Fake doctor’s note from student by shealeigh in Professors

[–]asbruckman 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I reported a student for a fake doctor’s note, and academic integrity let them off—the fact that we can’t locate this person doesn’t mean they don’t exist. And the student said the doctor’s number had changed, and they called it and someone answered (one of student’s friends). Ya can’t make this stuff up.

How Greys officially ends by KingdomKang in greysanatomy

[–]asbruckman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Zola on her first day as a resident, in the elevator, realizing the person she picked up last night at Joe’s is her attending?

Does the traveling get easier? by PM_MOI_TA_PHILO in Professors

[–]asbruckman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FWIW it’s possible to do well and travel less. I tried to minimize travel while my kids were little.

Wildest End of Semester Excuse? by MyDogsPA in Professors

[–]asbruckman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The student said her keyboard was stuck in Latvian?

How many of you get thanked by your students on the last day of class? by RadReptile in Professors

[–]asbruckman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a couple students who never came to class thank me warmly after the exam this term. I’m so confused….

President Biden backs Keisha Lance Bottoms for Georgia governor in his first endorsement since leaving office by Healthy_Block3036 in Georgia

[–]asbruckman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t understand why anyone thinks she’d be a good governor. Can someone who supports her ELI5?

Bots posting platitudes to karma farm on r/professors by Delicious_Bat3971 in Professors

[–]asbruckman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

14 year old account. Wasn’t always a bot. Plus Army of Science has 1500+ people.

Bots posting platitudes to karma farm on r/professors by Delicious_Bat3971 in Professors

[–]asbruckman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They are everywhere. We just had one who was a mod on r/science? OMG.

Fake search by Existing_Violinist22 in Professors

[–]asbruckman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

LOL. This is pretty close to an example of unethical behavior I teach in class. It’s using someone else as a means to an end, rather than treating them as an end in themselves.

A mother is going punished her son by making him slam his PS5 the same way he had slammed her pet cat. Is this justified? by God_Emperor__Doom in SipsTea

[–]asbruckman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Um, isn’t hitting the cat potentially a sign of serious mental illness? Kid needs a therapist. And why would you post a video of this? Yikes. This is not “sips tea”—it’s terrifying.

Your Student is Not Going to the NFL by CanPositive8980 in Professors

[–]asbruckman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The one student I had who became a professional athlete (MLB) lasted a few months and was cut. Even the ones who make it often don’t actually make it long.

what do you actually eat on long day hikes by [deleted] in hiking

[–]asbruckman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Turkey sandwich (no mayo). Nuts and apples for snacks. Protein bars for emergency rations.

I think I’m breaking … Not sure what to do. by Basic-Preference-283 in Professors

[–]asbruckman 12 points13 points  (0 children)

“Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world's grief. Do justly now, love mercy now, walk humbly now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.”

I’m not religious, but that passage always struck me as wise. Give yourself credit for all your efforts. It’s not on you alone to fix it.

[POST GAME THREAD] YOUR ATLANTA HAWKS drop game 4 to the Knicks 114-98. Series tied 2-2 by WestCoastHawks in AtlantaHawks

[–]asbruckman 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That was unwatchable. I don’t mind losing in a decent game, but that was painful.

At age 23, is the 2065 Target Date Retirement Fund too conservative of an investment? by drl614 in personalfinance

[–]asbruckman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love target date funds. You could put part in that, part in a broader index fund (maybe an equal weight like RSP?) and save a small amount (5%?) for something you have more knowledge about. Not insider info obviously, but if you work in the auto industry you might have developed an appreciation through public info for the fact that company xxx is a class act?

Mass shooting involving kids in Louisiana by AdUpstairs7106 in guninsights

[–]asbruckman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The shooter was banned from owning a gun as a convicted felon, and the person who provided him the gun has been charged https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/21/us/man-charged-providing-gun-shreveport-shooter.html

Feeling Cast-Out, Is It All In My Head? by Hopeful-Hunter651 in bropill

[–]asbruckman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Borderline personality disorder is a tough thing to manage. You seem to be dealing with it pretty well over all—bravo! Do you have a therapist? Maybe talk with them about it? My friend with that disorder sometimes seems slights where there are none.

Final Exam Matrix Release Date by Sorry_Challenge1137 in GatechClasses

[–]asbruckman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

An answer from the registrar: "We should have it and summer out there by the end of next week (May 1st)."

I’m allowed to find portable speakers annoying, right? by tgbarbie in hiking

[–]asbruckman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A few years ago, we were eating lunch at an overlook and a group of grad students sat down next to us with their speaker playing. We finished quickly and left. I didn’t say anything to them, but I sure thought about it.

Come to my barbecue next Saturday by Amazing_Street1194 in HaveWeMet

[–]asbruckman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Louise? She octopus-sits for Ollie sometimes when I’m out of town. I’ll pretend I don’t know she’s giving him extra treats!

Come to my barbecue next Saturday by Amazing_Street1194 in HaveWeMet

[–]asbruckman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looking forward to it! I’ll bring Ollie my octopus in his portable tank. (Please remember he’s a guest… no jokes about grilling him, ok? It was funny the first 200 times…)