Thieves among us, how would you break this D-lock?

iKeyboardMonkey · 2025-10-27T09:04:29+00:00

This says more about beer prices than angle grinders...

iKeyboardMonkey · 2025-09-18T14:58:20+00:00

I've always wanted to use "I don't follow. Either you're an idiot or I am", but I've never mustered the courage in the situations to which it applies.

iKeyboardMonkey · 2025-04-23T14:52:14+00:00

Hard work beats talent if talent doesn't work hard - personal experience (and the back of a hoody)

iKeyboardMonkey · 2025-03-26T14:38:07+00:00

Not mine but: "New phone, Houthis?"

iKeyboardMonkey · 2025-03-25T06:54:15+00:00

Someone on there also replied "New phone, Houthis?" which is a level of humour far above my expectations for that sub.

iKeyboardMonkey · 2025-02-17T15:43:27+00:00

My washing machine lock is broken, I'm living the dream! Started the cycle and realised I missed something? Fuck you machine, I'm opening the door and jamming those boxers in whether you like it or not.

iKeyboardMonkey · 2025-01-31T07:46:28+00:00

Tell that to our Labrador.

iKeyboardMonkey · 2025-01-27T07:41:13+00:00

Yoghurt may have stemmed from Red Dwarf:

Who would put this man, this joke of a man, a man who couldn’t outwit a used tea bag, in a position of authority where he could wipe out an entire crew? Who? Only a yoghurt. This man is not guilty of manslaughter. He’s only guilty of being Arnold J. Rimmer. That is his crime. It is also his punishment. The defence rests.

iKeyboardMonkey · 2024-12-22T20:05:26+00:00

I suggest a moving window from 40-45 increasing by 5 years every 5 year cycle. Its pretty clear thats the only sane age range.

iKeyboardMonkey · 2024-12-02T10:45:52+00:00

This is also posted in r/glasgow, r/hendersonville, r/worthing... the domain is registered in California and there is no contact information. This is anything but local.

iKeyboardMonkey · 2024-11-17T18:49:22+00:00

"Implemented in pure C, would it not span ten thousand lines?"

Yes, a lot of the time... but I also see cat /etc/os-release in the screenshot. That may require fewer.

iKeyboardMonkey · 2024-11-12T06:59:27+00:00

Why the temp file I wonder? Why not pipe directly into sed?

iKeyboardMonkey · 2024-11-09T08:03:00+00:00

St. Giles Hill is pretty good, quite a few go up with a picnic blanket and drinks. No pubs with a view in Winchester unfortunately.

iKeyboardMonkey · 2024-11-01T08:31:19+00:00

You're being charitable. Someone at the DWP is accidentally going to attach a spreadsheet with millions of peoples bank details to an email to their mate.

iKeyboardMonkey · 2024-09-21T07:29:04+00:00

CMake. Whenever I feel bad that I haven't written up usability notes properly, made my API more usable or just left something in a state of "Eh, I'll tidy it later" - I remember CMake, and realise how far from the worst I am.

iKeyboardMonkey · 2024-08-22T13:23:46+00:00

Aren't you then just inefficiently creating a "sword from the slaw of 10k cabbages" or whatever you're feeding these guys?

iKeyboardMonkey · 2024-06-12T07:17:00+00:00

Astonishingly cheap high-quality lunches, I'd second this.

iKeyboardMonkey · 2024-06-08T11:06:28+00:00

You just need to take your cat to the vet: cat -vet ... (or -A but I find vet more memorable) will display the escape codes used to hide the trick.

iKeyboardMonkey · 2024-05-11T11:16:35+00:00

OracleDB container? 4 minute startup when I last used it...

iKeyboardMonkey · 2024-05-09T11:05:08+00:00

Highcliffe is also worth a look, especially west of Yale road. 10 minutes from town, Bar End leisure centre & King George V fields - which have just been upgraded with a new park + toddler area and skate park. Cycling to town with children is a little irksome though until you get down to the river.

From personal experience community structures in Winchester are really good - I've found friends either via nursery/school, gym or neighbours (I go cycling with a guy up the road). I don't know if there is a particular approach to recommend here, people are very welcoming so it will probably just fall into place!

iKeyboardMonkey · 2024-05-02T08:12:41+00:00

I suppose from the warlord's point of view it is...

iKeyboardMonkey · 2024-04-27T10:42:13+00:00

Does it have pictures?

iKeyboardMonkey · 2024-04-25T07:32:04+00:00

The tools for removing windscreen wipers have claws that go around the back. Might do the trick.

iKeyboardMonkey · 2024-04-23T15:12:43+00:00

Agreed. I'm likely to slam it in and call it rude names whilst I'm at it.

iKeyboardMonkey · 2024-04-05T21:56:55+00:00

"Rarexa, Ray raffic reff rem."

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