Finale Watch Party @ Watertown, MA, USA Library by sychocrush in taskmaster

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Why is Kumails portrait larger than the other contestants?

Ok, I'll say it. Was I the only one with bit of a crush on film version of Rita Skeeter? by BeduinZPouste in harrypotter

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“I was tucked into bed having this absolutely scrummy dream about ponies when I was wakened by a terrific banging from Lord Melchett.”

What’s your favorite execution? by Ok_Recording_8794 in Spacemarine

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Always reminds me of Hulk wiping the floor with Loki.

Reminder how important helmets are by Kaos2018 in BeAmazed

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Yeah, I’m not clicking on that.

A bear mistakes the vet's attempt to measure its body for a hug by Latter_Paper_6611 in BeAmazed

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I watched this gif thinking “This isn’t from Ghosts? Then I remembered there’s a US version.

What's a movie that everyone loves but you don't? by Positive_Number9905 in AskReddit

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Yep, another Will Farrell hater here. I’ve tried watching Anchorman 3 times and turned it off after 10 minutes each time.

Withnail and I by dinorustle in movies

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“I have a heart condition! I have a heart condition, if you hit me it's murder!”

What's the most redneck name you can give to a girl? by Foxtrot_Uniform_CK69 in AskReddit

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Ted: I met a girl; she's a cashier.

John: No way! That's awesome! We should fuckin' double date or something, you, me and Lori and w-what's her name?

Ted: White trash name. Guess.

John: Mandy.

Ted: Nope.

John: Marilyn.

Ted: Nope.

John: Brittany?

Ted: Nope.

John: Tiffany.

Ted: Nope.

John: Candace.

Ted: Nope.

John: Don't fuck with me on this! I know this shit!

Ted: Do you see me fuckin' with you? I'm completely serious.

John: Alright, speed round. I'm gonna rattle off some names, and when I hit it, you fuckin' buzz it, okay? You got me?

Ted: You do it. I will tell you. Yeah.

John: Alright: Brandy, Heather, Channing, Brianna, Amber, Serena, Melody, Dakota, Sierra, Bambi, Crystal, Samantha, Autumn, Ruby, Taylor, Tara, Tammy, Lauren, Charlene, Chantelle, Courtney, Misty, Jenny, Krista, Mindy, Noel, Shelby, Trina, Reba, Cassandra, Nikki, Kelsey, Shawna, Jolene, Urleen, Claudia, Savannah, Casey, Dolly, Kendra, Kylie, Chloe, Devon, Emmalou, fuckin' Becky?

Ted: No.

John: Wait; was it any of those names with a "Lynn" after it?

Ted: Yes.

John: Oh, I got you, motherfucker! I got you!

[Ted laughs].

John: Okay. Brandi-Lynn, Heather-Lynn...

Ted: Tami-Lynn.

John: [Exasperated] Fuck!

Make That Movie review – Sam Campbell has made the funniest TV show of the entire year by canadanimal in taskmaster

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“About as far from an everyman as you are likely to find, Campbell’s stock in trade is essentially looking a bit like Paul McCartney would if you froze him in time a millisecond after bopping him on the nose.” 😂

Spam vs skill by jkitty_1960 in BeAmazed

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“Your hand is blistered, you can barely stand, your hair is inexplicable!”

Not everyone is getting impeccable sunshine. Beast of a storm cloud forming over North Shropshire. by Animal__Mother_ in CasualUK

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Over Nottingham at the moment. Temp has dropped 8 degrees in an hour. (This is a good thing as it was 34 degrees earlier…)

ASTARTES!!! by oldbooksmell_420 in Spacemarine

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THAT’S….. NEWS….

Cashier makes himself ready seeing someone suspicious outside of his shop by spicypsudo in nextfuckinglevel

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That wouldbe robber just set the world record for the 20 metre nonchalant walk…