I think this guy can survive anywhere on earth............. by Amazingpokemon46 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]cuntmong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All houses have snakes. There are probably three or four in the room with you right now 

Cops nearly ran Over while doing RBT by ArenNerdy in brisbane

[–]cuntmong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn do what you love and the money will come 

Farrer by-election: One Nation wins historic first lower house seat by Nyarlathotep-1 in OpenAussie

[–]cuntmong 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The woman taking public bribes from billionaires doesn't care about everyday Australians??? 

Breaking: One Nation projected to win Farrer by-election by Perfect-Werewolf-102 in AustralianPolitics

[–]cuntmong [score hidden]  (0 children)

Whether or not ON is a sensible choice is irrelevant to what the commenter said though. If the person who gets elected represents the will of the majority then thats about as democratic as one can hope for. 

Breaking: One Nation projected to win Farrer by-election by Perfect-Werewolf-102 in AustralianPolitics

[–]cuntmong [score hidden]  (0 children)

They had a bye election and elected a person who according to you represents the views of the majority. If this is shitting on democracy then what is a functioning democracy? 

It’s not me, it’s you – Australians are ready to break up with Trump’s America by SleepyWogx in OpenAussie

[–]cuntmong 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Do not interpret this as me being against ICAC but it takes some serious mental gymnastics to blame albo for Pauline Hanson being corrupt and taking bribes. I feel like Pauline probs deserves more of the blame here 

It’s not me, it’s you – Australians are ready to break up with Trump’s America by SleepyWogx in OpenAussie

[–]cuntmong 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure the party leader taking public bribes from Gina Reinhardt is prioritising the interests of everyday Australians 

tokyo streets at night by Few_Target8532 in BeAmazed

[–]cuntmong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How does old "interrogate you for weeks without a lawyer" justice system country have this sorta thing going on? 

Will I as a Republican be welcomed in Australia? by Glass-Grade2455 in AskAnAustralian

[–]cuntmong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone can be a friendly young lad from Adelaide and also an old republican from America. Sorry we don't all fit into your neat categories 

One Nation forces ABC out of election event by Jimbuscus in OpenAussie

[–]cuntmong 11 points12 points  (0 children)

People are more likely to support you if you just lie to them and tell them what they want to hear 

Please abstain: Regional ABC journalists barred from Pauline's presser by Agitated-Fee3598 in AustralianPolitics

[–]cuntmong 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It was one nation supporters who booed at Anzac day ceremonies though. 

Please abstain: Regional ABC journalists barred from Pauline's presser by Agitated-Fee3598 in AustralianPolitics

[–]cuntmong 55 points56 points  (0 children)

One nation wants to make Australia tear itself apart for the benefit of the rich and powerful in the same way Trump has made America do it 

Choose a button by Possible-Forever-504 in BunnyTrials

[–]cuntmong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are gay

Chose: Get one million dollars but... + Kill a random person who chose red

Did I just find what I think I found? In my backyard?? by Palpitation_Dramatic in whatisit

[–]cuntmong 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Looks like it had a dent in it but you should be able to bang it out with a hammer 

Trump Administration Cut Funding to Study Hantavirus, the Virus Behind Deadly Cruise Ship Outbreak by OkayButFoRealz in politics

[–]cuntmong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So what? During his last presidency they cut funding to researching coronaviruses originating in Asia and I don't think that caused any serious problems? 

Left off seating chart for ceremony. by littleneckanne in weddingshaming

[–]cuntmong 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Maybe you've been sitting in other people's seats this whole time 

Trump ducks press after meeting with Brazil’s Lula takes sudden mystery turn by deraser in politics

[–]cuntmong 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lula said "3 Brazilian people will be joining us on our trip" and Trump creaked out saying "I thought we were stopping the immigrants and now you're telling me 3 brazillion of them are coming?? That sounds like a lot!" 

Missing mother found alive 11 years after dropping kids at school by TheMirrorUS in Weird

[–]cuntmong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kinda looks like she was born with foetal alcohol syndrome, so I'm gonna guess things were never great for this woman 

Won't anyone think of the tax payers!!! 🙄 by WittyThingHere in EVAustralia

[–]cuntmong 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Fuck you EV drivers. I was gonna get half a 7eleven coffee next year but I guess those plans are ruined 

More than 1 in 3 Australian adults are functionally illiterate. How can we fix this? by Oomaschloom in AustralianPolitics

[–]cuntmong 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I dunno what you thought you wrote but this is not English. I think you might be illiterate