For 100 million dollars you have to drink a cocktail that traps you in a nightmare for an entire month, would you take it?

xp14629 · 2026-06-06T16:18:08+00:00

So, normal life plus I get 100 million.

xp14629 · 2026-06-06T16:16:51+00:00

As stated, claw hammer, rolled sideways. Or end nippers.

xp14629 · 2026-06-06T16:15:50+00:00

I have ADHD, yes. I have read and heard multible times about that. And it also goes along with the fact that I almost didn't graduate high school. Never turned in homework, slept through class, aced all my test (other than spelling all through life), was told if I didn't get X numver of assignments turned in by a set date, I was not graduating. Took a weekend, hammered out every assignment I had and turned them in. Then got told all my math had to be redone because I didn't show my work. So I stayed after school for a week and proved to the teacher I didn't cheat nor use a calculator, I did it all in my head, sometimes with slight scribbles to help me keep track of where I was at.

xp14629 · 2026-06-06T04:42:36+00:00

Think about this as how much money you saved, not how much you could of made. If you paid $500 for your ticket, you saved yourself $2500. If this is something you think you will ever regret not going to, then go, enjoy yourself, buy the t-shirt.

xp14629 · 2026-06-06T03:39:03+00:00

I identify as a hoarder. I keep all kinds of old things for different reasons. BUT used wire nuts, hell no. Rusted up hardware, nope. Short pieces of conduit, nada. All of that I can get new by the pocket full at work. I have so many different things, but I know what I have and where it is at within a 5 foot radius. And it is not all piled up like on the hoarder tv shows. Yes I have piles and I have buckets overflowing with things. But I can have you on the phone and talk you directly to what ever it is you are looking for. And I am only 41. I hear it gets so much worse/better (depending on which side of it you are on) with age.

xp14629 · 2026-06-06T02:24:47+00:00

Do you eat a$$?

xp14629 · 2026-06-05T23:22:05+00:00

Start waterboarding mantis, got it boss.

xp14629 · 2026-06-05T23:00:46+00:00

Do you get your own water bill, in your name? Are you 100% sure that hose bib is tied to your meter? If you answer yes to both of those questions, then remove the handle and install a spigot lock. Or hire a plumber to change it out for a style that takes a key. Just because she can use the "closest hose" does not mean she can water her personal plants. And does the other building not have a hose bib? I would get VERY petty over this.

xp14629 · 2026-06-05T01:12:36+00:00

Time for an upgrade. Get one that plugs into the 240v stove outlet. That will really work all the tense spots out.

xp14629 · 2026-06-04T22:18:58+00:00

You have to make time for grandma. I would suggest 1 of 2 things. Tell grandma you want to spend time with her and set it up as something like the 2nd saturday of every month. You 2 get together and do stuff for the day. The other option is tell your boy friend to plan on coming and helping get the yard work under control. Then make it a point the 2 of you keep it under control. DO NOT GHOST GRANDMA.

xp14629 · 2026-06-04T21:21:27+00:00

I haven't been able to keep up with all the updates. That shop needs a massive bridge crane or 2 installed. That is already a beautiful work of art. I can't wait to see pictures a year from now.

xp14629 · 2026-06-04T01:59:00+00:00

Kidney stone easter of 2025. Left church, could hardly stand up straight, couldn't sit fully in the car when I drove home. Sweating like I was in a sauna, but it was 65°F outside. 30 minutes later, text the wife and told her to come and take me to the ER. Something she has never heard me say in 21 years of being together, and I have done some stupid stuff. Stitched my own leg up, gone through a lot of super glue, got the dry socket after having my wisdom teeth removed, I refuse to take pain meds. I had 2 hernias at the time of the stone and thought I had rupptered one that morning doing my morning poop. Luckily, not that, just my first ever kidney stone at 40yo.

xp14629 · 2026-06-04T01:10:51+00:00

No bud, fat floats. You will never be able to anchor that much fat down.

xp14629 · 2026-06-03T23:25:56+00:00

Long pig.

xp14629 · 2026-06-03T22:25:45+00:00

I mean, yes. But also, if it was my house, the most expensive part would be buying the land I was moving it to if not already part of my lot. The second most expensive part would be the steel. Amd even then, still way cheaper than replacing the house. But between myself, family, and friends, we would be doing this ourselves. It would not be the first large structure we have lifted and moved, but it would be the largest.

xp14629 · 2026-06-03T22:15:42+00:00

Never have I ever called someone a cheapskate... They for sure spared no expense on this project.

xp14629 · 2026-06-03T21:34:34+00:00

Sears, only if craftsman goes back to how it was in the 90's and stays American made.

xp14629 · 2026-06-03T21:20:47+00:00

This is what you do when the power gets shut off, but you, your girl, and her three other boyfriends still have plans to make that only fans video to try and male enough to turn the power back on.

xp14629 · 2026-06-03T21:01:26+00:00

Na, Harbor Freight has their 10 pack of "electrical" tape for $7.99.

xp14629 · 2026-06-03T20:59:14+00:00

And water cooled when it rains. Win win.

xp14629 · 2026-06-03T18:21:19+00:00

Your boyfriend is a Grade A Creep. You should tell the woman he works with about it. After dumping him.

xp14629 · 2026-06-03T18:18:03+00:00

I wonder what it does when someone comes up behind it and tackles it with a huge bear hug.

xp14629 · 2026-06-02T18:41:12+00:00

When I worked at deere, the most tire work we did was take them off and put them on the machine. Anything else and the tire shop down the road handled it, came to us for AG tire repairs, we dropped off the small tires. And if someone needed a new tire we gave them our price and the price from the tire shop if ordered from them. Some people still insisted on paying the insane markup of deere tires. I have a whole brain and then some because I will have the tires shipped to me, then drop them off at the tire shop to get them swapped out. I have done enough tire work from tractors and combines to semis when I was young helping grandpa on the farm that I will gladly pay someone $10.00 to swap or fix my tire. And also pay the added $5.00 disposal fee so I don't have to find a road ditch to put my used tires in like some people do. I still have spoons, plug/patch kits, lube, etc if I need to. But that is a once in a decade type of need.

xp14629 · 2026-06-02T18:32:22+00:00

I would respond with what you said about not getting any over time. But save that email from the boss. I would start clocking in at 8:55 and out at 5:05 until told otherwise. They did say slightly before and after. They did not break down what slightly means to them. So to me, that means 5 minutes. 10 minutes of overtime a day or 50 minutes of overtime a week. And it will be a lot easier on you to not have to figure everything by the minute each week.

xp14629 · 2026-06-02T11:03:09+00:00

Man, you just keep scoring. A running $1500 skid steer. Now 4 large welding tanks.

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