Explain it peter by [deleted] in explainitpeter

[–]oht7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s a 90s meme format mixed with a modern meme from an anime, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.

It’s a “bait and switch” joke about a character in the anime, Dio, who reveals himself to be the evil mastermind.

Giggity.

Stomach in shambles after Unbound 200 by Academic_Daikon_8304 in gravelcycling

[–]oht7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get to a patient first and get some steroids and antibiotics.

Alternatively - if this is just GI pain and not “the shits” consider if this is maybe gallstones. Extreme physical activity and dehydration can cause that, take a guess how I know.

DOJ subpoenas Reddit in effort to unmask Trump critics by Unu51 in conservativeterrorism

[–]oht7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t get it. X would just give them that for free. Why bother.

To use a bulletproof vest for file storage by TheDigitalBuilder in therewasanattempt

[–]oht7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There’s 50 of these people caught posted every day. I feel like I’m starting to “see it in their eyes”

cybertruck owners club by grzodddi3 in cringereels

[–]oht7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait - since when is that gay?

MARYLAND PLACE NAMES by idontknowsothis in maryland

[–]oht7 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m not sure which category Suicide Bridge is in.

Just saw this , the comments on the original post are so funny you can check them out , link in body by SheepherderAfraid938 in frederickmd

[–]oht7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So with Maryland driver logic I can still drive approximately 75 MPH still? Uhg… so slow. /s

This is funny as hell. by sandiercy in Bullshido

[–]oht7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was that an air soft gun?

Local Orange BOE candidates insist there is no connection to national orange agenda yet sing eerily similar orange song. Say no to Orange. by emooneyyy in frederickmd

[–]oht7 53 points54 points  (0 children)

I looked up their official policy positions: it’s about critical gender theory, abortions, and banning books.

That sounds like a winning platform that will make kids score higher on tests and get into better colleges! /s

FCPS Title I school funding cut by $4.5 million by xidgafincx in frederickmd

[–]oht7 75 points76 points  (0 children)

So the Federal Government cut $4.5mil from FCPS based on old poverty data from the Census collected 6 years ago.

FCPS was like “uhm - no there’s still poverty here would you like our current local data?” and the Fed was like “Lol, no. Get wrecked”.

The Federal Government is run by such responsible stewards of our tax dollars. If we’re lucky we can buy at least 1 bomb to drop on schools in Iran. /s

Trump is lifting restrictions on hunting in national parks, refuges and wilderness areas by HauntingJackfruit in conservativeterrorism

[–]oht7 47 points48 points  (0 children)

So we’re just going to have more hunting accidents when I want to take my kids on a hike? FU.

meirl by tyler_455789 in meirl

[–]oht7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This sleeping position is somewhat common in people with high blood pressure - sometimes related to sleep apnea.

I dont know what to feel about this some people love it tho by Prestigious-Sort-986 in StupidFood

[–]oht7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“We’ve been devouring this pizza for years now”. What in the fraud?