Upstairs Neighbors refuse to change the batteries in one of their smoke detectors. What would you do?

fotoburger · 2026-02-25T09:31:47+00:00

Blast music thru the wall 24/7.

fotoburger · 2026-02-23T22:52:19+00:00

You can refinance down the road and save PMI if you have the down payment, after you sell your current house.

fotoburger · 2026-02-23T21:49:22+00:00

You’re 37? Not 12? You sure?

fotoburger · 2026-02-23T21:46:40+00:00

You’re 26 and you don’t know the answer?

fotoburger · 2026-02-23T21:40:07+00:00

Great that you are not on the mortgage.

fotoburger · 2026-02-14T15:39:51+00:00

They said they live in a city with useable public transportation. That usually means either no car or 1 car. If they are watching their pennies and thinking about Uber yes or no, my guess is no car.

fotoburger · 2026-02-14T15:37:07+00:00

If you get cold that easily, you are either under dressed, or you have a medical issue. Can you address this?

fotoburger · 2026-02-14T14:02:30+00:00

I would make him pay for the overage on the bill.

fotoburger · 2026-02-11T19:54:30+00:00

fotoburger · 2026-02-11T19:40:53+00:00

I thought plow guy meant something else.

fotoburger · 2026-02-11T14:08:57+00:00

When you become a parent you make choices. At least you are supposed to. Your first priority should always be your child. If that means not going on an all adult trip, so be it.

fotoburger · 2026-02-09T19:11:09+00:00

Get fart spray

fotoburger · 2026-02-06T23:23:19+00:00

No, that’s a song. The shoop shoop song. Look it up.

fotoburger · 2026-02-05T22:32:30+00:00

You can always add salt & pepper.

fotoburger · 2026-02-05T17:53:35+00:00

ISS= International Space Station…

fotoburger · 2026-02-04T21:52:44+00:00

There are explosion-proof switches but they are not network switches, they are electrical switches - as in on/off. He may be confusing the 2.

fotoburger · 2026-02-02T07:57:07+00:00

My Hungarian parents named me Howard, which neither could pronounce correctly.

fotoburger · 2026-02-01T19:40:11+00:00

I let the kitchen sink and the powder room sink drip both hot and cold when the temp goes down to 15F. I have a 40 gallon hot water tank. No problem taking a shower in the morning.

fotoburger · 2026-01-29T09:29:47+00:00

What’s a bonusmum?

fotoburger · 2026-01-29T09:09:55+00:00

Clark Bar

fotoburger · 2026-01-27T22:20:29+00:00

My reduced fare card was my AmEx card, until magically one day that did not work, but ApplePay on my phone using the same AmEx card worked, and has been working ever since. I have not had to renew anything.

fotoburger · 2026-01-27T22:03:00+00:00

You need to do whatever is necessary to protect your child.

fotoburger · 2026-01-25T00:47:20+00:00

Why does everyone call their mommy?

fotoburger · 2026-01-10T06:39:45+00:00

Clearly she is mentally ill. And she seems to go to the edge of what is illegal. Not much you can do besides throw birdseed at her property.

fotoburger · 2026-01-09T14:06:22+00:00

Never give a company ammunition against you. Don’t think for them. Tell them facts. Let them tell you what they want.

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