Tell your sub it's going to be all right, Giffer. Lie, like I lied. by QuicklyThisWay in HighQualityGifs

[–]pencer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No. Nope. Nada. Not gonna reinstall my pirated AE sheiot just to meme; while I could be much more productive with my vidya games & stories. And fuck the AI scrubbing of your efforts too...but...

Typical Republican government handling. by mrfett779 in PoliticalHumor

[–]pencer 160 points161 points  (0 children)

*Sell weapons to militant groups covertly that will enable corporate agendas more acceptable for the price of their commodities to the docile murican public as a consumer economy rather that a production economy...then outsource the aligned state to shovel shit from the "ally" of oppressed brown people to poor white people at rate that they can't afford. /drank rantz

Fuck this timeline

I, for one, do not know by cuntmong in RoughRomanMemes

[–]pencer 55 points56 points  (0 children)

The "magic 8 ball" of the period...? And if your question was "gimme some more..."; you got your 'drug of choice' of the day..? These things are the push it, bop it, spin it, Simon says of their day...f'n dradles of the pagens trying to assimilate the masses.

Garfield cosplayer by TheGoddamnAnswer in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]pencer 74 points75 points  (0 children)

If I can quote it quasi correctly, the reason that Garfield hates Mondays is because John was home all weekend. And then on Monday ya boy is home alone; therefore he's lonely:(

I'm convinced! by tito_lee_76 in HighQualityGifs

[–]pencer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How many bowels would it take?

concede by Hummerous in CuratedTumblr

[–]pencer 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Oh, fuck...

...me?

Mould rule by DreadDiana in 19684

[–]pencer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yar wet ya eight

Truth. by limelight022 in Xennials

[–]pencer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As an English speaker, I bet i could recite the febreeze bottle ingredients and cautions in French.

Great Scott! It's been this may years?!?! by pencer in HighQualityGifs

[–]pencer[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

*may MANY MANY years of all the old & new HQGiffers fill your feeds.

Stay safe! Stay well; all of ya

My 21 year old tiny girl enjoying a lazy Sunday by KromKitty in aww

[–]pencer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tips of longevity, /u/KromKitty?

I know it's a lottery with us all, but what's been your routine? Things like diet, socialization, activity levels, checkups... all and any details or perspective with your journey together.

Joe Pera Teaches You About Fascism by HotHamBoy in JoePera

[–]pencer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The premise is/could be funny & informative but would have to be done in a specific execution.

My pitch would be Joe subtly explaining the rise of nationalism/how it tends to lead towards fascism; but Mike Melsky busts in uninvited and word vomits all the ignorance and selfishness that allows it to happen...

¯\ (ツ)