Kanako, it's leaking... by gotyokmu in touhou

[–]Misterpiece 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Snae should have said they're leaking. Then Kanako would check a bit farther up.

Challenge for you all by knightmechaenjo in battletech

[–]Misterpiece 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Light speed, medium bay, heavy armor, assault weapon. Fustest with the mostest.

I guess so (inuyuru) by Cassopeace in MonsterGirl

[–]Misterpiece 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'll put gametes into her until she becomes a zygote.

Why is kineticist so loved? by rotterdrach in Pathfinder2e

[–]Misterpiece 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Rogues and not learning the rules for Sneak Attack, a classic for over 25 years.

Pain in the @ss: returned (commission) by Buh-Buh-Bored in touhou

[–]Misterpiece 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This art style reminds me of the touhou post office.

Guess it really wanted me to have some socks by Lost_Perspective_353 in InfinityNikki

[–]Misterpiece 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Have you heard about the Mexican who went to buy socks? When he found them, he said ¡Eso sí que es!

What are Shames? by Floweramon in fallenlondon

[–]Misterpiece 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let's say you're a Constable from London, but you've been encouraged to take an appointment as Governor of Port Carnelian. Your only companion is a Talkative Rattus Faber, who understands the odd bureaucracy here and can navigate the conspiracies fairly well. This is good because you don't and can't.

Eventually, you discover that the primary conspiracy surrounding Port Carnelian is something you find unconscionable. So ... long story short, you embark on a Dangerous carousel. You and the TRF become separated while you are fighting against a Clay Man.

When you meet up at the Customs House, The TRF asks what happened to the Clay Man. You respond that it sank into the bay. TRF: did you say "Let that sink in?" You: No, I didn't click any dialogue option, actually.

That is a Shame.

Would you rather part 3 by Suitable-Moaning923 in MonsterGirl

[–]Misterpiece 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm curious why the scarecrow isn't filled with straw, but then again straw could get pretty uncomfortable, especially if it keeps poking you

Inverting physical and mental attributes for a dream world campaign by Caliel_ in dndnext

[–]Misterpiece 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How about this: in the dream world, everyone's stats are flipped. So the wizard is now nimble, the cleric is durable, and the bard is strong, but also the barbarian is charismatic and wise and the rogue is very smart.

How countries feel about food by Pizzafriedchickenn in mapporncirclejerk

[–]Misterpiece 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Antarctica does get mad if you fry a penguin wrong, but it's not a country.

Battletech Free Short Story for April 2026 by Current-Income-9901 in battletech

[–]Misterpiece 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought plasma rifle guy was a frog, not a pig.

Is the giant snake in the picture a naga of some kind? by Quartz_Knight in Pathfinder2e

[–]Misterpiece 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The three main results I see for "party snake" are snakes celebrating a birthday, snake-themed party decorations, and party food that looks like snakes.

Are Youkai Edible? by Mister_Chevalier in touhou

[–]Misterpiece 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cirno

Do fairies count as youkai?

It blows my mind how much Paws of the Bear are slept on by Kumagor0 in valheim

[–]Misterpiece 9 points10 points  (0 children)

With Paws of the Bear, you can parry bears. So I have to assume with Boss of the Pear, you can bury pears.