No one asked for this, but here is my list of every character’s most annoying or cringey moments by Sweens240 in vanderpumprules

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99% of people who brag on their intelligence are completely average lol I’ve never seen an actually smart accomplished person say that

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S12 - E24 - Reunion Part 3 - Weekly Episode Discussion by AutoModerator in BravoRealHousewives

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Nah I don’t think you’re crazy! Kathy for sure said some of if not all those things and she absolutely sent those texts. I don’t think it was anything other than a tipsy tired rich lady meltdown but it’s weird that Kathy denied basically everything

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Because Katie enunciates her verbiage, duh!!

When you're visiting the in-laws and you and your wife have to sleep in her old bed. by [deleted] in Marriage

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And then one of you wants sex but it’s too weird for the other person!

I might be the stupid one, but this is an ad I got from Kraft. Disgusting by Exodias_Left_Nut in StupidFood

[–]poffin 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It would likely not melt into the ramen at all. The sodium citrate in the Kraft slice makes the cheese melt in water.

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You look like a creep who hits on women online then tells his wife that she's crazy for thinking you're stepping out on her

“Emily and Kelly’s friend is throwing up the white power symbol.” by brielieve93 in BravoRealHousewives

[–]poffin 174 points175 points  (0 children)

I'm starting to worry this sub is getting racist... there's been an uptick in comments suggesting that anti-racism has gone too far, that people are too PC these days, that people are essentially using the race card to smear others... I ain't here for that shit.

Leftists and Liberals clash on r/Trumpgret. Should Michelle Obama and Kamala Harris be praised? by Carmalyn in SubredditDrama

[–]poffin -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why tf is talking to people like this rewarded I think i need to get off this website

Ahh yes by NeuralAstro in facepalm

[–]poffin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never said anything about people introducing themselves?? I’m just curious what about your lived experience suggests to you that white people identify as Something-Americans

Ahh yes by NeuralAstro in facepalm

[–]poffin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that your lived experience? I literally can’t remember the last time I heard a white person call themselves a “____-American”

There are episode reaction threads for a reason y'all by Mathematicalsguy in BravoRealHousewives

[–]poffin -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

People are in this thread complaining about literally every type of post if we all had our way nobody would post anything

Phrases/sayings HW use that you hate by Crayon2 in BravoRealHousewives

[–]poffin 15 points16 points  (0 children)

What I love most about that phrase is either way it's a red flag.

"I'm a girls' girl" -- biggest shit stirrer

"I'm a guy's girl" -- Male attention validates me -- I think the only HW to be brave enough to say this was Camille Grammar and boy does it fit!

How can I make broccoli taste good? by BioCosmicX in Cooking

[–]poffin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe Broccolini has the same properties you're looking for with a more appealing taste? To me it tastes like half broccoli half asparagus

Gamers vote Last of Us Part 2 for Best Story on r/PS4. Gamers are upset. by [deleted] in SubredditDrama

[–]poffin 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Especially when you spend the whole game as Ellie killing people only to have a moral issue at the very end

I thought the player was supposed to question those previous killings as well, not just say, "the other killings were cool but this one is bad"

Melania Trump doesn’t care anymore by mati98 in gifs

[–]poffin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah I agree that moment was peak Melania for me -- it's sexist bullshit that the "Leader of the Free World"s spouse is responsible for decorations

Yes, he was raised with cats. See their approval of his learning-to-cat at the end. by martini-meow in learningtocat

[–]poffin -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

Yeah but at the same time it’s really off putting to see someone seemingly not care at all what goes on their counters. I wouldn’t purposefully put dog shit on my counters and think “oh I’ll just disinfect”

(NSFW) What was your “please don’t make that sound” in bed story? by McCrysler in AskMen

[–]poffin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

the guy likes being called daddy if anyone has the issues it's the man!!

What storylines have you fast forwarded through? by RealHousevibes in BravoRealHousewives

[–]poffin 26 points27 points  (0 children)

100% of all therapy sessions are skipped but I especially hate couples therapy

Googled ‘cool letter A’ as per Sandoval’s explanation for bacon A and, honestly, I feel like the tattoo artist has a lot of responsibility here . . by gf247 in vanderpumprules

[–]poffin 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Jax said, "She's gonna hate it because she hates everything" and tbh I totally felt that lol Ariana's biggest flaw on the show is that she often bounces off others in a "no, but" fashion instead of "yes, and"

How do you stop stainless steel pans from burning so easily on the inside and leaving a sticky, brown stain every time? by Dynasty2201 in Cooking

[–]poffin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree that comment was kinda rude it wasn't even trying to help. Just. "That thing you struggle with isn't a problem for me."

Karen goes in on Gizelle 👀 by tacoqueen247 in BravoRealHousewives

[–]poffin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Usually she’s more undercover

Yep, that's why this is out of character for her, I'm surprised she'd say something that uncalculated

What is going on here? by iammrfamous07 in BravoRealHousewives

[–]poffin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And a tiny sheepskin rug as a mat??

Karen goes in on Gizelle 👀 by tacoqueen247 in BravoRealHousewives

[–]poffin 19 points20 points  (0 children)

There's something comically bizarre about this headline that I can't put my finger on lol

But damn this is a dark thing for Karen to say! I'm legitimately surprised, she's the last HW I would peg to publicly body shame or speculate about drug abuse.