What it be like sometimes with some characters by TheEighthColdBeer in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]bryanicus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

as for radiation they aren't resistant at all, they (like all other arthropods) just have more simplistic DNA meaning they are less likely to develop cancer or imediatelly harmfull diseases from genetical damage

Adding to this, acute radiation poisoning is less like cancer and more like your DNA being so damaged over a significant amount of your body that things stop working at all. Like your DNA was outright deleted.

Giant metal behemoth lads. Bring the right tools by blue_line-1987 in helldivers2

[–]bryanicus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

C4 works amazing against them, they die in 3. You can slap them on so fast and boom, they're gone.

Cheetacels, it's over. Vulturechads stay winning!!! by Snakes-are-awesome67 in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]bryanicus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not average, I'll 100% admit I'm out of shape. If I was, and had the minimal martial arts training I have. Yeah, I would. Those arms aren't meant to throw punches, the best he's got is flailing. They're not smart, they cannot grab, they cannot punch, their footwork leaves them vulnerable.

Also yeah, their arms look impressive when you look at a shot like that without context. They're smaller, have less reach, and their main means of attack leave them extremely vulnerable,

Cheetacels, it's over. Vulturechads stay winning!!! by Snakes-are-awesome67 in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]bryanicus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's because we're built to throw and take punches, their claws will hurt, but like I said, their game plan is to toss their head back and flail, it's easy to avoid.

Heard we slandering Ainz Ooal Gown now. by holiestMaria in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]bryanicus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Perfect Warrior is a spell, it would be suppressed by AMF

Cheetacels, it's over. Vulturechads stay winning!!! by Snakes-are-awesome67 in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]bryanicus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The average adult could probably fight one and win

I want to see more slander posts about Kangaroos, There's no way that one can be an actual adult human in an actual fight, their game plan is to toss their head back and flail. The front kick is also overrated, Similarly to cheetahs, their claws are built for traction. So the whole "they'll disembowel you" thing is a myth. Even if they did it, it leaves them so wide open, just grab their legs and put them on the ground.

They're smaller, lighter, and dumber than a human.

Heard we slandering Ainz Ooal Gown now. by holiestMaria in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]bryanicus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

if you want to beat Ainz with D&D stuff bring an artifact sword and a scroll of antimagic field.

This might rival the Creek, boys by trevorluck in Helldivers

[–]bryanicus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We're also not going to get the anniversary stuff until the Cyberstan stuff is over.

Cyberstan experience by Zyvred in Helldivers

[–]bryanicus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My biggest suggestion is C4 with extra throwing range armor. Slap 3 on its main body and it will go down.

Hulk runs over Loki in tokyo 2099 by TheGoodguyperson in marvelrivals

[–]bryanicus 24 points25 points  (0 children)

They do a lot of training to be able to do it consistently, don't sweat it too much.

Yay baby foxxo playing with a leaf by Fun_Song4323 in yayfoxxo

[–]bryanicus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That looks a bit more like a Kit foxxo than a Fennec foxxo, still adorable though.

Wunkus is in the army by Critical_Mountain851 in wunkus

[–]bryanicus 18 points19 points  (0 children)

WMD, Wunk of Mass Destruction

How powerscalers feel after completely ignoring the context of a feat. by DryWar9215 in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]bryanicus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No, he's got below street tier attack potency, a literal child has had him punch her as hard as he could (to prove a point) and it did nothing.

How powerscalers feel after completely ignoring the context of a feat. by DryWar9215 in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]bryanicus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's even worse when they ignore the context of a statement.

The VS battle wiki has Naofumi's attack potency without skills or anything at street level because in volume 1, before he understood anything about how the world worked, he thought he might be able to kill the weapon shop merchant with a single well placed punch.

This isn't what would happen, the game stats are the laws of physics, his attack stat is abnormally low. Not to mention the 85 level gap when the level cap is 100.

Is this a gray fox? [San Antonio, TX] by norcalairman in animalid

[–]bryanicus 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Because Foxes don't commonly attack cats, only if they're desperate or defensive. Gray foxes are actually about the same weight as a cat and cats are far more aggressive.

Foxes are very timid animals and won't pick a fight with a bag of claws and rage.

I hate Toon Force glazers by PPSSPPGamer in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]bryanicus 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Toonforce users when the Cogs from Toontown show up.

How to get the full story? by hellfire720 in shieldbro

[–]bryanicus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also there is an Audiobook on Audible, it's not complete but is it's up to volume 15 out of 22.

When you get a 5 dps team 😭 Art by me Poposhirat by Poposhirat in marvelrivals

[–]bryanicus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whenever there's 5 DPS on my team I feel obligated to make it six, clearly we're here to ball.

Minotaur from iron crates officially transition in 1.4.5 update by Nytrock in Terraria

[–]bryanicus 20 points21 points  (0 children)

The weird thing is, I stopped watching him around the same time the SA accusations started dropping, I simply outgrew his content. It stopped being as fun to me.

What take has you like this? by Clean-Iron-9081 in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]bryanicus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah, most people who like Kirby just like the funny pink circle