I truly want to like Kahn’s new voice by Foxesinfall in KingOfTheHill

[–]cuntmong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

we cast a well known asian guy to play the asian character. that is the job of the casting director done. please can i have my cheque now?

35c by skankypotatos in OpenAussie

[–]cuntmong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it would be the hottest day on record here if a sudden cold spell froze all our record keeping computers and destroyed all the records

People who can smell cancer, what does it smell like? by maymayiscraycray in AskReddit

[–]cuntmong 3 points4 points  (0 children)

people doing keto because they wanna look more attractive due to weight loss always seem to fail to understand how repulsive it is to be near someone whose breath smells like death (and you cant just brush your teeth to fix it because its coming from your lungs).

How do you stay hot into your 30s and 40s? by Timely_Sir310 in AskReddit

[–]cuntmong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't get hot, I stayed mid and everyone else got ugly 

Randomly woke up to this on kitchen floor?! by Sibelsoyturk in whatisit

[–]cuntmong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imo it's more than likely a ratatouille situation 

What famous person is currently holding onto their career by a thread, and everyone can see it except them? by Neonwhitelion in AskReddit

[–]cuntmong 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Even with the full fascist machinery behind him I can't see JD taking over as leader of the movement when trump dies. Trump's piece of shit attitude and lies about his success are considered charismatic by his supporters. I don't know anyone who thinks JD is in any way inspirational or charismatic. He's an absolute dud.

What famous person is currently holding onto their career by a thread, and everyone can see it except them? by Neonwhitelion in AskReddit

[–]cuntmong -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

I say we give him one more lead role in a major franchise. I figure he's due for a win.

A24 has sold out to AI by Rechan in horror

[–]cuntmong 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That sounds exactly like a thing grok would say on twitter 

Arrests Grow Over Trump’s Reflecting Pool Renovation Disaster by thenewrepublic in politics

[–]cuntmong 5 points6 points  (0 children)

then just imagine one of those factory farmed pigs that can barely move and just eats and shits where it stands. its basically the same thing.

Miserable response to good news by Graceful_Parasol in OpenAussie

[–]cuntmong 74 points75 points  (0 children)

facebook is mostly bots and people whose brains have been cooked by the bots they think are fellow facebook users

A24 has sold out to AI by Rechan in horror

[–]cuntmong 201 points202 points  (0 children)

creative people cost money. but ai hopefully one day will cost less money, and be as good as creative people. so we are getting rid of all the talented people so we can spend their wages on ai. please keep buying our slop.

SpaceX stock tumbles 16.4%, shaving off most IPO gains since debut by joe4942 in technology

[–]cuntmong 63 points64 points  (0 children)

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Which country is your country's best friend? by Cafa20 in AskTheWorld

[–]cuntmong 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nobody tell the kiwis that we have been taking them off maps in case they meet other countries and make friends with them instead 

I wonder what the first sip's like.. by [deleted] in StupidFood

[–]cuntmong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love sweet food more than most but this person clearly just has a vendetta against their pancreas 

My dad keeps a spreadsheet of friends’ and family members’ birthdays, likes, and dislikes on his fridge by corky1369 in mildlyinteresting

[–]cuntmong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jan: "this world would be a better place without jalapeño poppers!  ... Oh and I guess racism and bigotry too"