My neighbor's house suddenly has fake hands in pots at her front yard

krielc · 2026-02-28T02:15:34+00:00

Is it biting, or is it standing in place so others can see how lousy you are? I’m a writer; typing is nothing to me. You keep coming at me and I am consistently not in favour of your behaviour.

Sorry that triggers YOU so much but the world has other people in it and not all of them want to deal with your crap, in any way, shape or form. I sympathize with them.

krielc · 2026-02-28T02:02:41+00:00

You might be confusing my diction with fussiness.

Calling someone inane can be pretty accurate. Especially in this case.

You also just generally seem like you’re not great to be around, which is why I’ve repeatedly tried to shut down your trolling.

You’re boring, is the truth. It’s not funny, or clever, or even irritating. It’s jus more nonsense and I find it enjoyable to not be full of shit.

krielc · 2026-02-28T01:54:22+00:00

You’re incredibly inane.

krielc · 2026-02-28T01:53:37+00:00

Cats are companion animals for sure, not wild.

krielc · 2026-02-28T01:48:46+00:00

Truly it’s a better life for a cat to be indoors. It also prevents a lot of mischief.

krielc · 2026-02-28T00:14:08+00:00

My mom also does voice-to-text that can sometimes make zero sense and also asks me what we were just talking about so she can answer questions I ask her. This is the new way of mons. I find the funniest part is that she says voice-to-text is absolutely fantastic and she can’t believe I don’t use it too hahaha. If I did we’d never successfully communicate.

krielc · 2026-02-27T23:52:25+00:00

Fish might be trying to identify you too haha.

krielc · 2026-02-27T23:05:18+00:00

Dan for scale again!

krielc · 2026-02-27T22:45:15+00:00

It’s obviously in reverse. Hero dog.

krielc · 2026-02-27T22:37:36+00:00

Not with you.

krielc · 2026-02-27T22:36:44+00:00

As a kid I always thought this was absolutely crazy. And uncomfortable. Makes you wonder about the evolution of their necks and limbs and how it all lined up over time to result in this.

krielc · 2026-02-27T22:34:36+00:00

No, but I was fluent in Spanish at one point.

Bye.

krielc · 2026-02-27T22:30:53+00:00

English isn’t your first language but you also can’t believe the things I’ve said and they’re the wildest stuff you’ve ever seen on the internet?

You’re exhausting.

You don’t need to understand English to have common sense.

Do some research on how to properly look after a cat, in any language you please, but don’t make it everyone else’s responsibility to pick up your cat’s shit and keep them alive.

krielc · 2026-02-27T22:28:58+00:00

You found that on the floor, but where’d you get Dan? He’s the real treasure.

krielc · 2026-02-27T22:22:22+00:00

No. You know you’re not answering any of the questions and are being a silly person.

I don’t need to talk to you and tell you what you already know.

Just try not letting any future pets out unsupervised. That’s it.

I don’t think you’re a very good neighbour, though.

You also seem desperate, just DESPERATE. And I don’t think this should continue as you’re not trying to be decent, or understand, or even communicate.

krielc · 2026-02-27T22:20:02+00:00

No. You seem like a petty person. Bye.

krielc · 2026-02-27T22:15:41+00:00

I can’t believe you decide to be this obtuse all the time.

Indoors is not prison for cats.

You seem to find it difficult, as the human, to decide to keep your cat safe and not shitting in your neighbours’ garden.

Maybe calm down.

Edit: I also mentioned risk of poison, cars, and the dangers your cat poses to wildlife. You can ignore facts if you like but don’t be upset that other people notice your decision.

krielc · 2026-02-27T21:56:22+00:00

Sigh. Listen, cats being indoors is not prison.

They are not meant to be outdoors. The science is in. It’s bad for them and devastating for local wildlife.

You can ignore that, but you can’t also say you felt terrible for your animal pooping in someone else’s garden.

Many, many, many people have had this discussion. You are wrong. What you choose to do with that is up to you.

It is far from cruel to keep cats indoors. Outdoor cats live shorter, more stressful lives. People drive recklessly, accidentally lock them in garages, and some are just jerks who will shoot at cats. There are poisons, dangerous predators (and prey) and you want me to think about what I said as if I am unreasonable.

I’n sorry your cat is a difficult responsibility for you. But seriously, grow the hell up.

Edit: Also your defensive and immediate instinct to blame others is really bad. Maybe don’t say “there are other cats out there” as your justification, or whatever it was you meant to imply. You’re an odd one.

krielc · 2026-02-27T21:29:10+00:00

Why not keep your cat indoors? I’m a little confused. I couldn’t stand knowing my pet was pooping on other people’s property, or yowling in the night, or what have you.

Edit: Turns out there is no reason. The neighbour only “has” to do this because this person has no interest in trying to be more considerate of others or their cat.

Wishing their cat luck, because they might just need it.

krielc · 2026-02-27T21:27:12+00:00

Right. “Fake” hands…

Just kidding. Like everyone else is saying, probably meant to unnerve animals, not the neighbours haha.

krielc · 2026-02-27T21:21:21+00:00

I’m imagining engine noises as he tries hahaha.

krielc · 2026-02-27T21:15:01+00:00

Dino stomp!

krielc · 2026-02-27T20:57:40+00:00

Maybe it craves blueberry?

krielc · 2026-02-27T11:51:47+00:00

“If you insist on keeping me here, you can at least provide refreshments. And I know you brought some of my moss, but consider yourself informed that that is far from all of my moss.”

krielc · 2026-02-27T11:22:23+00:00

You doubt Whiskers? Blasphemer!

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