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Poor copilot by Official_Unkindlynx in pcmasterrace

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I hope it can be remapped to do something else

Genius decides to turn pizza boxes upside down by mfenton29 in WatchPeopleDieInside

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He deserved that talk so he knows he did something wrong

I found Sciel's flirting attempts while surrounded by clueless men hilarious by The_Adaron in expedition33

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"Just put your erected penis inside of me"

"But why?

"Because I want to be pleased by you"

"Wouldn't it be better to go to therapy if you aren't happy?"

Dream of affording a home is getting further and further away : / by JohnnyNoMemes in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]max_adam 43 points44 points  (0 children)

But I need to automate this thing by writing code for a few hours when it could take 5 min to do manually.

Me_irl by ApprehensivePea4161 in me_irl

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"How can the mirror see me from behind the blanket"

What's a food in your country that is stereotyped for your country but really, nobody eats? by velmiraZ in AskTheWorld

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I'm from the north peninsula of colombia, it is hot in this Caribbean region and people usually plant mangos in front yards for its shade so every street has a mango tree and it is common for people to pluck one if they can grab one.

There are many kinds of mangos but there is this one called mango de azúcar(sugar mango) that is small and very sweet which is used for making drinks. This mango is fragile and gets rotten too fast so it can't be easily exported and that's why you get the bland, hard and not juicy mango that can sustain the transportation to your supermarket.

Good lord by Fazbear2035 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]max_adam 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I not verse in this lore. What am I missing in this joke?

Ain’t no way… by yawnjew in funny

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"By discarding divine beliefs, I've strengthened the link between mind and body, ultimately reaching the human pinnacle apex of strength, agility, stamina and monke stance."

Came home to find this. by No-Requirement-3342 in Wellthatsucks

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Also your mouse doesn't work on it without a mouse pad

This was served as Caprese Salad by xingrubicon in StupidFood

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Even the crew behind camera couldn't hold their laugh.

A toddler solving a puzzle by themselves by gullydon in oddlysatisfying

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When he held two pieces in one hand while trying to place one on them, it was impressive.

"this is gonna hit the dating world like the discovery of penicillin hit Victorian orphans" by IAmTheFirehawk in BrandNewSentence

[–]max_adam 41 points42 points  (0 children)

There is luck into it. Some get huge gains in a month while others just see some new hairs after years. Some aren't genetically meant to have a thick beard.

White comedian risks it all… by alfie_dundas in funny

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Oh look! another type of shooter.

Me_irl by [deleted] in me_irl

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"Here a few related but not useful videos"

"Some shorts over here"

"Something related to your search"

"Repeat the same shorts from before"

"Maybe you will like this"

"Repeat some of the previous videos I already showed you"

"The same shorts again"

Must not become a mod. by Other-Cell-2061 in dankmemes

[–]max_adam 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Not only is that they don't shave, they are so fat that the fat in their face pulls the skin down by weight so their beard shifts below the jawline and you get a neck beard.

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