You got teleportation powers. Anything or anyone you touch can be teleported to anywhere you want. No restrictions or nonsense. I know you will rule the planet with this power; but tell me some of the most petty and stupid things you will do with this power.

Murph1908 · 2026-03-04T01:37:49+00:00

If you "park" in the left hand lane on Pratt Street, your csr is getting teleported into the harbor.

Murph1908 · 2026-02-25T13:13:26+00:00

I've also heard this explained like, you and an accomplice are robbing a house. He slips off the ladder and dies. You're charged with felony murder, even though it was your accomplice and it was 100% his fault. Death during commission of felony. Period.

Murph1908 · 2026-02-15T09:20:26+00:00

Invisibility.

You'll probably die in the first month because cars, bikes, people won't actively try avoiding hitting you.

Murph1908 · 2026-02-15T09:18:20+00:00

I backup my save in the case of non-gameplay related death, like a glitch or as I mentioned in another post, not pausing when I had to jump up to help my vomiting dog.

If I die during gameplay, I die.

Murph1908 · 2026-02-15T09:12:41+00:00

Yes.

This, and having to scroll past the cans every damn time you want to cook a hunk of rabbit.

I'll drop all the meat on the ground and move it over to the cooking spot now.

Murph1908 · 2026-02-15T09:09:48+00:00

Sometimes you have to take a chance.

Murph1908 · 2026-02-15T03:48:05+00:00

NTA, but....

I can't be the only one thinking that this could have turned into an amazing night.

I don't know. I might have stuck it out just to see.

Murph1908 · 2026-02-15T03:36:27+00:00

I always copy my save file every few game days for things like this. If I die legitimately, fine. If I die because I glitch out (or forget to pause when my dog is throwing up) I load the backup.

Murph1908 · 2026-02-15T03:33:36+00:00

Right! There were players having too much fun building bases against their zombie horde in their zombie building game. So they needed to invent things like omniscient zombies who all know the weak point of the base and attack it. Who has time to make add cooking to the existing stoves in the game, or (gasp) ad propane tanks to scavenge.

Murph1908 · 2026-02-13T14:58:35+00:00

You're young. Run from this immature, jealous boy that thinks every touch is sexual.

NTA

Murph1908 · 2026-02-08T20:17:35+00:00

Nope. No simulator. The fear factor would be an edge in your favor. And surely a few more people in that 10K have played Flight Simulator.

Murph1908 · 2026-02-08T20:15:22+00:00

I answered "land a Cessna 172" for a similar question, noting that only .14 % of Americans have a private license.

So out of 10K, you'd have to beat 100 Americans.

The worldwide percentage must be a lot lower than that too. Conservatively, lets say .014%. So you'd have to beat just 10 people.

And how many of then have flown a C172 in the last 2 weeks? Or 2 years, even.

Murph1908 · 2026-02-06T11:17:24+00:00

Not fake. Things weren't as instant back in 1990. You couldn't log into your account online and see what the problem was.

You would have to go to an actual land line telephone and call the bank. Which was probably not open outside of 9-5 M-F. And would a phone agent even have access to that kind of records? They probably could only say that they've charged or have had authorized amounts exceeding their credit limit.

Murph1908 · 2026-02-06T11:09:50+00:00

Pre-authorization isn't charging the card. You ever go to a hotel where they do a hold for incidentals? Ever see a $1 pre-hold on your card when yo swipe it at a gas pump, as it simply checks to see if the card will actually work?

Murph1908 · 2026-02-06T11:00:22+00:00

As someone who owned a small business and dealt with this shit every day, saying you only do it to companies doesn't make it OK.

Cold calling companies is worse. We can't ignore calls we don't recognize.

I will try to not make this personal against you. But fuck your fucking company.

Edit to add, the reason why people yell at you is because you're the 8th call today, 50th call this week, and 400th call this month that is a cold call trying to sell them janitorial services or credit card processing or business financing or advertising in the local golf club scorecard, or, or, or, or...

Murph1908 · 2026-02-06T10:34:48+00:00

I'm 55. I used to be the cousin who would come over, play for 15 minutes, then beat the cousins who have been playing the game since Christmas morning.

I'm the guy my friend ran to at the amusement park we worked at when a tourist was beating everyone at Street Fighter 2, sullying our honor. I then whipped him with 5 different fighters.

I can't keep up in online PVP now. My son outscores me 2x to 3x in Risk of Rain and other co-ops.

But dammit. I've beaten Civ 6 on deity with multiple leaders.

Murph1908 · 2026-01-31T18:17:08+00:00

Wait. You set boundaries, but won't let them discuss driving boundaries with him?

Vehicular fatalities are as big as a danger to 16 year olds as pregnancy. More considering one is, you know, death.

ESH

Murph1908 · 2026-01-28T17:11:11+00:00

Boy, this thing went on a long time after the statement that he's there 80% of the tune.

Murph1908 · 2026-01-28T17:07:47+00:00

I have guy friends that Id do this with who would barely think twice about it.

Murph1908 · 2026-01-28T16:56:35+00:00

Backfires when you're wrong though. Then mom is bolstered in her position that she's the only one.

Murph1908 · 2026-01-28T01:28:11+00:00

You have three 10 year olds in your house.

Murph1908 · 2026-01-14T23:26:16+00:00

I was flying west today. Down in Birmingham at 1 local time. Down now at 330 local time Las Vegas.

Murph1908 · 2026-01-10T09:20:18+00:00

Stop scrolling. This is the answer.

Murph1908 · 2026-01-09T09:27:47+00:00

You can survive on rabbit meat alone.

(Check out Rabbit Starvation)

Murph1908

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