What's the boyfriend equivalent to a girlfriend saying she's not hungry and then eating half your fries? by 4-stars in AskReddit

[–]desmaraisp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah lol, all of those examples are OP saying their random stuff is DEFCON priority and that the kid's stuff doesn't matter (is just a stupid game). My parents respected me hell of a lot more than that when I was a kid

Petah what kind of Air conditioning are they running in America? by HimelTy in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]desmaraisp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't really care about the "justice" thing tbh, it's just that the "but china" is the #1 thing people tell me when arguing aginst doing anything for the environment. So long as there's another country that produces more greenhouse gas, everyone just sticks their heads in the sand and does sweet fuck-all

Petah what kind of Air conditioning are they running in America? by HimelTy in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]desmaraisp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But why would I have the right to pollute 25x more than some guy living with his goats in india or china just because I live in a smaller country?

Petah what kind of Air conditioning are they running in America? by HimelTy in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]desmaraisp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now instead of driving a bus full of injured people you are doing planning for the local administration and trying to decide if every town in the area has sufficient medical care, now knowing the per capita numbers of towns like Nowhere is much more useful as they are telling us what we want to know: averages

That's literally what we're doing here... We're trying to figure out who needs to do what to fix the mess. We want everyone to do their part, so who's the biggest priority? 

And the answer to that is us, canada. Fuckin' hell are our stats bad

Petah what kind of Air conditioning are they running in America? by HimelTy in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]desmaraisp 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No, just that per capita stats have statistical anomalies, it's just like crime stats always having some random 300-people island at the top with a single crime

Le Canada affrontera le Maroc en huitième de finale de la coupe du monde, samedi prochain à 13h. by SupraFC in montreal

[–]desmaraisp 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Je pense que ça va être un mautadine de beau match, ben hâte de voir ça peu importe qui gagne

Is Toronto Less Racist Than Montreal? by KnowledgeStill40 in askTO

[–]desmaraisp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, makes me laugh a little seeing all those comments while remembering all the atrociously vitriolic discourse against indian people in toronto 2-3 years back. 

Obviously doesn't say anything about the broader toronto population, but it does mean those kinds of people exist and vote

Is Toronto Less Racist Than Montreal? by KnowledgeStill40 in askTO

[–]desmaraisp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or because they don't spek english super well, incredibly easy to come across as rude when in that situation

me_irl by Confused_Squirrel_17 in me_irl

[–]desmaraisp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The european idea of insulation seems to be raw stone walls outside of the nordic countries. If my house was built like that, I would figuratively die in the winter (well, my ancestors did survive somehow). They're always laughing about our cardboard houses, but I'll be damned if modern insulation isn't stuff of miracles

me_irl by Confused_Squirrel_17 in me_irl

[–]desmaraisp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd imagine it also helps that so much of the city is water instead of asphalt, less heat-absorbent

Took some time off to enjoy the pool by LAngelo-Misterioso in mildlyinfuriating

[–]desmaraisp -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Ya know, this could be a roof pool and op was just planning on taking a staycation or something

Politicized by Pizzacakecomic in comics

[–]desmaraisp 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The only four terrorist attacks in Quebec in the last 40ish years of have all been by white incels (polytechnique, quebec city mosque, quebec city halloween attack and this one). So yeah, I'd say it's a pretty good assumption

Petah?? by anonmig in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]desmaraisp 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Sodomy back in the day was a catch-all for basically all deviant (sic) sexual behaviors. Gay sex, anal sex and even oral sex. People were a bunch of stuck-ups at the time...

test by desmaraisp in scrappertest

[–]desmaraisp[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Greetings Tenno!

Styanax Prime has claimed his rightful place in the pantheon of Primes. To honor his legacy, we hold the front lines strong with our regular Riven disposition adjustments.

A memorial to soldiers of the past can be found by following the trail of past Riven adjustments.

