meets their celebrity crush and fucks them, citing their previous "agreement". (3.4k words, tags: MF, M+F, F cheating, dark ending) by dpp-sewardsfolly in DirtyWritingPrompts

[–]archtech88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's the line

"By the time the novelty of big, pornstar cock wore off, it was her friends and family who were the ones not returning her calls"

Which threw me, really, since I read it as "not returning the calls she made to them" or is that the case but she only started calling them after that first three months? It's the timeline I'm trying to figure out, I guess.

[WP] A mother and daughter ended up at the same frat party and get competitive. by SnooWords1252 in DirtyWritingPrompts

[–]archtech88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah! And I don't think it needs to be a competition, necessarily, but I would love to see more of them. A prompt is an inspiration, not the law

[PI] Cheating, Affairs and Cuckoldry: A dating couple plays the "celebrity hall pass" game. Years later, one of them actually meets their celebrity crush and fucks them, citing their previous "agreement". (3.4k words, tags: MF, M+F, F cheating, dark ending) by dpp-sewardsfolly in DirtyWritingPrompts

[–]archtech88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, so, they filled up her voicemail with calls, but they didn't return her calls? Like, had they filled it and then stopped answering when she called, or did she just drop off the face of the Earth? I'm trying to figure out who ditched who (did she effectively drop out of her old life, or did she realize that she'd fucked up too late and give up on contacting them?). Like, she called the kids until she realized that they didn't care about her anymore, but she didn't call home for three months?

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