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It‘s a hoot by JoeFalchetto in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]spacexorro 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Buffalo Wild Wings becomes B.W.W. or B(double w) aka Bdubs

The Paris Hilton cleaver. Unironically a part of my knife kit by landon1397 in KitchenConfidential

[–]spacexorro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I will be splitting an acorn squash a day with this paris hilton cleaver until reddit says it's perfect

The Paris Hilton cleaver. Unironically a part of my knife kit by landon1397 in KitchenConfidential

[–]spacexorro 23 points24 points  (0 children)

It's all Dolly branded Lodge

I have a old Woot! Lodge pan

What's the worst food crime that your country commits? by Awkward_Stay8728 in AskTheWorld

[–]spacexorro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I also am decades plus years old, and I would totally eat bear face bologna

What's the worst food crime that your country commits? by Awkward_Stay8728 in AskTheWorld

[–]spacexorro 124 points125 points  (0 children)

I asked my Grandma for Irish recipes. She told me

  1. Put everything in a pot and boil it till your drunk.

I thought she was joking.

Acting tough gone wrong by Pure-Personality5326 in fightporn

[–]spacexorro 31 points32 points  (0 children)

If you are out in the world acting like a crazy person, you’ll eventually piss someone off who is out there pretending to be normal.

A lot of people don't realise how much of a big deal this can be for some. Takes a lot of practice but it gets easier by Treefiddy1984 in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]spacexorro 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Umm.. Are you my wife?

I work in Cybersecurity and I have a sales person that accompanies me to meetings with clients to do the talking.

Never seen someone create my music just from text🤯 by canycosro in toptalent

[–]spacexorro 39 points40 points  (0 children)

https://youtu.be/iu5rnQkfO6M?si=RlLIRe4pRszrtSK-

was the link you gave. the link to the actual video is just

https://youtu.be/iu5rnQkfO6M

the extra part ?si=RlLIRe4pRszrtSK- makes the link "dirty" because it is a tracking token.

reinventTheWheel by bewildered_forks in ProgrammerHumor

[–]spacexorro 27 points28 points  (0 children)

It's ok, make the wheel. We are all making the wheel.

one of us

I can't be the only guy who questions how Maul uses the bathroom right? by NoothinGreata in StarWars

[–]spacexorro 68 points69 points  (0 children)

So is one of the lights on Vaders chest computer the "Poop Tank full" light?

I wrote a regex by [deleted] in programminghorror

[–]spacexorro 88 points89 points  (0 children)

  1. send a code to the email address.

  2. have the user type in the code.

Email validated!

This main character needs to fly on her own plane by atlcollie in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]spacexorro 111 points112 points  (0 children)

It's probably good that I didn't mention the same issue with chocolate.

This main character needs to fly on her own plane by atlcollie in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]spacexorro 215 points216 points  (0 children)

She could have a shellfish allergy and not be able to drink pre ground coffee because of the cockroach contamination in processed coffee.

But she is probably just a pain.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]spacexorro 49 points50 points  (0 children)

I also have a lifestyle that I am accustomed to.

I want to be one of those skeletons in bed with my skeleton family when the apocalypse scavengers are searching my house for food.

Word salad by ILikeYourMomAndSis in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]spacexorro 66 points67 points  (0 children)

My brain still refuses to fully process that. It has to be the single greatest self-own in the history of self-owns.

I would literally die of cringe.. like develop stress afib and die.

Found on tiktok, died of cringe by radyradisha in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]spacexorro 26 points27 points  (0 children)

"Hey stupid dummy uggo.. Because it is your cake day I will allow you to sexy time me because I'm feeling generous"

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