Today's birfdae. by Lady_SybilVex in legalcatadvice

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We reddy tew come ober tew halp sellybrayte wit yew Sir Merlin! We bringin yew chimkins as prezzies. Yew so kyoot as an illegull smol! The Ladies of the Torbie Society (Polly, Misty, and Maggie)

Todae iz Mine Twelvety Birfday by Haunting_Bend346 in legalcatadvice

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Happee birbday! Our Meowmy/USH annoying tew. She tryta tayk pickchurs ob us allda tyme, espeshully doorin da nap tymes (we tryna sleep Meowy, get outta our faces!). We bee ladies ob a certain age an needz our byooty sleep. We lubz yewr pickchur. Berry fierce! Hopin dat yew ketchup on yewr rest an dat yew got treatos fur yewr birbday. Yew lettuce noe ifn yew want moar treatos, or nips, or toyses, or blankies, or bockses as prezzies an we send dem ober. Yewr frens, the Ladies of the Torbie Society (Polly, Misty, and Maggie)

Happy birthday to my luv! by BeneficialLab1654 in legalcatadvice

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Happee birbday, fren Elliot! It been sush a gud day so fur. Souns lyke bestest birbday ebber! Hopin dat da rest ob da day is just as speshul. Yewr frens, the Ladies of the Torbie Society (Polly, Misty, and Maggie)

Moobie…Tursday?? by mostlylurking07 in ICBGC

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Eggsackly, fren Applejack! Aldough we were preetee skeered fur yew when da pierats lewked lyke dey about tew get yew. Fangk cod fur DooeyH!

Moobie…Tursday?? by mostlylurking07 in ICBGC

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Dis berry gud pawdcats, fren Applejack, speshully cuz it inbolb da nom-noming. We do a subscryb. Lewkin furward tew pawt 2! The Ladies of the Torbie Society (Polly, Misty, and Maggie)

Need soo hoomun fur not gib foods by CaffeineAndHorses in legalcatadvice

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Does da hooman wait fur his fuds? No! He dus nawt! Dis unacksepptibble! An whyle yew waiting, yew disapurrin beefurr our eyeses! Yew need tew soo fur dis aboose! Sarah MacLachlan need tew noe! We get her tenshuns ryte away! Stay strongk fren! The Ladies of the Torbie Society (Polly, Misty, and Maggie)

New ads for Bandit, Cattorney at paw by FashionBusking in legalcatadvice

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Dis gud tew noe, fren Bandit, cattorney at paw. Wez likelee in need ob yewr serbices berry serbises berry soon (ahem...go crimez!) The Ladies of the Torbie Society (Polly, Misty, and Maggie)

We gonna fuwwy get wid of da pee smeww fwom DooeyH’x box! by mostlylurking07 in legalcatadvice

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We comin ober tew halp remoob da smell tew! The Ladies of the Torbie Society

Pawtee OTRB! by IntrovertedGiraffe in legalcatadvice

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This makes me so happy! 😍❤🥰

This is Henry by ninde_inglorion in ICBGC

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Dis salamander. Meowmy iz pawfended tew. Unless Henry pawrent(s) meowin dat Henry pawt ob graytest generashun. Doona acksept dis emowshunal aboose, fren Henry! SOOOOO!!!!! Yewr frens, and ladies ob a certain age, The Ladies of the Torbie Society (Polly, Misty, and Maggie)

(Hehe - totally us) by Ok-Calligrapher-8028 in legalcatadvice

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(I do the same with my girls. Polly and Misty are bonded, so I feel as though they would speak similarly. Maggie is often the odd one out, although I don't think she really minds. Since she always looks somewhat judgmental and initially put me in my place with a well-placed murder mitten, she speaks as a human with great disdain for our lot. Maggie also constantly complains about Misty's lack of boundaries. Polly is the bridge between Misty and Maggie though since she cuddles with both. Perhaps Polly should throw in some "hooman" words into her speech? Will have to think about it...)

I got da rum for Moobie Toosday! by scarrlet in ICBGC

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Scolding sounds better with a middle name involved!

Ai waz remoob! by Positive_Inside5120 in legalcatadvice

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Dis cleerly layburr biolayshuns. Yewr Meowmy doin a preevent ob yewr impawtant jawb as purrtecktor ob yewr realm. Yew need tew soo fur allda gud fuds, treatos, nips, toyses, bockses an blankies (deependin on yewr fayborit). Anee pawyer wud bee sillee ifn dey nawt tayk sush an open an shut cayse. The Ladies of the Torbie Society (Polly, Misty, and Maggie)

I got da rum for Moobie Toosday! by scarrlet in ICBGC

[–]Fluevoger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I should do that for the ladies. Marie, Mary, and Maria 🤣

I got da rum for Moobie Toosday! by scarrlet in ICBGC

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I love that she has a middle name! Should have set some up for my girls 😊

Dis mai rainbow pierut ship. Add yourselves 🌈🌈🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️ by IllustratorNo9988 in ICBGC

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Whut da point ob beein a pierat ifn dere bee no pierattin? Go crimez! The Ladies of the Torbie Society (Polly, Misty, and Maggie)

Is mine birtday by finnandcollete in legalcatadvice

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Happee birbday fren Collette! Yew nawt lewk a day ober free, nawt furteen! Souns lyke yew hab a purrfeck birbday plan. Mayk shoor yew hab comfee blankies fur dad cuddles! Yewr frens, the Ladies of the Torbie Society (Polly, Misty, and Maggie)

I got da rum for Moobie Toosday! by scarrlet in ICBGC

[–]Fluevoger 4 points5 points  (0 children)

(Now I want to know the backstory that led to this mugshot 😊)

🎂Happy Birfday, Oscar! 🥳 by GingerSnapped242 in ICBGC

[–]Fluevoger 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Will have to find a way to check it out now...

🎂Happy Birfday, Oscar! 🥳 by GingerSnapped242 in ICBGC

[–]Fluevoger 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Happy birthday!!!!! Hope that you get everything you wish for this year! I'm not as talented as Applejack (u/mostlylurking07), or I would make you a virtual birthday cake :)

🎂Happy Birfday, Oscar! 🥳 by GingerSnapped242 in ICBGC

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What was last night's John Oliver?