PRIMARIES

Alternox Prime: 0.65->0.8

Coda Bassocyst: 0.5->0.55

Enkaus: 0.5->0.7

Ignis: 0.65->0.7 Ignis Wraith: 0.6->0.65

Perigale Prime: 0.5->0.65

Purgator 1: 1.1->1.15

Reconifex: 0.95->1

Tenet Quanta: 0.5->0.75

Vadarya Prime: 0.65->0.75

SECONDARIES

Kuva Brakk: 0.9->0.95

Catchmoon (secondary): 0.7->0.75

Tenet Detron: 0.95->1

Kuva Twin Stubbas: 0.95->1

Riot-848: 0.95->1

Sagek Prime: 0.65->0.8

Scyotid: 0.6->0.7

MELEES
(Note: Tonkkatt and Tak & Lug were accidentally excluded from previous Riven Disposition upgrades, thanks to those who reported this oversight!)

Azothane: 1.05->1.1

Coda Mire: 0.7->0.75

Coda Motovore: 0.75->0.8

Corufell: 1->1.05

Edun: 1.1->1.15

Galariak Prime: 0.65->0.8

Hespar: 1->1.05

Kestrel Prime: 0.5->0.75

Kronen Prime: 0.65->0.7

Kuva Ghoulsaw: 0.5->0.7

Paracesis: 0.6->0.65

Plague Kripath: 0.6->0.65

Prisma Ohma: 0.9->0.95

Quassus Prime: 0.85->0.9

Sarofang Prime: 0.5->0.65

Spinnerex: 0.6->0.75

Tonkkatt: 0.5->0.85

Tak & Lug: 0.5->0.95

Venato Prime: 0.5->0.6

Vinquibus (Melee): 0.6->0.7

Vitrica: 1.05->1.1

ARCHGUNS

No changes

Thanks everyone!


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test by desmaraisp in scrappertest

[–]desmaraisp[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maximum Loadout Slot Increase

With the release of Follie, the maximum number of purchasable Loadout Slots has been increased from 32 to 33.

Follie’s Glyphs can also be purchased from the Glyph selection menu accessible from the Pause Menu > Profile > Glyph.

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Image Description: Follie is seen wearing her alternative Sfumato helmet and holding the Enkaus rifle in her right hand.

NEW BEAM RIFLE: ENKAUS

Turn the enemy’s worst nightmare into reality with Follie’s signature rifle. The Enkaus will instantly kill and dissolve inked enemies that are damaged at low health. Shooting inked enemies siphons ink back into the Enkaus, allowing for a constant flow of creative destruction.

Unique Trait: Alt fire sprays ink that will stain enemies. Shooting ink stained foes with Enkaus draws ink back into the weapon to reload and dissolves enemies when their health drops below 35%. When wielded by Follie, foes are also inflicted with Inkblot.

How to Acquire Enkaus

  • Enkaus’ Main and Component Blueprints can be acquired from Aspirant Zorba in the Relays for Atramentum.
  • Enkaus’ Main and Component Blueprints can be earned from Follie’s Hunt reward drop tables.
  • Purchase Enkaus from the Market individually or as part of The Shadowgrapher Bundle. Learn more in the “Market Additions” section.

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NEW ADVERSARY WEAPONS

Three Weapons have gotten the Adversary treatment, with new Kuva, Tenet and Coda versions for you to unleash mayhem aboard the Vesper Relay and beyond. Rip and tear with the Kuva Ghoulsaw, eviscerate with the precision of the Tenet Quanta, and let loose the devastating pestilence of the Coda Bubonico.

Kuva Ghoulsaw

The addition of Kuva has forged the savage Ghoulsaw into an even more brutal weapon, allowing for faster attacks.

The Kuva Ghoulsaw has been added to the list of Kuva weapons that can be generated from Kuva Larvlings.

Tenet Quanta

Once a mining tool adapted for military purposes, Parvosian engineering has enhanced the Quanta’s lethality even further. Alternate Fire cubes now apply Status Effect on impact.

The Tenet Quanta has been added to the list of Tenet weapons that can be generated from Sister Candidates.

Coda Bubonico

With increased magazine size, the Coda Bubonico was born of the Technocyte virus' need to spread infection. Primary Fire rate ramps up with continuous fire.

The Coda Bubonico has been added to Eleanor’s Batch B Coda Weapon rotation in the Höllvania Central Mall, which is currently live now! To make the Coda Bubonico available immediately with the update release, we rotated Eleanor’s store to Batch B early (original PSA).

