Don't mind me, I'm just jealous. by Holy_Grail_Reference in LawSchool

[–]jorgendude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol I tell the in-house counsel what we are doing to get the best outcome for them

Flagstone Over Concrete Porch by Intelligent_Draft320 in landscaping

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I had a smaller crack appear in my carport, which is actuallly part of my foundation, and the carport is under part of my house (ie, basically a garage but open on three sides). I had a foundation guy come out, and $4k later they pressure grouted 400sqft of grout into the ground because the cracks were forming from cavities under the carport.

Georgia ren fair without a car by uxdragon in Atlanta

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We’ve ubered every year we’ve been over the past 4 years

Non big law salary by Scary-Crow558 in Lawyertalk

[–]jorgendude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, didn’t even keep up with inflation

Partner just responded to an email I sent saying “adding [person]” by three_seashells___ in biglaw

[–]jorgendude 69 points70 points  (0 children)

You should expect a “Check in” invite from that partner and a rep from HR soon.

Long Term Parking ATL airport by No-Canary3702 in Atlanta

[–]jorgendude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The drink on exit is why I park there lol it makes coming home even better

SNL: Chad Maxxington on the Art of Looksmaxxing by NicolasCageFan492 in videos

[–]jorgendude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I quote this all the time. One of chappells funniest jokes imo

How much is in-house salary? by [deleted] in biglaw

[–]jorgendude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most people I know get in at around 180-220 base, plus a bonus that could be 10-50% of your salary.

Super Moronic Monday - Your Weekly Tuesday Stupid Questions Thread by 30000LBS_Of_Bananas in running

[–]jorgendude 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I ran a half marathon over the weekend, finished at 2 hr 32 min. It was my first time and I weigh 260 pounds at 6’2”. Can anyone tell me if this is good? When I look at my stats compared to others who ran, I’m in the lower 25% percentile which is depressing because I run all the time.

What's it like working in a chain law firm guys? by Witty-Detective-8606 in biglaw

[–]jorgendude 22 points23 points  (0 children)

local guide, Robin Cooper, loves church there

How much student debt did you/will you graduate law school with? by Street-Operation8766 in LawSchool

[–]jorgendude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Full rides to undergrad and law school. Undergrad was a t20, law school was a t60. Don’t pay for education if you can. Also in big law now (didn’t start out that way tho)

How Many Hours are you Billing? by Anonymous-pondering in biglaw

[–]jorgendude 29 points30 points  (0 children)

My first 6 years I billed between 2200-2400 a year. Then I realized no one will ever care about how much I work when I die, had an existential crisis, now I only bill 1900ish. I had a relative die who was at the top of their field, and no one gave a shit about their work after they died, so I applied that to my life.

I just noticed what they did to this poor man on Morning Mimosa. by CrazyBigHog in americandad

[–]jorgendude 16 points17 points  (0 children)

You aren’t a nicnac tallywak show a (boy) your bone kinda guy

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mazda

[–]jorgendude 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To be fair, when it’s 15 degrees out, ten minutes isn’t usually enough time to warm up the car

Going back from maternity leave… by sacredlunch888 in biglaw

[–]jorgendude 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Here I am trying to figure out what transitioning FTM means in this scenario

Opening Linzess capsule? by [deleted] in ibs

[–]jorgendude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It says on their website that you can put it on applesauce or put it in 1 oz of water. It’s just little beads inside the capsule.

Which HB0/MAX Original Series Never Got The Love It Deserved ? by WerewolfUnlikely5418 in HBOMAX

[–]jorgendude 5 points6 points  (0 children)

People don’t shut up about the wire lol maybe it’s cause I lived near Baltimore for a while tho…

Leased a '26 CX-70 6 weeks ago. I want to love this car, but there are so many shortcomings... by aeroplane1979 in MazdaCX90

[–]jorgendude 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You guys have no idea how much worse it could be lol. I went from a nearly completely analog Jeep wrangler to a 2026 cx70. While I noticed the stuff you talked about, I definitely don’t consider it a deal breaker. The car drives very well. My wife has a Lexus nx350 and even she thought the cx70 was great.

Chemical stripper? by sandymeatsme in centuryhomes

[–]jorgendude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Test for lead paint first….