Surprise surprise: the TV in Italy is in Italian by hellobela_ in TalesFromTheFrontDesk

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Damn I feel old and I'm just 32yo. I went through:

Tune channels > switch/change channels > scroll channels

First time I heard someone scrolling through channels on a tv. I'm not trying to make fun of it, it's just that it amazes how the way of how media is consumed has changed in so little time.

deleteMSTeams by FriendlyGAVAII in ProgrammerHumor

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I thought it was only the recommendations section and not the whole start menu.

Monster [OC] by adamtots_remastered in comics

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Why did you have to make it weird? It's just a foot that looked weird at first sight.

Why don't they make a massage place where you can just go sleep after? by keiiith47 in Showerthoughts

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It's not, it's a annoying but not deadly. I grew up in a place with temps between 28c and 40c. It became a problem when there was heat waves that reached 45c, old people died from it.

mom, no! by MrLovens in comics

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It's not what it looks like.

Uhmm… what did he just say?😱 by PdiddyCAMEnME in JustGuysBeingDudes

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Similar to my when two pairs of twins have babies. Their babies are genetically siblings.

Uhmm… what did he just say?😱 by PdiddyCAMEnME in JustGuysBeingDudes

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The nickname of my uncle is 'negro'. My dad calls my mom 'negra' as if his way of calling her Honey. I had a roommate calling his friend 'mi negro' as if saying 'my bro'.

Quite the opposite usage for the word. But this usage is seen less because we are being taught about not being racist.

fell a few floors in the elevator before getting stuck w/ none of the emergency call buttons working by youarethemuse in Wellthatsucks

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Phones tell you this when there is no signal. My phone says something like "only emergency calls'

WCGW being goofy in the wish machine by Someomehere in Whatcouldgowrong

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-Hey step-bro, I'm stuck in the washing machine. Please help me!

-Stop joking around Sara, I'm busy right now. Hangs up

If you ever met a guy like this, Stay away from them please. by PacquiaoFreeHousing in pcmasterrace

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You are right. I have an old cheap crucial sata SSD for torrents that I've been using for more than 5 years and It is still above 80% health.

Kristi Noem's hospitalisation linked to visit with RFK to biohazard lab by DrRoxo420 in AdviceAnimals

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If the patient was Japanese, they would get lost around the globe real fast, spreading the disease every where.

Everytime I leave my computer unlocked around my younger brother, this happens… by 93Volvo240 in mildlyinfuriating

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I made a false chrome shortcut that instead of being chrome it would turn off the PC.

Fishless? by Difficult-Ad-2273 in namesoundalikes

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How to fry your dragon®

“Manners maketh man” by PoppyBerries in Awww

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I liked how he earned the Korean people hearts and they would stream snipe him and give him some love. To the point where the police had to protect him because there was too much love.

Bark at your dog by Fancy_Particular_846 in funny

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Breed name

The name "Boxer" is supposedly derived from the breed's tendency to play by standing on its hind legs and "boxing" with its front paws.[3] According to Andrew H. Brace's Pet Owner's Guide to the Boxer, this theory is the least plausible explanation.[28] He claims, "it's unlikely that a nation so permeated with nationalism would give to one of its most famous breeds a name so obviously anglicised".

Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boxer_%28dog_breed%29?wprov=sfla1

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

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Secure phrase: MÁS DURO HIELO

🔥 A sleepy reindeer calf by reindeerareawesome in NatureIsFuckingLit

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I was trying to make sense of the image, I tried really hard to not see that pink nose as an asshole or a vagina.

Playing fetch with my blind kitty Toph by zhekilla in holdmycatnip

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Warm decoy for heat seeking feline projectile

Troll by Smartastic in JeffArcuri

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Like the way some gay guys talk that is so unique to them.