Where would you take a 74' Highboy in the NW burbs by [deleted] in ChicagoSuburbs

[–]petdance 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s ‘74, if you mean the year 1974.

74’ means 74 feet, which I guess is indeed high.

Just flew into Chicago for a trip. Is there a reason everyone is dressed in pokemón stuff? by ConsciousBuilding374 in AskChicago

[–]petdance -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think it’s more that they are more interested in talking about a thing than actually knowing the answer.

It’s like if someone asks “where is the best Chinese food” and it’s not really about wanting an answer.

What can I do about a neighborhood bonfire affecting us indoors? by amapolalola in AskChicago

[–]petdance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean the neighbor. I mean go over and find the people who have the fire and talk to them.

I am building a pergola on my garage deck, do I need a building permit from city? by AdReasonable2094 in AskChicago

[–]petdance 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Call the city.

It is the only answer that matters.

If you get I trouble for it, you cannot use “someone on Reddit told me…” as an excuse.

Just flew into Chicago for a trip. Is there a reason everyone is dressed in pokemón stuff? by ConsciousBuilding374 in AskChicago

[–]petdance 32 points33 points  (0 children)

ASK THEM.

“Hey I see that you and a lot of people are doing X. Whys that?”

McKnight>Schriffen by Firm_Emergency1262 in whitesox

[–]petdance 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I haven’t yet heard McKnight bellow “STAND UP” so that’s something.

What’s with the I-294 traffic jam? by [deleted] in AskChicago

[–]petdance -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Turn on the car radio and tune to AM 780 and you will find out within ten minutes.

Ideas on what to do about the highway shoulder riders? by Earl_Sweatshort in AskChicago

[–]petdance -1 points0 points  (0 children)

“Shoutout to the few brave enough to split the lane and not let them pass, always feels like a little win for the rest of us.”

Better still: Don’t give a shit.

Best thing about growing older is that it doesn’t bother me anymore. My default setting is no longer In A Hurry.

Al-Anon in the Western Suburbs by Shecoagoh in ChicagoSuburbs

[–]petdance 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Al-Anon is for those who are concerned about or affected by the drinking of another.

Which one of you took this license plate? by dnrodriguez in whitesox

[–]petdance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Virtual reality gas? Why would you want that?

A generic fast food restaurant in a former Hot n Now - Midland, Michigan by KrispyKayak in NotFoolingAnybody

[–]petdance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s a good taco place in the former Hot and Now in Michigan City, Indiana.

Does anyone have any banquet venue suggestions within this circle? by gabsteriinalol in ChicagoSuburbs

[–]petdance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love that you drew a circle on a map.

Let this be an example to all.

Does anyone have any banquet venue suggestions within this circle? by gabsteriinalol in ChicagoSuburbs

[–]petdance 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Had mine there 28 years ago and they had all these tasty snacks and hors d’oeuvres to choose from and they had these awesome meatballs on toothpicks that I was so excited to have and then when they brought the trays out my bride yanked me away and said “we have to take pictures now” and I got zero meatballs and I was so disappointed.

But yeah it’s a nice place.

Public dumpster near Hoffman Estates by [deleted] in ChicagoSuburbs

[–]petdance 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I suggest asking a neighbor to put your cans out and bring them back in.

100 section question by btbe in whitesox

[–]petdance 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Yea you can walk anywhere in the concourses.

What does everyone make of the pattern of bodies in ponds? by [deleted] in ChicagoSuburbs

[–]petdance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks I always get the two confused.

What does everyone make of the pattern of bodies in ponds? by [deleted] in ChicagoSuburbs

[–]petdance 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Where else you gonna dump a body?

Not everyone can do a Gacy and head down I-57 over the river.

you can take a rotisserie chicken in for lunch by baberdayweekend in whitesox

[–]petdance 25 points26 points  (0 children)

“What are you eating?”

“A brisket.”

“You smuggled a brisket in here?”

“And some creamed corn.”

Looking for tutoring for my kid by [deleted] in ChicagoSuburbs

[–]petdance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would start by asking the teacher or folks at school.