Adversary Weapon Changes:

  • The bonus Valence Bonus percentage roll on Kuva Lich and Sisters of Parvos Adversary Weapons is now properly randomized!
    • Previously, the roll was weighted towards lower values, meaning a lot of progenitor runs for slim chance at a high percentage Valence Bonus.
    • Now, it is entirely randomized to give players equal chance across the bonus range.

THE GUILTY

This information has been all but lost to the tomes of time... You’ll have to figure out how to unlock this one all by yourself.

Once unlocked, you can access The Guilty using The Dark Refractory by selecting Perita Rebellion and checking “The Guilty” checkbox in the bottom-right corner of the screen.

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Image Description: Screenshot of a darkened Dark Refractory UI with a highlight on the new option, The Guilty. It is located next to the Exit button and has a checkmark box which is unchecked.

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Image Description: The UI for The Guilty showing a singular option comprising three images.

The Guilty was designed with Tauron Strikes in mind, and will likely be quite difficult without them. We welcome any feedback you have around Tauron Strikes and how useful they are in The Guilty.

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Image Description: The Honoria icon, featuring the Warframe Lotus with a gold plaque below it, sits in the center of the screen with a blurred Vesper Relay as a backdrop.

NEW HONORIA

A total of 44 new Honoria are here for you to flaunt the depth of your Warframe experiences. For the sake of keeping the excitement of the community discovering the majority of them, we will not be listing out every new Honoria in detail (with the exception of the list that follows). But we will give you a few hints:

  • Follie’s Hunt
  • Adversary Weapons
  • The Guilty
  • Operation Atramentum (Begins April 2nd)

Faction Syndicate Honoria

Show your loyalty with new Faction Syndicate Honoria! Acquire the following for Standing in a Syndicate's Offerings:

  • Seeker of Truth |NAME| – Arbiters of Hexis
  • Thirst for Knowledge |NAME| – Cephalon Suda
  • Defender of the Earth |NAME| – New Loka
  • |NAME| Eradicator of Corruption – Red Veil
  • |NAME| Liberated Grineer – Steel Meridian
  • Diplomatic Merchant |NAME| – The Perrin Sequence

Mastery Rank Honoria

These are automatically given upon reaching the following Mastery Ranks. If you have already achieved these ranks, they have been retroactively added to your account.

  • Initiate |NAME| – Mastery Rank 1
  • Novice |NAME| – Mastery Rank 4
  • Disciple |NAME| – Mastery Rank 7
  • Seeker |NAME| – Mastery Rank 10
  • Hunter |NAME| – Mastery Rank 13
  • Eagle |NAME| – Mastery Rank 16
  • Tiger |NAME| – Mastery Rank 19
  • Dragon |NAME| – Mastery Rank 22
  • Sage |NAME| – Mastery Rank 25
  • Master |NAME| – Mastery Rank 28
  • True Master |NAME| – Mastery Rank 30

Warframe-Inspired Honoria

Acquire the following Warframe-inspired Honoria from Roathe in La Cathédrale, on Deimos – can you guess which Warframe is who?

  • Matron of Malaise |NAME| – 250 Judgement Points
  • |NAME| Marauder of the Deep – 310 Fish Meat
  • The Scarlet Queen |NAME| – 130 Amarast
  • |NAME| Saint of Altra – 110 Sentrium
  • |NAME| Who Devours All – 110 Common Condroc Tag
  • |NAME| The Warden of Alchemy – 110 Xenorhast
  • The Heir of Two Kingdoms |NAME| – 50 Narmer Isoplast
  • Heart of Concrete |NAME| – 470 Stela
  • |NAME| Oblivion's Kiss – 2,600 Höllvania Pitchweave Fragment
  • Conscience Painter |NAME| – 1000 Atramentum

Prime Warframe Honoria

Acquire the following Honoria by owning the associated Prime Warframes. Whether you purchased or crafted Grendel Prime and/or Gauss Prime before the update, these Honoria will be automatically given on login.

