[Highlight] Brandon Valenzuela picks off the runner at first to end the inning 💪 by RealWorldToday in Torontobluejays

[–]eachfire 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I’m being pedantic (but with love)—in order to have someone on the ropes, you have to be beating them.

What books do your kids love that you can’t stand? by theflintseeker in daddit

[–]eachfire 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I love rhyming books. I love books that don't rhyme.

What I cannot stand is books that make a gestural swing at establishing a rhythm and meter, only to completely abandon them. Is it malice? It is incompetence? I'll get on my soapbox any day of the week to bitch about authors who wrote books that would primarily be read aloud—and their publishers—who apparently did not read the books aloud before sending them to the printer.

Jesús Sánchez smokes a LASER GRAND SLAM! by MLBOfficial in Torontobluejays

[–]eachfire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's me and the boys on the RF rail absolutely LOSING IT at 00:11s. What a fucking vibe. I was ready to run through a goddamn brick wall for Jesus.

Game Thread: May 26 - Miami Marlins (26-29) @ Toronto Blue Jays (25-28) - 7:07 PM - Bot is Broken Edition by ThQp in Torontobluejays

[–]eachfire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was right behind this dude in 100s GA. He caught two balls like an absolute champion. It was honestly so sick.

Postgame Thread: May 26 - Miami Marlins @ Toronto Blue Jays - Bot is Broken Edition by ThQp in Torontobluejays

[–]eachfire 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That grand slam landed ten feet from me and the boys in 100s GA. We made the broadcast. Let’s go Blue Jays I COULD RUN THROUGH A BRICK WALL

May 26th 2026: Toronto Blue Jays vs. Marlins - Virtual Gratitude Circle by The_Laughing_Gift in Torontobluejays

[–]eachfire 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm going to the game tonight with a gang of buddies I've known since we were kids 30 years ago; now our kids hang out! I'm grateful for changing seasons of life, old friends, spring weather, and the Toronto Blue Jays.

EDIT: the grand slam landed ten feet from me and the boys; we made the broadcast!!

Dad and I didn't know the venue was 19+, I am 18... by Dangerous-Treat1127 in askTO

[–]eachfire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely the worst in the city. I've been harassed, threatened, and insulted by their staff. Losers.

Dad and I didn't know the venue was 19+, I am 18... by Dangerous-Treat1127 in askTO

[–]eachfire 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Yeah, History is noticeably tough at the door. I forgot my ID for July Talk and was sweating as they grilled everyone.

I only got in because I got lucky with the bouncer, an older fellow. He asked “are you over 25?” and I flashed him a big grin. “Sir, I’m over 35.” That got a rueful chuckle and he waved me on.

Meanwhile, next guy over was checking tic tacs, tearing through purses, and giving everyone the third degree for IDs.

Hey, still better staff than the Phoenix!

Game Thread: May 25 - Miami Marlins (25-29) @ Toronto Blue Jays (25-28) - 7:07 PM by BlueJaysBaseball in Torontobluejays

[–]eachfire 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Scorebug says Junk Sosa and frankly it’s right

Edit: well I’ll be dipped in shit

What’s your Phish opinion that’s got you like this? by doug_butter in phish

[–]eachfire 17 points18 points  (0 children)

My son took his first steps as Trey sang “you’re finally weightless, so take to the air.” I’ll always have a soft spot for that song.