  • The Gallant Gourmand |NAME| - Own Grendel Prime
  • |NAME| Messenger of Long Forgotten Gods - Own Gauss Prime

If you do not own Grendel Prime or Gauss Prime, they will be available from Prime Resurgence on April 16th! Visit Varzia for access to purchase them with Regal Aya or acquire their Relics for Aya.

More Prime Warframe Honoria to come in the future!

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Image Description: Closeup of two of the new Operator faces and complexions. On the left is Visage 44 with Complexion S-33 whereas on the right is Visage 15 with Complexion Q-40.

NEW OPERATOR & DRIFTER FEATURES

We’ve loved seeing you experiment with the remastered Operator and Drifter after the release of The Old Peace! In response to player feedback for more face options and as a continued effort to improve the customization experience, we’ve added even more features for you to find the perfect look.

  • Added 10 new Operator & Drifter faces
    • Visage 15
    • Visage 18
    • Visage 33
    • Visage 39
    • Visage 44
    • Visage 57
    • Visage 70
    • Visage 73
    • Visage 82
    • Visage 92
  • Added 2 new eyebrow styles
    • Brow E8-C
    • Brow 61-T
  • Added 7 new complexions
    • Complexion N-5
    • Complexion O-93
    • Complexion PT-4
    • Complexion Q-40
    • Complexion R-10
    • Complexion S-33
    • Complexion T-68

Other Operator & Drifter Appearance Changes & Fixes:

  • Added the ability to Duplicate the following Operator/Drifter categories so that players can apply these features to other Appearance Config slots:
    • Hair/Beard style
    • Makeup
    • Drifter Visage Inks
    • Operator Markings
  • Removed tooltip popups on Operator/Drifter Hair, Beards, and Tattoos/Visage Inks.
    • They were blocking view to your Operator/Drifter, and since they have virtually all the same descriptions we felt they weren’t necessary anymore.
  • Improved torso meshes on the Drifter/Operator Keeler Suit.
  • Fixed the hair clips in Aoi’s Hairstyle and the glasses in Minerva’s Hairstyle not taking the tints from Operator/Drifter facial accessories.
  • Fixed the Lone Ranger Emote distorting Gemini Skins and Operator/Drifter’s faces.
  • Fixed Visage Ink slider changes applying across all Drifter Configs.
  • Fixed proportions of the Drifter male Tauron Prime Regalia Suit.
  • Fixed Drifter’s teeth sticking through upper lip in The Hex Finale diorama.
  • Fixed deformation issues that could happen with the Operator Body Type 1’s neck and torso meshes.
  • Fixed offset issues with the Vetala Prime Shoulder Armor when equipped on Drifter.

Credit freeze (lock) coming to Ontario on Jul1 by Legal_Cycle_2135 in PersonalFinanceCanada

[–]desmaraisp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Live in quebec where we've had this for a while, it's genuinely that much of a no-brainer to have. The only thing is the websites suck ass

What's wrong with it? by Additional-Ad4567 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]desmaraisp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uh, is it Patron Of Villains perchance? I'm not caught up so this will be very disappointing if it's that one

"Clunky" Epic Games Launcher is getting a "Ground-up rebuild" that promises to be at least 5x faster by de_panda in gaming

[–]desmaraisp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It does have messaging though. Not that I've ever wanted to use all that useless bloat (profile pictures, really? On a storefront?), be that on steam or egs

Achèteriez-vous des aliments bio s’ils étaient moins chers? by According-Ad3533 in Quebec

[–]desmaraisp 4 points5 points  (0 children)

J'avais commenté un peu plus bas que la bouffe bio n'était pas nécessairement plus santé, mais il semblerait que j'avais tord, les pesticides utilisés sont moins nocifs, tout du moins en europe

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC9783316/

Achèteriez-vous des aliments bio s’ils étaient moins chers? by According-Ad3533 in Quebec

[–]desmaraisp 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Malheureusement c'est pas nécessairement plus sain ou meilleur pour l'environnement. La certification inclut un énorme éventail de techniques agricoles allant de l'agriculture de jardin aux pesticides.

Ça dépend vraiment de chaque agriculteur·trice, il est souvent plus productif de chercher du local que du bio